I mean people either have to answer to their party’s platform or they don’t.

Your dad’s car “wreck” is now the number one thing I want to see in heaven’s video store.

They don’t call him the big dumper for nothing

I probably would have gone about things had his reaction not been “wut?” 😂 Wut you know you fcked up, nearly committed vehicular homicide and I paid $250 to watch basketball over the weekend that’s wut.

Did he even have one dunk this weekend?

My hack here is to buy a ticket with access to the club in the upper level behind home plate. It has a good burger.

The one and only time I’ve been to Dave and Busters I walked away amazed that they made a casino without calling it a casino.

Can’t come up with a situation where this is not troubling.

Fuck, Mars, man.

Oh yeah this will go well.

I don’t mind new Yankee Stadium, but I never went to the old one. Citi Field is nice I thought but has some rough sight lines.

Feel this every month when I pay the rent. 4x higher than my mortgage in Minneapolis—for less space!