kermel
@kermelbar.bsky.social
WV to Raleigh, NC / Marshall U alumna / Carolina Hurricanes fan / dachshund lover / NEVER Trump / she/her
No. 5 😂😂😂😂
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
No. 5 😂😂😂😂
39 and rain SHOULD JUST SNOW.
Also, every DOT should have someone over 45 and/or with astigmatism on the team in charge of road markings. Dark and raining is Jesus Take the Wheel I Don’t Know If I’m in Just One Lane for a lot of us.
Also, every DOT should have someone over 45 and/or with astigmatism on the team in charge of road markings. Dark and raining is Jesus Take the Wheel I Don’t Know If I’m in Just One Lane for a lot of us.
December 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
39 and rain SHOULD JUST SNOW.
Also, every DOT should have someone over 45 and/or with astigmatism on the team in charge of road markings. Dark and raining is Jesus Take the Wheel I Don’t Know If I’m in Just One Lane for a lot of us.
Also, every DOT should have someone over 45 and/or with astigmatism on the team in charge of road markings. Dark and raining is Jesus Take the Wheel I Don’t Know If I’m in Just One Lane for a lot of us.
I forget how many yrs I’ve been bitching about this, but FINALLY FanDuel streaming took me from Hurricanes Pre-Game to game to Post-Game!
(For various reasons, I have not caught many games this season — this is the first one I turned on in time for pre-game and was not in bed before post-game.)
(For various reasons, I have not caught many games this season — this is the first one I turned on in time for pre-game and was not in bed before post-game.)
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I forget how many yrs I’ve been bitching about this, but FINALLY FanDuel streaming took me from Hurricanes Pre-Game to game to Post-Game!
(For various reasons, I have not caught many games this season — this is the first one I turned on in time for pre-game and was not in bed before post-game.)
(For various reasons, I have not caught many games this season — this is the first one I turned on in time for pre-game and was not in bed before post-game.)
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Not bad odds! As long as I’m not the first victim. 😬
Not bad odds! As long as I’m not the first victim. 😬
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Not bad odds! As long as I’m not the first victim. 😬
Not bad odds! As long as I’m not the first victim. 😬
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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
I finally stated watching S2 of “Faceoff” on Prime and either did not know or completely forgot that E2 was about Johnny Gaudreau and CBJ and, oof, that was an emotional punch right before bed.
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I finally stated watching S2 of “Faceoff” on Prime and either did not know or completely forgot that E2 was about Johnny Gaudreau and CBJ and, oof, that was an emotional punch right before bed.
Do I know anyone in Raleigh who has worked with a menopause specialist? Thoughts? Recommendations?
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Do I know anyone in Raleigh who has worked with a menopause specialist? Thoughts? Recommendations?
God damn. Can we just get to his obituary already?!
And his. And that guy’s, too. Don’t forget him while we’re at. Better include that other guy’s, as well. Oh right, him, too. Nope, didn’t forget about her. Or her.
And his. And that guy’s, too. Don’t forget him while we’re at. Better include that other guy’s, as well. Oh right, him, too. Nope, didn’t forget about her. Or her.
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
God damn. Can we just get to his obituary already?!
And his. And that guy’s, too. Don’t forget him while we’re at. Better include that other guy’s, as well. Oh right, him, too. Nope, didn’t forget about her. Or her.
And his. And that guy’s, too. Don’t forget him while we’re at. Better include that other guy’s, as well. Oh right, him, too. Nope, didn’t forget about her. Or her.
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
My Roku is giving me ads for travel insurance and I’m like, “Preaching to the assistant pastor!”
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My Roku is giving me ads for travel insurance and I’m like, “Preaching to the assistant pastor!”
Dick Cheney died yesterday and my uncle Don this morning and I feel like the Grim Reaper would make a terrible short-order cook, bc how much more clear can we be?! I’m specific in my prayers!
(My uncle’s passing ends a painful fight with cancer and we are relieved he is free from pain.)
(My uncle’s passing ends a painful fight with cancer and we are relieved he is free from pain.)
November 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Dick Cheney died yesterday and my uncle Don this morning and I feel like the Grim Reaper would make a terrible short-order cook, bc how much more clear can we be?! I’m specific in my prayers!
(My uncle’s passing ends a painful fight with cancer and we are relieved he is free from pain.)
(My uncle’s passing ends a painful fight with cancer and we are relieved he is free from pain.)
I just read on Instagram that Jamie Benn has a cat and that is so off brand that my eyebrows are almost touching.
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I just read on Instagram that Jamie Benn has a cat and that is so off brand that my eyebrows are almost touching.
I just flipped over to the #CarolinaCulture (so stupid) game bc the Marshall-Coastal Carolina game is going to hell in a handbasket, in time to see the replay of Jarvy blocking that shot. And as someone who is still recovering from a broken ankle … 🤢🤢🤢🤢.
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I just flipped over to the #CarolinaCulture (so stupid) game bc the Marshall-Coastal Carolina game is going to hell in a handbasket, in time to see the replay of Jarvy blocking that shot. And as someone who is still recovering from a broken ankle … 🤢🤢🤢🤢.
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When did making kids go hungry become a Christian value?
October 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
When did making kids go hungry become a Christian value?
Worth waiting for the zoom in.😂😂😂 🐢
October 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Worth waiting for the zoom in.😂😂😂 🐢
Well, damn.
October 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Well, damn.
COT. DANG.
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
COT. DANG.
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Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.
October 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.
As a long-time Raleigh resident, this advertising on the Roku screensaver is like a knife to the heart. IYKYK
October 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
As a long-time Raleigh resident, this advertising on the Roku screensaver is like a knife to the heart. IYKYK
Damn, Diane Keaton has died.
It’s the bloated pumpkin, Grim Reaper! He’s got to be one of the easiest to grab! (Headline: “Grim Reaper awarded Nobel Peace Prize.”)
It’s the bloated pumpkin, Grim Reaper! He’s got to be one of the easiest to grab! (Headline: “Grim Reaper awarded Nobel Peace Prize.”)
October 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Damn, Diane Keaton has died.
It’s the bloated pumpkin, Grim Reaper! He’s got to be one of the easiest to grab! (Headline: “Grim Reaper awarded Nobel Peace Prize.”)
It’s the bloated pumpkin, Grim Reaper! He’s got to be one of the easiest to grab! (Headline: “Grim Reaper awarded Nobel Peace Prize.”)
Dark by 7:30 crushes my soul. 😩 Made worse by missing half the summer with a broken ankle.
October 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Dark by 7:30 crushes my soul. 😩 Made worse by missing half the summer with a broken ankle.
So I’m reading that Dolly Parton is unwell and I guess the fates are mixing up two fake blonds with big boobs and a lot of makeup, but to be clear — IT’S THE ONE WITH THE ORANGE FACE!!
October 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
So I’m reading that Dolly Parton is unwell and I guess the fates are mixing up two fake blonds with big boobs and a lot of makeup, but to be clear — IT’S THE ONE WITH THE ORANGE FACE!!
It’s the guns. It’s the guns. It’s guns.
And if it is mental health, then stop voting for the party that keeps cutting health funding.
And if it is mental health, then stop voting for the party that keeps cutting health funding.
Authorities responding to reported active shooter incident at the Southport Yacht Basin #NCnews
Authorities responding to reported active shooter incident at the Southport Yacht Basin
Law enforcement is responding to reports of an active shooter in the Southport Yacht Basin.
www.wect.com
September 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It’s the guns. It’s the guns. It’s guns.
And if it is mental health, then stop voting for the party that keeps cutting health funding.
And if it is mental health, then stop voting for the party that keeps cutting health funding.
No way is he going down for 4 to 6 weeks. He can’t even handle once.
(When I’m in a nursing home, y’all! I’ll be snickering over these jokes forever!)
(When I’m in a nursing home, y’all! I’ll be snickering over these jokes forever!)
Jame Benn going down for four to six weeks will make the Stars a lot less Fun but not obviously much weaker.
September 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
No way is he going down for 4 to 6 weeks. He can’t even handle once.
(When I’m in a nursing home, y’all! I’ll be snickering over these jokes forever!)
(When I’m in a nursing home, y’all! I’ll be snickering over these jokes forever!)
This sweet hound is 16 today! 🧡🧡🧡
#dachshund
#dachshund
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
This sweet hound is 16 today! 🧡🧡🧡
#dachshund
#dachshund