@ketchupisasalad.bsky.social
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DNI: none, I like having enemies
Enemies: antis (includes anti-necromancy), conservatives, post-magic socialists, if you want to cure vampirism or lycanthropy, if you want to use lycanthropy to cure cishets
DNI: none, I like having enemies
Enemies: antis (includes anti-necromancy), conservatives, post-magic socialists, if you want to cure vampirism or lycanthropy, if you want to use lycanthropy to cure cishets
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Snitching on the local serial murderer not because I disapprove of killing but because he misinterpreted Deleuze and Guattari 's concept of body without organs
You know what, minors should have the right to undergo transformative processes. Getting a tattoo, being turned into a vampire, joining a hive mind, gender affirming care, slimeification, you name it. And that's not even getting into, like, the cases where becoming a werewolf is medically necessary.
August 26, 2025 at 10:52 AM
You know what, minors should have the right to undergo transformative processes. Getting a tattoo, being turned into a vampire, joining a hive mind, gender affirming care, slimeification, you name it. And that's not even getting into, like, the cases where becoming a werewolf is medically necessary.
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(Someone who thinks there’s a significant difference between bill clinton and George Bush) Lenin is exactly like adolf hitler
August 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
(Someone who thinks there’s a significant difference between bill clinton and George Bush) Lenin is exactly like adolf hitler
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Everything the rich have ever wanted is being delivered, a further weakened labor movement, a gutted regulatory regime, a public sector being strangled in a puddle. The rest was hokum invented by academic scribblers searching for a logical rationale for the rich to be more dominant.
I'm totally baffled abt the markets. Where is Capital? Trump is messing w/ govt data; imposing tariffs; flirting w/ default; meddling in corporate management.
Where are the CEO complaints? The bond vigilantes? Where are billionaire hedge funders who trade on good data? Was Capital's power a mirage?
Where are the CEO complaints? The bond vigilantes? Where are billionaire hedge funders who trade on good data? Was Capital's power a mirage?
"Antoni is the chief economist at the Heritage Foundation. He has been a relentless booster of Trump’s policies on social media. And he has demonstrated time and again that he does not understand economic statistics." With embarrassing examples from trade, employment, LFP, UI.... [Dominic Pino, NRO]
August 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Everything the rich have ever wanted is being delivered, a further weakened labor movement, a gutted regulatory regime, a public sector being strangled in a puddle. The rest was hokum invented by academic scribblers searching for a logical rationale for the rich to be more dominant.
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if I had a boss I would simply jump on their head three times to defeat them
October 28, 2024 at 9:03 PM
if I had a boss I would simply jump on their head three times to defeat them
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how many licks to get to the center of the earth
August 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
how many licks to get to the center of the earth
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me: do you take walk-ins?
employee: ma’am this is a crematorium
employee: ma’am this is a crematorium
February 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
me: do you take walk-ins?
employee: ma’am this is a crematorium
employee: ma’am this is a crematorium
i have been attacked by thwe #skeletions
#NASA has found skeletons in the Moon
the skeletons are reportedly huge fans of how I hijack trending tags for attention
the skeletons are reportedly huge fans of how I hijack trending tags for attention
August 26, 2025 at 9:40 AM
i have been attacked by thwe #skeletions
not to sound self-destructive but how about i locally dispell causality
August 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
not to sound self-destructive but how about i locally dispell causality
There is no unverified reality. Why is this site trying to be more like Twitter? Commit acts of terrorism. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billboa...
May 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
There is no unverified reality. Why is this site trying to be more like Twitter? Commit acts of terrorism. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billboa...
Ah fuck, I'm simultaneously amazed and exasperated with my friend rn. /thread
April 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Ah fuck, I'm simultaneously amazed and exasperated with my friend rn. /thread
A reminder that necromancy isn't inherently progressive. In fact, it's a pretty big part of fascism.
Bodies are not people, you can do whatever you want to with them. People have a right to be resurrected when they consent. But resurrection against consent is always against bodily autonomy.
Bodies are not people, you can do whatever you want to with them. People have a right to be resurrected when they consent. But resurrection against consent is always against bodily autonomy.
March 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM
A reminder that necromancy isn't inherently progressive. In fact, it's a pretty big part of fascism.
Bodies are not people, you can do whatever you want to with them. People have a right to be resurrected when they consent. But resurrection against consent is always against bodily autonomy.
Bodies are not people, you can do whatever you want to with them. People have a right to be resurrected when they consent. But resurrection against consent is always against bodily autonomy.
fuck off #daylightsavingtime *lesser time rewind*
March 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
fuck off #daylightsavingtime *lesser time rewind*
Snitching on the local serial murderer not because I disapprove of killing but because he misinterpreted Deleuze and Guattari 's concept of body without organs
March 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Snitching on the local serial murderer not because I disapprove of killing but because he misinterpreted Deleuze and Guattari 's concept of body without organs
There's been a nondescript suit guy in front of my apt building, standing completely still for 4 days so far. How do I figure out if he's loitering (positive) or some government surveillance tool?
March 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
There's been a nondescript suit guy in front of my apt building, standing completely still for 4 days so far. How do I figure out if he's loitering (positive) or some government surveillance tool?
Happy Valentine's <3 Love is in the air <3
The government is trying to get it shot down as it's their airspace :(
The government is trying to get it shot down as it's their airspace :(
February 15, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Happy Valentine's <3 Love is in the air <3
The government is trying to get it shot down as it's their airspace :(
The government is trying to get it shot down as it's their airspace :(
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i think i like injections so much because the violence of directly puncturing the flesh feels like the most appropriate format for the transmutation of the self i am the crucible, reagents, catalyst, and compound
February 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
i think i like injections so much because the violence of directly puncturing the flesh feels like the most appropriate format for the transmutation of the self i am the crucible, reagents, catalyst, and compound
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cave baby wakes up, stretches, roars, goes back to sleep
rawr … zzzzzzz
rawr … zzzzzzz
February 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
cave baby wakes up, stretches, roars, goes back to sleep
rawr … zzzzzzz
rawr … zzzzzzz
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your email finds me diving in the inky depths and screaming at 200 decibels
February 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
your email finds me diving in the inky depths and screaming at 200 decibels
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You try to run him over one time, and he never shuts up about it.
January 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
You try to run him over one time, and he never shuts up about it.
Luna no offence but you've got to stop growing on my bread. You know I'm an ally and I even vibe with vore if it's a sex thing but. You just don't go that well with peanut butter. Sorry.
February 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Luna no offence but you've got to stop growing on my bread. You know I'm an ally and I even vibe with vore if it's a sex thing but. You just don't go that well with peanut butter. Sorry.
My friend turned itself into a fungi, and its family won't stop grieving the loss of their child... disgusting, it's right here, growing and thriving and blooming. It's got an email.
February 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
My friend turned itself into a fungi, and its family won't stop grieving the loss of their child... disgusting, it's right here, growing and thriving and blooming. It's got an email.
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