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certified crazy cat lady ⋆ she/her ⋆ 26
stoner girly
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kind of amazing every person in the world treats trump like a literal baby
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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It’s a shame this settlement didn’t hit until after Black Friday!
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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"I'm gonna stop being shy"

Me everywhere I go😭
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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First they shut down the government. Then they tampered with federal workers’ emails to shift the blame. This is corruption in broad daylight.
Education Department employees surprised to find their email automatically changed to blame Democrats for shutdown
Five furloughed employees told NBC News they had put up nonpartisan out-of-office messages, only to see they were changed — without their permission — to partisan ones.
www.nbcnews.com
October 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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me
September 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Mass shooters since 2018 who were transgender — 4.

Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender — 4,193.

Hope that helps.
August 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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kinky ppl being poly is so annoying where tf can i get me a monogamous freak
July 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Absolutely horrifying news out of Minnesota. Political violence and assassination attempts against elected officials has no place in our society.

kstp.com/kstp-news/to...
Sources say two Minnesota lawmakers have been shot
Sources have told 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS' Tom Hauser that two Minnesota Lawmakers have been shot.
kstp.com
June 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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17 years ago today, Vanessa Hudgens released “Sneakernight.”
May 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Donnelly’s mentioned……..
I’m thinking it’s time for an Adirondack Summer
May 27, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Never take seriously those who ridicule low income people for having a smartphone or laptop.

“If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???”

Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is unnecessary or a luxury, survive a month without it.
May 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
there needs to be a dating app for people who do not want kids
May 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
does anyone else know who mr. ding-a-ling is?
May 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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In loving memory of Moshu 🍎
May 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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I truly believe we could fix so many problems if the world wasn’t making us all so dang tired
May 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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“i asked chatgpt” damn thats crazy what if my friends and i beat you with hammers
May 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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happy bruno mars staring at pete wentz day to all who celebrate
April 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Trump’s organization is out here selling Trump 2028 hats like the Constitution is just a suggestion.

Reminder: The 22nd Amendment exists. You can’t run for a third term.
April 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Now, then, forever
April 16, 2025 at 9:24 AM
not prepared for the last episode of white lotus tonight omfg
April 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
i will never forget being 15 and coming home from school to this horrible news
10 years ago today, Zayn left One Direction.
March 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
i’m starting a new job in a new field on monday i’m so anxious 😵‍💫
March 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
glass animals added a tour date close to my hometown like omg I’m so excited to get to see them live again
March 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM