phage
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Favorite part of flying in and out of Albany, NY is the Andrew Cuomo Nipple Ring Sculpture
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Favorite part of flying in and out of Albany, NY is the Andrew Cuomo Nipple Ring Sculpture
Reading The Fellowship of the Ring at an airport bar drinking an IPA. Happy Monday morning
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Reading The Fellowship of the Ring at an airport bar drinking an IPA. Happy Monday morning
I get knocked down but I get up again but I get knocked down again. This time i have no plans to get up again
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I get knocked down but I get up again but I get knocked down again. This time i have no plans to get up again
Snowboarders tumble like queer goblins down the mountain
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Snowboarders tumble like queer goblins down the mountain
Would you disturb her peaceful slumber?
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Would you disturb her peaceful slumber?
Are you fucking serious that The Hobbit ends with Bilbo losing his reputation for being seen as “queer” lmfao
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Are you fucking serious that The Hobbit ends with Bilbo losing his reputation for being seen as “queer” lmfao
All the lads coming together and holding each other’s throbbing pride on International Men’s Day
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
All the lads coming together and holding each other’s throbbing pride on International Men’s Day
Wearing a “Mind Goblin” hat to the Radiologist for a testicular ultrasound hoping the receptionist asks “what’s a mind goblin” so i can respond “mind goblin deez nuts”
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Wearing a “Mind Goblin” hat to the Radiologist for a testicular ultrasound hoping the receptionist asks “what’s a mind goblin” so i can respond “mind goblin deez nuts”
Welcome to your forever family *guard locks the gate, walks down the torch lit hall, and wicked, green goblin eyes open one after the other breaking the darkness like stars in the night sky*
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Welcome to your forever family *guard locks the gate, walks down the torch lit hall, and wicked, green goblin eyes open one after the other breaking the darkness like stars in the night sky*
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Old books be like "The party was gay as they pressed into the queer hole, that became queerer and queerer with each gay step.."
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Old books be like "The party was gay as they pressed into the queer hole, that became queerer and queerer with each gay step.."
Updating my girlfriend about my read through of The Hobbit
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Updating my girlfriend about my read through of The Hobbit
Tomorrow is not a new day. Every permutation of events within it has already existed within my mind
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Tomorrow is not a new day. Every permutation of events within it has already existed within my mind
I have decided I am actually going to start reading books now. All the other times I said that are to be ignored and not thrown in my face, especially not by my own mind that endlessly seems to work against my own betterment!
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I have decided I am actually going to start reading books now. All the other times I said that are to be ignored and not thrown in my face, especially not by my own mind that endlessly seems to work against my own betterment!
Gynecologist office receptionist: *to patient before getting pulled into the other room to get fired* co-pay is due at the time of cervix
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Gynecologist office receptionist: *to patient before getting pulled into the other room to get fired* co-pay is due at the time of cervix
Just got these for you
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Just got these for you
Had a dream i had a pistol in my hand at a house party, i kept being like “why do i have a pistol, i don’t own a pistol, who gave me this pistol?” and everyone kept cheering for me like it was some kinda comedy bit
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Had a dream i had a pistol in my hand at a house party, i kept being like “why do i have a pistol, i don’t own a pistol, who gave me this pistol?” and everyone kept cheering for me like it was some kinda comedy bit