Kenneth Russell
@kenrussell92.bsky.social
Writer. Equestrian. Twitter refugee. Just wants to read all the time. Perth, Western Australia. He/Him
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Kenneth Russell
@kenrussell92.bsky.social
· Mar 31
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway.
"Mrs. Dalloway was dead: to begin with,"
(Did I nail it?)
"Mrs. Dalloway was dead: to begin with,"
(Did I nail it?)
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway.
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway.
“The terror, which would not end for another twenty-eight years - if it ever did end - began so far as I know or can tell, with Mrs Dalloway floating down a gutter swollen with rain”
“The terror, which would not end for another twenty-eight years - if it ever did end - began so far as I know or can tell, with Mrs Dalloway floating down a gutter swollen with rain”
Society: You're too fat. You need to lose weight
Post Malone: Losses weight
Society: OH MY GOD YOU LOST WEIGHT! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
...
Post Malone: Losses weight
Society: OH MY GOD YOU LOST WEIGHT! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
...
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Society: You're too fat. You need to lose weight
Post Malone: Losses weight
Society: OH MY GOD YOU LOST WEIGHT! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
...
Post Malone: Losses weight
Society: OH MY GOD YOU LOST WEIGHT! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
...
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
From the funny community on Reddit: Michael!!
Explore this post and more from the funny community
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November 27, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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mom: we’re having ground turkey this year
me: okay but how do you know that turkey couldn’t fly
me: okay but how do you know that turkey couldn’t fly
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
mom: we’re having ground turkey this year
me: okay but how do you know that turkey couldn’t fly
me: okay but how do you know that turkey couldn’t fly
My sympathy to those killed in the Hong Kong Fire, and their families and the families of the missing.
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My sympathy to those killed in the Hong Kong Fire, and their families and the families of the missing.
Rancher Runway submission #DisneyDreamlightValley
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Rancher Runway submission #DisneyDreamlightValley
I think I’ll skip Rush Hour 4…
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I think I’ll skip Rush Hour 4…
Disney made an Olaf robot that moves on it’s own and interacts with guests.
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Disney made an Olaf robot that moves on it’s own and interacts with guests.
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Comey: "I'm grateful the court ended the case against me, which was a prosecution based on malevolence & incompetence... I was inspired by the career people who refused to be part of this travesty. It cost some of them their jobs, but it preserved their integrity, which is beyond price"
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Comey: "I'm grateful the court ended the case against me, which was a prosecution based on malevolence & incompetence... I was inspired by the career people who refused to be part of this travesty. It cost some of them their jobs, but it preserved their integrity, which is beyond price"
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As a survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Viola Ford Fletcher bravely shared her story so that we’d never forget this painful part of our history. Michelle and I are grateful for her lifelong work to advance civil rights, and send our love to her family.
Viola Fletcher, Oldest Survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Dies at 111
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
As a survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Viola Ford Fletcher bravely shared her story so that we’d never forget this painful part of our history. Michelle and I are grateful for her lifelong work to advance civil rights, and send our love to her family.
My high school had a girl’s bathroom with an “I Hate Emma” wall, an entire wall dedicated to ripping on one of the school’s biggest assholes. It’s got me wondering if Parliament has an “I Hate Pauline Hanson” wall in one of it’s bathrooms…
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My high school had a girl’s bathroom with an “I Hate Emma” wall, an entire wall dedicated to ripping on one of the school’s biggest assholes. It’s got me wondering if Parliament has an “I Hate Pauline Hanson” wall in one of it’s bathrooms…
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I like you, Charlie Brown. That is why I will kill you last.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I like you, Charlie Brown. That is why I will kill you last.
Pauline Hanson's burqa stunt didn't work back in 2017 and it‘s not going to work now. Please just go away, Pauline.
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Pauline Hanson's burqa stunt didn't work back in 2017 and it‘s not going to work now. Please just go away, Pauline.
Oh come on, Charlie Brown, you drive to the market. How did he follow you home, in a taxi?!
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Oh come on, Charlie Brown, you drive to the market. How did he follow you home, in a taxi?!
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It’s over, Charlie Brown. I have the high ground.
You were the chosen one, Charlie Brown.
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
It’s over, Charlie Brown. I have the high ground.
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I want to post the video of my showjumping course from Disney Dreamlight Valley but Bluesky says the file is too big...?
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I want to post the video of my showjumping course from Disney Dreamlight Valley but Bluesky says the file is too big...?
HORSES! DISNEY DREAMLIGHT VALLEY HAS HORSES!
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
HORSES! DISNEY DREAMLIGHT VALLEY HAS HORSES!
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Good night, little piggy.
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Good night, little piggy.
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This is my 100th post on Bluesky:
tigger from winnie the pooh is dancing in front of a wall
ALT: tigger from winnie the pooh is dancing in front of a wall
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 AM
This is my 100th post on Bluesky:
Are we going to see those files? Will we get to find out who Bubba is and in Dump really gave them a BJ?
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Are we going to see those files? Will we get to find out who Bubba is and in Dump really gave them a BJ?
How about everyone being mad at the Moana direct those feelings into something productive, like...I don't know....uh...life?
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 AM
How about everyone being mad at the Moana direct those feelings into something productive, like...I don't know....uh...life?
If I had to choose between spending an hour with Majorie Taylor Green and one month with Scar, I'm choosing Scar.
a lion from the lion king is surrounded by idiots
ALT: a lion from the lion king is surrounded by idiots
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If I had to choose between spending an hour with Majorie Taylor Green and one month with Scar, I'm choosing Scar.