Kelly Crawford
@kellycrawford.bsky.social
Complete amateur. At everything. Absolutely lacking in any measurable talent.
Both freezers need defrosting so the drawers keep getting stuck.
Have I defrosted them? No.
Have I instead rearranged the entire contents so that I can more easily get to the stuff I need? Yes.
Have I advised my family of where everything now is? Nope.
Have I defrosted them? No.
Have I instead rearranged the entire contents so that I can more easily get to the stuff I need? Yes.
Have I advised my family of where everything now is? Nope.
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Both freezers need defrosting so the drawers keep getting stuck.
Have I defrosted them? No.
Have I instead rearranged the entire contents so that I can more easily get to the stuff I need? Yes.
Have I advised my family of where everything now is? Nope.
Have I defrosted them? No.
Have I instead rearranged the entire contents so that I can more easily get to the stuff I need? Yes.
Have I advised my family of where everything now is? Nope.
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
“Smile and a quick vocal reassurance”
Will we also be judged on how well we can perform a curtsy and arrange a vase of flowers?
Will we also be judged on how well we can perform a curtsy and arrange a vase of flowers?
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
“Smile and a quick vocal reassurance”
Will we also be judged on how well we can perform a curtsy and arrange a vase of flowers?
Will we also be judged on how well we can perform a curtsy and arrange a vase of flowers?
This may be urban myth, but wasn’t there also a very ancient piece of bone or ivory and male archaeologists were puzzling over what the significance of 28 deliberate scratch marks could be?
Female archaeologists:
Female archaeologists:
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This may be urban myth, but wasn’t there also a very ancient piece of bone or ivory and male archaeologists were puzzling over what the significance of 28 deliberate scratch marks could be?
Female archaeologists:
Female archaeologists:
The biggest indicator that we are back in the early noughties is that M&S have a subcategory under party wear for “jeans and a nice top”
November 14, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The biggest indicator that we are back in the early noughties is that M&S have a subcategory under party wear for “jeans and a nice top”
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future
October 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future
Did I say it’s been a stressful week
October 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Did I say it’s been a stressful week
This isn’t a dig at Mahmood’s appearance (there are plenty of other things to tackle her on) but why does this photo look like a facial reconstruction after they’ve discovered a skull in an ancient graveyard?
September 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
This isn’t a dig at Mahmood’s appearance (there are plenty of other things to tackle her on) but why does this photo look like a facial reconstruction after they’ve discovered a skull in an ancient graveyard?
Despite repeatedly asking the 12yo not to cough her cold germs in the face of her immunosuppressed mother, guess who woke up gagging on her own tonsils this morning?
September 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Despite repeatedly asking the 12yo not to cough her cold germs in the face of her immunosuppressed mother, guess who woke up gagging on her own tonsils this morning?
Putin is judging that blouse you’re wearing, but he’ll turn a blind eye to the lambrini
September 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Putin is judging that blouse you’re wearing, but he’ll turn a blind eye to the lambrini
Concerned by how long the queues might be in Tesco today
September 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Concerned by how long the queues might be in Tesco today
Due to the age of this book (which it appears I got sometimes around 1984/5) there’s also archaic information like pre-Euro world currencies
September 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Due to the age of this book (which it appears I got sometimes around 1984/5) there’s also archaic information like pre-Euro world currencies
There’s lots of pages of weights and measures, but for the grownup it’s value is also in things like washing instruction symbols
September 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
There’s lots of pages of weights and measures, but for the grownup it’s value is also in things like washing instruction symbols
This is the only Ladybird book I kept, because it is an absolutely invaluable reference book. Not only does it set out each of the times tables, it gives related words for each number
September 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
This is the only Ladybird book I kept, because it is an absolutely invaluable reference book. Not only does it set out each of the times tables, it gives related words for each number
Off the back of this brilliant thread, I wanted to reminisce about THE greatest book of all time:
September 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Off the back of this brilliant thread, I wanted to reminisce about THE greatest book of all time:
Once again for the people at the back…
August 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Once again for the people at the back…
Did you miss me Reg?
August 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Did you miss me Reg?
Me on the weekly catchup with my boss
August 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Me on the weekly catchup with my boss
I can’t be the only person who refers to this as a pasta mangle?
August 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I can’t be the only person who refers to this as a pasta mangle?
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
August 3, 2025 at 9:04 AM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
Someone was pleased that it had finally stopped raining
July 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Someone was pleased that it had finally stopped raining
Lovely to have that storm and rain last night so that everything’s cool and fresh this morning
July 19, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Lovely to have that storm and rain last night so that everything’s cool and fresh this morning
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
June 22, 2025 at 11:33 AM
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh