Cristaᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
@ketchuprocket.bsky.social
cat parent | dungeon master |
they/any 31y | BG3 aficionado |
MH longsword & bow & glaive
🏳️🌈🍉✊
🔞no minors
https://linktr.ee/ketchuprocket
they/any 31y | BG3 aficionado |
MH longsword & bow & glaive
🏳️🌈🍉✊
🔞no minors
https://linktr.ee/ketchuprocket
Why is my body a machine for nearly passing out these days
Oh right. Too much blood.
I HAVE TOO MUCH BLOOD AND YOUD THINK THATS GOOD BUT NOPE. Where is a vampire when you need one 😭
Oh right. Too much blood.
I HAVE TOO MUCH BLOOD AND YOUD THINK THATS GOOD BUT NOPE. Where is a vampire when you need one 😭
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Why is my body a machine for nearly passing out these days
Oh right. Too much blood.
I HAVE TOO MUCH BLOOD AND YOUD THINK THATS GOOD BUT NOPE. Where is a vampire when you need one 😭
Oh right. Too much blood.
I HAVE TOO MUCH BLOOD AND YOUD THINK THATS GOOD BUT NOPE. Where is a vampire when you need one 😭
I’m happy to share my #bg3 piece I made for #ColorsOfTheGate! Here is best fiery girl, #Karlach! I wanted to cover the ideas of peace, freedom, self acceptance, & reflection. The game events are a great metaphor for living in scary times, but still marching forward.
The only way out is through 🌈
The only way out is through 🌈
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I’m happy to share my #bg3 piece I made for #ColorsOfTheGate! Here is best fiery girl, #Karlach! I wanted to cover the ideas of peace, freedom, self acceptance, & reflection. The game events are a great metaphor for living in scary times, but still marching forward.
The only way out is through 🌈
The only way out is through 🌈
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🏳️🌈 Free General Release🏳️🌈
If you missed out on pre-orders, you can now enjoy Colours of the Gate for free!
cotgfanzine.itch.io
You can download PDFs of the zine and add-ons, or view them online through the provided heyzine links. We encourage donations, but they are not required.
#bg3 #cotgzine
If you missed out on pre-orders, you can now enjoy Colours of the Gate for free!
cotgfanzine.itch.io
You can download PDFs of the zine and add-ons, or view them online through the provided heyzine links. We encourage donations, but they are not required.
#bg3 #cotgzine
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
🏳️🌈 Free General Release🏳️🌈
If you missed out on pre-orders, you can now enjoy Colours of the Gate for free!
cotgfanzine.itch.io
You can download PDFs of the zine and add-ons, or view them online through the provided heyzine links. We encourage donations, but they are not required.
#bg3 #cotgzine
If you missed out on pre-orders, you can now enjoy Colours of the Gate for free!
cotgfanzine.itch.io
You can download PDFs of the zine and add-ons, or view them online through the provided heyzine links. We encourage donations, but they are not required.
#bg3 #cotgzine
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
Kinda want one of those salt blocks that horses have
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Kinda want one of those salt blocks that horses have
God I really want to like Metaphor because I love SMT and Persona but this game makes me FURIOUS. It’s like you’re constantly tripping over loose rocks and then you finally get a nice 2-3 minutes of a solid run before you’re back to tripping over rocks over and over.
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
God I really want to like Metaphor because I love SMT and Persona but this game makes me FURIOUS. It’s like you’re constantly tripping over loose rocks and then you finally get a nice 2-3 minutes of a solid run before you’re back to tripping over rocks over and over.
Yeah sure I’ll do the dance trend sketch. It would be a missed opportunity for him to not.
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Yeah sure I’ll do the dance trend sketch. It would be a missed opportunity for him to not.
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Nature Incarnate has officially launched for Spirit Island!
To celebrate the launch of the expansion, grab #NatureIncarnate at a special launch discount now until November 20th.
But wait!
Snag savings across ALL #SpiritIsland content until November 13th!
www.handelabra.com
#IndieDev #IndieGame
To celebrate the launch of the expansion, grab #NatureIncarnate at a special launch discount now until November 20th.
But wait!
Snag savings across ALL #SpiritIsland content until November 13th!
www.handelabra.com
#IndieDev #IndieGame
November 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Nature Incarnate has officially launched for Spirit Island!
To celebrate the launch of the expansion, grab #NatureIncarnate at a special launch discount now until November 20th.
But wait!
Snag savings across ALL #SpiritIsland content until November 13th!
www.handelabra.com
#IndieDev #IndieGame
To celebrate the launch of the expansion, grab #NatureIncarnate at a special launch discount now until November 20th.
But wait!
Snag savings across ALL #SpiritIsland content until November 13th!
www.handelabra.com
#IndieDev #IndieGame
I had a genuine whole multi-day low grade panic attack convinced I had throat cancer because I had a stiff neck with a lump on the side. Waterworks, dizzy, the works. Days. Even contacted my medical team.
It was nodular acne from T. All gone. In case it wasn’t clear I have anxiety 🤡 AHHHH
It was nodular acne from T. All gone. In case it wasn’t clear I have anxiety 🤡 AHHHH
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I had a genuine whole multi-day low grade panic attack convinced I had throat cancer because I had a stiff neck with a lump on the side. Waterworks, dizzy, the works. Days. Even contacted my medical team.
It was nodular acne from T. All gone. In case it wasn’t clear I have anxiety 🤡 AHHHH
It was nodular acne from T. All gone. In case it wasn’t clear I have anxiety 🤡 AHHHH
Man I do not want to do thanksgiving this year because I am up to here 🤏 with everyone’s nonsense. If I get so much as one fascist-y bigot-y comment im gonna boil over.
November 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Man I do not want to do thanksgiving this year because I am up to here 🤏 with everyone’s nonsense. If I get so much as one fascist-y bigot-y comment im gonna boil over.
Update on said #OC sketch. Not close to done but currently trying to practice dynamic lighting. I also wanna do chickens I think. And trees. And wood siding.
Man he would’ve had such a nice life if he had had the chance to stay a farmer LOL anyway…
Man he would’ve had such a nice life if he had had the chance to stay a farmer LOL anyway…
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Update on said #OC sketch. Not close to done but currently trying to practice dynamic lighting. I also wanna do chickens I think. And trees. And wood siding.
Man he would’ve had such a nice life if he had had the chance to stay a farmer LOL anyway…
Man he would’ve had such a nice life if he had had the chance to stay a farmer LOL anyway…
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Hi @vizcomic.bsky.social I’ve got a top tip: if you drop an egg on your kitchen floor, don’t waste salt by throwing over it to soak it up, simply weigh out 100g of flour, toss it over the egg and mix with a fork and voila; floor pasta
November 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Hi @vizcomic.bsky.social I’ve got a top tip: if you drop an egg on your kitchen floor, don’t waste salt by throwing over it to soak it up, simply weigh out 100g of flour, toss it over the egg and mix with a fork and voila; floor pasta
Alright enough draft posting nite nite hatman incoming
October 29, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Alright enough draft posting nite nite hatman incoming
The fine line between Bee Arthur and Astarion is like one hormone level
October 29, 2025 at 9:54 AM
The fine line between Bee Arthur and Astarion is like one hormone level
Describing my last weird dream to some friends over virtual dinner:
“I saw a Broadway parody production of Ready Player One, but it was just a guy in a vampire Elmo costume singing “piss on the floor, piss on a jet” on loop in the Elmo voice
“I saw a Broadway parody production of Ready Player One, but it was just a guy in a vampire Elmo costume singing “piss on the floor, piss on a jet” on loop in the Elmo voice
October 29, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Describing my last weird dream to some friends over virtual dinner:
“I saw a Broadway parody production of Ready Player One, but it was just a guy in a vampire Elmo costume singing “piss on the floor, piss on a jet” on loop in the Elmo voice
“I saw a Broadway parody production of Ready Player One, but it was just a guy in a vampire Elmo costume singing “piss on the floor, piss on a jet” on loop in the Elmo voice
I mean the ads were correct but cmon
October 29, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I mean the ads were correct but cmon
I love how every fan artist saw Wolfwood and said “rack not fat enough, make those honkers bonkin”
(Me while writing this: I should really tailor what I say online)
MAKE THEM HONKERS BAZONKERSER
(Me while writing this: I should really tailor what I say online)
MAKE THEM HONKERS BAZONKERSER
October 29, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I love how every fan artist saw Wolfwood and said “rack not fat enough, make those honkers bonkin”
(Me while writing this: I should really tailor what I say online)
MAKE THEM HONKERS BAZONKERSER
(Me while writing this: I should really tailor what I say online)
MAKE THEM HONKERS BAZONKERSER
Can’t sleep so I’m posting drafts I had on the OldBirdApp here. I had some bangers nesting in there IN MY OPINION. Anything I say before the sun rises can’t be held against me out of having lost my grip on reality from sleep deprivation
October 29, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Can’t sleep so I’m posting drafts I had on the OldBirdApp here. I had some bangers nesting in there IN MY OPINION. Anything I say before the sun rises can’t be held against me out of having lost my grip on reality from sleep deprivation
Haven’t drawn in a min, sketching out my beloved D&D #OC but if he had been able to stay a farmer instead of forced to be a monk of Ilmater and experience the events of #bg3.
I hate drawing shoes. Also his earrings are stupidly placed because he let his baby sisters pierce them (badly).
I hate drawing shoes. Also his earrings are stupidly placed because he let his baby sisters pierce them (badly).
October 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Pet food is usually not covered by SNAP (depending on where you are), but needing to cover more groceries may take up what you would have spent on it. Many animal shelters have pet food pantries, so check your local if you're struggling to feed your pets.
October 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Pet food is usually not covered by SNAP (depending on where you are), but needing to cover more groceries may take up what you would have spent on it. Many animal shelters have pet food pantries, so check your local if you're struggling to feed your pets.
Please tell me yall know who the Hex Girls are.
October 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Please tell me yall know who the Hex Girls are.
Likewise, see our deranged nonsense. At least 1/3 of unknowing onlookers might believe us enemies.
But nay, we are worse: Friends.
But nay, we are worse: Friends.
If you knew me in real life first and aren't @ketchuprocket.bsky.social you might want to not follow this account
October 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Likewise, see our deranged nonsense. At least 1/3 of unknowing onlookers might believe us enemies.
But nay, we are worse: Friends.
But nay, we are worse: Friends.
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If you're protesting tomorrow, be safe. Be smart. Look out for those around you, and be there for each other.
🤘
🤘
October 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
If you're protesting tomorrow, be safe. Be smart. Look out for those around you, and be there for each other.
🤘
🤘