Kenneth Russell
@kenrussell92.bsky.social
Writer. Equestrian. Twitter refugee. Just wants to read all the time. Perth, Western Australia. He/Him
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Kenneth Russell
@kenrussell92.bsky.social
· Mar 31
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway.
"Mrs. Dalloway was dead: to begin with,"
(Did I nail it?)
"Mrs. Dalloway was dead: to begin with,"
(Did I nail it?)
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway.
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway.
“The terror, which would not end for another twenty-eight years - if it ever did end - began so far as I know or can tell, with Mrs Dalloway floating down a gutter swollen with rain”
“The terror, which would not end for another twenty-eight years - if it ever did end - began so far as I know or can tell, with Mrs Dalloway floating down a gutter swollen with rain”
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Good night, little piggy.
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Good night, little piggy.
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This is my 100th post on Bluesky:
tigger from winnie the pooh is dancing in front of a wall
ALT: tigger from winnie the pooh is dancing in front of a wall
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 AM
This is my 100th post on Bluesky:
Are we going to see those files? Will we get to find out who Bubba is and in Dump really gave them a BJ?
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Are we going to see those files? Will we get to find out who Bubba is and in Dump really gave them a BJ?
How about everyone being mad at the Moana direct those feelings into something productive, like...I don't know....uh...life?
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 AM
How about everyone being mad at the Moana direct those feelings into something productive, like...I don't know....uh...life?
If I had to choose between spending an hour with Majorie Taylor Green and one month with Scar, I'm choosing Scar.
a lion from the lion king is surrounded by idiots
ALT: a lion from the lion king is surrounded by idiots
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If I had to choose between spending an hour with Majorie Taylor Green and one month with Scar, I'm choosing Scar.
I don't know how my American followers are feeling right now, but I'm pretty sure they don't want Marjorie Taylor Green stinking up their tent.
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I don't know how my American followers are feeling right now, but I'm pretty sure they don't want Marjorie Taylor Green stinking up their tent.
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Miss me with this instant forgiveness of Marjorie Taylor Greene. She’s no hero. She’s Christoph Waltz at the end of Inglorious Basterds.
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Miss me with this instant forgiveness of Marjorie Taylor Greene. She’s no hero. She’s Christoph Waltz at the end of Inglorious Basterds.
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Pepperidge Farm Remembers What You Did Last Summer
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Pepperidge Farm Remembers What You Did Last Summer
Dreamlight Valley's Wishblossom Ranch expansion isn't out for two more days but I don't have the patience to wait that long. Someone et me a time machine.
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Dreamlight Valley's Wishblossom Ranch expansion isn't out for two more days but I don't have the patience to wait that long. Someone et me a time machine.
You can tell when the writers of Home and Away are running out ideas because that’s when Sumner Bay gets hit by a huge disaster. This year, they’ve decided to crash a train.
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
You can tell when the writers of Home and Away are running out ideas because that’s when Sumner Bay gets hit by a huge disaster. This year, they’ve decided to crash a train.
I didn’t know it was possible for someone to gaslight themselves…
Until I saw Mike Johnson tell the world “Republicans did the right thing” in response to the shutdown.
Until I saw Mike Johnson tell the world “Republicans did the right thing” in response to the shutdown.
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I didn’t know it was possible for someone to gaslight themselves…
Until I saw Mike Johnson tell the world “Republicans did the right thing” in response to the shutdown.
Until I saw Mike Johnson tell the world “Republicans did the right thing” in response to the shutdown.
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie looks like they smashed together the Galaxy game, Super Mario Odyssey, and Bowser’s Fury and tossed the remains at a movie screen…and I am here for it.
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie looks like they smashed together the Galaxy game, Super Mario Odyssey, and Bowser’s Fury and tossed the remains at a movie screen…and I am here for it.
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Thou shalt replace Chuck Schumer with Chris Van Hollen, who personally went to El Salvador to find Kilmar. That’s the kind of courage we need right now.
Like / share if you agree.
Like / share if you agree.
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Thou shalt replace Chuck Schumer with Chris Van Hollen, who personally went to El Salvador to find Kilmar. That’s the kind of courage we need right now.
Like / share if you agree.
Like / share if you agree.
“Magnets? How do they work?” Donald Dump, 2025.
Also ICP…
Also ICP…
a man wearing a white shirt and a mask says magnets how do they work
ALT: a man wearing a white shirt and a mask says magnets how do they work
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 AM
“Magnets? How do they work?” Donald Dump, 2025.
Also ICP…
Also ICP…
Wait....the US Supreme Court just did something good...?
Also fuck Kim Davis
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Also fuck Kim Davis
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
US Supreme Court rejects call to overturn same-sex marriage legalisation
A former Kentucky court clerk who refused to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples after a high court's 2015 ruling had been looking to appeal.
www.abc.net.au
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Wait....the US Supreme Court just did something good...?
Also fuck Kim Davis
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Also fuck Kim Davis
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
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Kris Jenner Celebrates 70th Face
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Kris Jenner Celebrates 70th Face
A journalist just called Sabrina Carpenter “Saprina”…
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
A journalist just called Sabrina Carpenter “Saprina”…
Some guy passed out during a live Oval Office press conference and President Dump just stood there like a confused an old man who suddenly realises he forgot to wear pants to the grocery store.
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Some guy passed out during a live Oval Office press conference and President Dump just stood there like a confused an old man who suddenly realises he forgot to wear pants to the grocery store.
Holy fuck! Michelle Obama is 61. I would have sworn she was twenty years younger.
November 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Holy fuck! Michelle Obama is 61. I would have sworn she was twenty years younger.
Andrew Cumo leaving the party after loosing the NYC Mayrol Election…
a white suv is driving down a highway in front of a cnn courtesy kcal sign .
ALT: a white suv is driving down a highway in front of a cnn courtesy kcal sign .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Andrew Cumo leaving the party after loosing the NYC Mayrol Election…
If you see this, QTP with a female anime character you love.
I don't watch anime so this legend will have to suffice.
I don't watch anime so this legend will have to suffice.
November 5, 2025 at 9:10 AM
If you see this, QTP with a female anime character you love.
I don't watch anime so this legend will have to suffice.
I don't watch anime so this legend will have to suffice.
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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AOC: I have to tell you, in my traveling across the country, I am hearing and have been seeing consistent things from everyday people. And it is that they are terrified, they are frustrated, they are angry, and they are shocked by a president violating the values that we hold dear
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
AOC: I have to tell you, in my traveling across the country, I am hearing and have been seeing consistent things from everyday people. And it is that they are terrified, they are frustrated, they are angry, and they are shocked by a president violating the values that we hold dear