Jofis Chiles
@keltalo.bsky.social
30 | They/Them | Gamer | Anarchist | Artist | General Time-Waste Enthusiast | Streamer https://www.twitch.tv/keltalo |
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I got a dozen emails in the last hour that Trump pooped his pants and smelled terrible at the inauguration. I can't find a single source about it, but it's weird that so many people would write on about it. Has someone been spreading this rumor?
January 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I got a dozen emails in the last hour that Trump pooped his pants and smelled terrible at the inauguration. I can't find a single source about it, but it's weird that so many people would write on about it. Has someone been spreading this rumor?
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In this week's video, we look at the absurdity of Sony greenlighting TEN "live service" games, then desperately cancelling them all after the completely imaginary bubble burst: youtu.be/R5oFjX18_18
Sony Burst A Bubble That Hadn't Even Been Blown (The Jimquisition)
YouTube video by Jim Sterling
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January 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
In this week's video, we look at the absurdity of Sony greenlighting TEN "live service" games, then desperately cancelling them all after the completely imaginary bubble burst: youtu.be/R5oFjX18_18
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In winter through early spring, you can sometimes find unspoiled, still-bright groundcherries sitting in the latticed remnants of their husks, like hearts suspended in paper ribcages
January 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
In winter through early spring, you can sometimes find unspoiled, still-bright groundcherries sitting in the latticed remnants of their husks, like hearts suspended in paper ribcages
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Game: “This is a time urgent mission we don’t have time to waste!”
Me: *Searches every nook and cranny of the area for treasure chests before progressing the storyline*
Me: *Searches every nook and cranny of the area for treasure chests before progressing the storyline*
January 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Game: “This is a time urgent mission we don’t have time to waste!”
Me: *Searches every nook and cranny of the area for treasure chests before progressing the storyline*
Me: *Searches every nook and cranny of the area for treasure chests before progressing the storyline*
Trying to explain the current marvel cinematic universe is like trying to explain the plot of a soap opera, sometimes you just had to be there
January 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Trying to explain the current marvel cinematic universe is like trying to explain the plot of a soap opera, sometimes you just had to be there
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THIRTEEN TWENTY-EIGHT DAY MONTHS. 364 DAYS. THE 365TH DAY IS A GLOBAL CELEBRATION. #FIXTHEMONTHS
January 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
THIRTEEN TWENTY-EIGHT DAY MONTHS. 364 DAYS. THE 365TH DAY IS A GLOBAL CELEBRATION. #FIXTHEMONTHS
kingdom hearts theorists online are kinda goofy
January 4, 2025 at 8:42 AM
kingdom hearts theorists online are kinda goofy
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You ever play a game so good you gotta just sit with the title screen for a while after watching all the credits roll?
January 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
You ever play a game so good you gotta just sit with the title screen for a while after watching all the credits roll?
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The Department of Transportation is fining JetBlue $2 million for "chronically delayed" flights on the East Coast.
It's the first time the DOT has fined an airline for delays on specific routes due to "unrealistic" scheduling.
Half of the fine will go to affected passengers.
It's the first time the DOT has fined an airline for delays on specific routes due to "unrealistic" scheduling.
Half of the fine will go to affected passengers.
January 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The Department of Transportation is fining JetBlue $2 million for "chronically delayed" flights on the East Coast.
It's the first time the DOT has fined an airline for delays on specific routes due to "unrealistic" scheduling.
Half of the fine will go to affected passengers.
It's the first time the DOT has fined an airline for delays on specific routes due to "unrealistic" scheduling.
Half of the fine will go to affected passengers.
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The minimum wage just went up in 21 states, increasing the pay of 9.2 million workers by a total of $5.7 billion, according to @epi.org.
The federal minimum wage continues to sit at $7.25 as it has since 2009.
The federal minimum wage continues to sit at $7.25 as it has since 2009.
January 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The minimum wage just went up in 21 states, increasing the pay of 9.2 million workers by a total of $5.7 billion, according to @epi.org.
The federal minimum wage continues to sit at $7.25 as it has since 2009.
The federal minimum wage continues to sit at $7.25 as it has since 2009.
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Tips For Picking Out Running Shoes
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January 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Tips For Picking Out Running Shoes
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Oh baby the main course has arrived. This is going to be a very slay the spire Christmas indeed
December 23, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Oh baby the main course has arrived. This is going to be a very slay the spire Christmas indeed
December 20, 2024 at 8:36 PM
@codyjohnston.bsky.social @katystoll.bsky.social omg, it is coming for us all. Nobody is safe
December 7, 2024 at 7:20 PM
@codyjohnston.bsky.social @katystoll.bsky.social omg, it is coming for us all. Nobody is safe
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It really is quite touching.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
December 5, 2024 at 4:51 PM
It really is quite touching.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
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FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy
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December 6, 2024 at 4:11 PM
FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy
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Jon M. Chu Defends Splitting ‘Wicked’ Into 230,400 Successive Images
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December 4, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Jon M. Chu Defends Splitting ‘Wicked’ Into 230,400 Successive Images
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Anyone going to Con Of Heroes 2025? Going to be a fun Marvel Champions get together. If you are, hmu
December 1, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Anyone going to Con Of Heroes 2025? Going to be a fun Marvel Champions get together. If you are, hmu
After watching wicked i am kinda feeling like experiencing one of the most interesting wizard of Oz adaptations
November 30, 2024 at 10:52 PM
After watching wicked i am kinda feeling like experiencing one of the most interesting wizard of Oz adaptations
Me waking up each day
November 28, 2024 at 10:03 AM
Me waking up each day