Cristaᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
@ketchuprocket.bsky.social
cat parent | dungeon master |
they/any 31y | BG3 aficionado |
MH longsword & bow & glaive
🏳️🌈🍉✊
🔞no minors
https://linktr.ee/ketchuprocket
they/any 31y | BG3 aficionado |
MH longsword & bow & glaive
🏳️🌈🍉✊
🔞no minors
https://linktr.ee/ketchuprocket
Heated blanket makes them not violent with each other for 5 minutes
January 22, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Heated blanket makes them not violent with each other for 5 minutes
He has felt like royalty since acquiring a heated blanket.
January 16, 2026 at 9:34 AM
He has felt like royalty since acquiring a heated blanket.
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Cancel your Spotify subscription.
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 16, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Cancel your Spotify subscription.
They should make a pizza that’s laced with medicine that makes you fall asleep and not experience night terrors. I’m having nightmares even Freddy Krueger would look at and go “Jesus Christ.”
January 15, 2026 at 9:31 AM
They should make a pizza that’s laced with medicine that makes you fall asleep and not experience night terrors. I’m having nightmares even Freddy Krueger would look at and go “Jesus Christ.”
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Claudette Colvin, whose refusal to move seats on a segregated bus helped spark the civil rights movement, dies at 86.
January 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) — Claudette Colvin, whose refusal to move seats on a segregated bus helped spark the civil rights movement, dies at 86.
She stroker my bram until I Dracula
Brain: "You think Dracula has so much sexual symbolism because of the author's name?"
Me: "What's Bram Stoker got to do with that?"
Brain: "Oh. ... it's not Stroker?"
Me: "What's Bram Stoker got to do with that?"
Brain: "Oh. ... it's not Stroker?"
January 12, 2026 at 4:50 AM
She stroker my bram until I Dracula
ANTI LOCK BREAKS MY ASS
January 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
ANTI LOCK BREAKS MY ASS
Wtf is a snow squall and why am I getting alerts for it
December 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Wtf is a snow squall and why am I getting alerts for it
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xiv really did this to lvl 1 . on this holy day
December 25, 2025 at 7:46 AM
xiv really did this to lvl 1 . on this holy day
This thread is how a counter for how many people at the family holiday event will comment about my voice/ask if I’m ‘sick’:
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December 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This thread is how a counter for how many people at the family holiday event will comment about my voice/ask if I’m ‘sick’:
2
2
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Now until January 5th, snag savings across your faves from Handelabra Games during the #WinterSale ⛄️ PLUS we released a brand new soundtrack for Spirit Island 🏝️
It’s the most wonderful time of the year indeed!
www.handelabra.com
#IndieDev #IndieGames #GameSale
It’s the most wonderful time of the year indeed!
www.handelabra.com
#IndieDev #IndieGames #GameSale
December 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Now until January 5th, snag savings across your faves from Handelabra Games during the #WinterSale ⛄️ PLUS we released a brand new soundtrack for Spirit Island 🏝️
It’s the most wonderful time of the year indeed!
www.handelabra.com
#IndieDev #IndieGames #GameSale
It’s the most wonderful time of the year indeed!
www.handelabra.com
#IndieDev #IndieGames #GameSale
Made Mac and cheese with a splash of buttermilk and I think everyone who enjoys mac n cheese should try this oml
a painting of a man in the sky with the words rezinsky on the bottom right
ALT: a painting of a man in the sky with the words rezinsky on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Made Mac and cheese with a splash of buttermilk and I think everyone who enjoys mac n cheese should try this oml
I love Yen and Geralt banter because they truly get each others dry humor and struggle with emotions.
“He’s dead”
“We might still get him to say something”
“Doesn’t seem the talkative type… besides, isn't necromancy forbidden?”
“Yeah, but so is premarital sex.”
(Both stare deadpan)
😐
“He’s dead”
“We might still get him to say something”
“Doesn’t seem the talkative type… besides, isn't necromancy forbidden?”
“Yeah, but so is premarital sex.”
(Both stare deadpan)
😐
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I love Yen and Geralt banter because they truly get each others dry humor and struggle with emotions.
“He’s dead”
“We might still get him to say something”
“Doesn’t seem the talkative type… besides, isn't necromancy forbidden?”
“Yeah, but so is premarital sex.”
(Both stare deadpan)
😐
“He’s dead”
“We might still get him to say something”
“Doesn’t seem the talkative type… besides, isn't necromancy forbidden?”
“Yeah, but so is premarital sex.”
(Both stare deadpan)
😐
Is this like backshots for healing crystal folks or
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Is this like backshots for healing crystal folks or
Several people at Thanksgiving this year asked about my voice and I’m :) I’m just :) not gonna tell them lol crazy, wow, my voice does sound different I guess. Huh. Guess it’s just like that now. Weird. Really weird. Huh. Hm.
FIL: “This a coming of age thing?”
Me: “you could say that”
FIL: “This a coming of age thing?”
Me: “you could say that”
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Several people at Thanksgiving this year asked about my voice and I’m :) I’m just :) not gonna tell them lol crazy, wow, my voice does sound different I guess. Huh. Guess it’s just like that now. Weird. Really weird. Huh. Hm.
FIL: “This a coming of age thing?”
Me: “you could say that”
FIL: “This a coming of age thing?”
Me: “you could say that”
Dinner hasn’t even truly started and I’m already ready to go to bed 😭
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Dinner hasn’t even truly started and I’m already ready to go to bed 😭
This is a staunchly against ai account btw. There is no space or future for ai that is meaningful in the art world.
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
This is a staunchly against ai account btw. There is no space or future for ai that is meaningful in the art world.
Why is my body a machine for nearly passing out these days
Oh right. Too much blood.
I HAVE TOO MUCH BLOOD AND YOUD THINK THATS GOOD BUT NOPE. Where is a vampire when you need one 😭
Oh right. Too much blood.
I HAVE TOO MUCH BLOOD AND YOUD THINK THATS GOOD BUT NOPE. Where is a vampire when you need one 😭
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Why is my body a machine for nearly passing out these days
Oh right. Too much blood.
I HAVE TOO MUCH BLOOD AND YOUD THINK THATS GOOD BUT NOPE. Where is a vampire when you need one 😭
Oh right. Too much blood.
I HAVE TOO MUCH BLOOD AND YOUD THINK THATS GOOD BUT NOPE. Where is a vampire when you need one 😭
I’m happy to share my #bg3 piece I made for #ColorsOfTheGate! Here is best fiery girl, #Karlach! I wanted to cover the ideas of peace, freedom, self acceptance, & reflection. The game events are a great metaphor for living in scary times, but still marching forward.
The only way out is through 🌈
The only way out is through 🌈
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I’m happy to share my #bg3 piece I made for #ColorsOfTheGate! Here is best fiery girl, #Karlach! I wanted to cover the ideas of peace, freedom, self acceptance, & reflection. The game events are a great metaphor for living in scary times, but still marching forward.
The only way out is through 🌈
The only way out is through 🌈
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🏳️🌈 Free General Release🏳️🌈
If you missed out on pre-orders, you can now enjoy Colours of the Gate for free!
cotgfanzine.itch.io
You can download PDFs of the zine and add-ons, or view them online through the provided heyzine links. We encourage donations, but they are not required.
#bg3 #cotgzine
If you missed out on pre-orders, you can now enjoy Colours of the Gate for free!
cotgfanzine.itch.io
You can download PDFs of the zine and add-ons, or view them online through the provided heyzine links. We encourage donations, but they are not required.
#bg3 #cotgzine
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
🏳️🌈 Free General Release🏳️🌈
If you missed out on pre-orders, you can now enjoy Colours of the Gate for free!
cotgfanzine.itch.io
You can download PDFs of the zine and add-ons, or view them online through the provided heyzine links. We encourage donations, but they are not required.
#bg3 #cotgzine
If you missed out on pre-orders, you can now enjoy Colours of the Gate for free!
cotgfanzine.itch.io
You can download PDFs of the zine and add-ons, or view them online through the provided heyzine links. We encourage donations, but they are not required.
#bg3 #cotgzine
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
Kinda want one of those salt blocks that horses have
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Kinda want one of those salt blocks that horses have
God I really want to like Metaphor because I love SMT and Persona but this game makes me FURIOUS. It’s like you’re constantly tripping over loose rocks and then you finally get a nice 2-3 minutes of a solid run before you’re back to tripping over rocks over and over.
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
God I really want to like Metaphor because I love SMT and Persona but this game makes me FURIOUS. It’s like you’re constantly tripping over loose rocks and then you finally get a nice 2-3 minutes of a solid run before you’re back to tripping over rocks over and over.