To add confusion, I seem to remember that lemon squash in Australia is a fizzy lemon drink used in Lemon Lime Bitters

Croup is terrifying when they’re little, so hope he’s better soon

He doesn’t even look like Christina Aguilera

Although as a 47yo woman, there also needs to be something to warn passengers that heated seats are on, so that we don’t worry that we’ve wet ourselves

No! There should be more flavours of crisps.

I bloody love crisps and I need the variety.

My brain just goes to Ken Railings’s Spa-arama

Why have you used an image which is AI generated?

The whole of that post needs to be read in a cut glass 1950’s BBC accent. It’s a bloody Mr Cholmondley-Warner sketch.

“Smile and a quick vocal reassurance”

Will we also be judged on how well we can perform a curtsy and arrange a vase of flowers?

This may be urban myth, but wasn’t there also a very ancient piece of bone or ivory and male archaeologists were puzzling over what the significance of 28 deliberate scratch marks could be?

Female archaeologists:

Good shout.