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Kevin Watterson
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KWatt from Twitter. SFO
@pjthereuss.bsky.social Not only do I keep score at every baseball game I go to, but I get my books at Baseball 365 in Bloomington even though I live in San Francisco. I’m 44.
July 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Today’s oblivious San Francisco jogger was going right down the middle of the bike lane ON KING STREET at 5pm. Just Forrest Gumping his way right thru there.
June 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
@pjthereuss.bsky.social Yasiel Puig is playing in Korea now.
April 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I wonder what the driver is thinking as he starts his work week. He knows he didn’t signal or look before he turned, and us on the bike trail had the right of way. He didn’t seem to care, much like I didn’t care about how vocally I laid into his ignorant ass for the whole neighbourhood to hear.
December 9, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Peloton makes bikes and sells content subscriptions. Both business models have been around forever. How is this not working for them?
May 2, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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happy earth day! fuck off mars, you piece of shit!!!
April 22, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Being a tech bro I of course have a closet full of quarter zips. The only one with a floppy collar is made by, who else, Fanatics.
April 16, 2024 at 7:07 PM
John Sterling and Verne Lundquist on back-to-back days? Come on, world. #Yankees
April 15, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Not the greatest advert for Tiger’s new clothing line when his shirt is soaked in sweat in 65° weather. #TheMasters

Also, Tiger, it’s okay to call it quits no one will hold it against you.
April 14, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Few things I hate more than the trees on the left side of the 15th fairway at Augusta National. Chop those fckers down and make them into the toothpicks they deserve to be. #TheMasters
April 13, 2024 at 10:09 PM
That putt Tiger Woods just made was hole eee shit. #TheMasters
April 13, 2024 at 5:58 PM
The safety pin was patented on this day in 1849 by Walter Hunt. Apparently he owed somebody $15 so he invented something he could patent and sell. 😂
April 10, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Hilarious scene unfolded at Embracadero/Brannan after the Giants game. Human drivers ran lights, blocked the intersection and turned thru crosswalks as a man walked up and kicked the empty Waymo that was obeying all traffic laws.
April 5, 2024 at 11:38 PM
WE DONT NEED JEANS THAT STRETCH WE NEED JEANS THAT ARE DESIGNED WELL AND MADE WELL. With long enough zippers if you know what I mean. Looking at you @bonobos.
March 31, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Cowboy Carter is clearly elite. She probably didn’t intend it this way, but its professional excellence is a savage takedown of the low quality hip hop country that’s polluted the genre lately. You can’t go back to that crap after listening to this.
March 29, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Reposted by Kevin Watterson
I'm working on a hot take about how as the "western" part of "country and western" has been lost, mainstream radio country has evolved to essentially be contemporary rock music but with affected southern accents
March 29, 2024 at 3:50 PM
My whole Discover tab is people gloating over the death of Joe Lieberman here on the better Twitter.
March 28, 2024 at 3:57 AM
I could have liked Seinfeld if all the dim characters were as well acted and well-written as Coach on Cheers.

Only my hottest takes for Bluesky.
March 28, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Attention San Francisco joggers and pedestrians:

The sidewalk on the O’Odoul Bridge is clearly repaired and open. Get out of the bike lane.
March 26, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Shoutout to boat guy who stopped repairs and made everyone clear the bridge so he could take a boat ride. You’re important, boat guy.
March 22, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Break up this company yesterday.
this nugget from the DOJ lawsuit against Apple sure explains why the auto industry has some seriously mixed feelings about CarPlay
March 21, 2024 at 9:49 PM
I would run thru a wall for the Timberwolves this night. #Timberwolves
March 20, 2024 at 2:56 AM
I think it was wrong by the Barbies to rush the vote without the Kens. Democracy has to matter.
March 17, 2024 at 4:15 PM
When did “sissy” become the way we refer to our sister???
March 16, 2024 at 1:40 PM
It would be a lot easier to campaign for VP from a central-US state like Minnesota than from always been on the east coast. Just saying. #skol
March 14, 2024 at 4:36 PM