KelliBruer
@kellibruer.bsky.social
I’m your MOM FRIEND. Fave sport is happy hour. 70s music. Lover not a fighter but if you want to start some shit, I’ll hear you out. Are you registered to vote?
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Remember, kids, if Santa asks you whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year, you should always say, “Am I being detained?”
December 12, 2023 at 1:25 PM
Remember, kids, if Santa asks you whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year, you should always say, “Am I being detained?”
How fun! Great photo shoot backdrops. 🎄
Route 66 Christmas Tree Farm, a new roadside installation in west Tulsa! It's a forest of artificial trees for holiday photo ops
December 1, 2024 at 1:54 AM
How fun! Great photo shoot backdrops. 🎄
I haven’t overhead-binned a roll-on in decades. Y’all crazy.
Saw an older woman struggling to get her bag out of the overhead bin and I thought "what if that was my grandma" but it wasn't
November 27, 2024 at 4:11 AM
I haven’t overhead-binned a roll-on in decades. Y’all crazy.
Can we merge Texas back to Mexico? Our bad.
November 27, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Can we merge Texas back to Mexico? Our bad.
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8.9% - The effective tax rate of undocumented immigrants in Oklahoma, compared to the wealthiest 1% of Oklahomans who have an effective tax rate of 6.4%. [Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy]
Gov. Stitt has to come up with something to fill that budget hole if deportations occur under Trump.
Gov. Stitt has to come up with something to fill that budget hole if deportations occur under Trump.
November 26, 2024 at 11:25 PM
8.9% - The effective tax rate of undocumented immigrants in Oklahoma, compared to the wealthiest 1% of Oklahomans who have an effective tax rate of 6.4%. [Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy]
Gov. Stitt has to come up with something to fill that budget hole if deportations occur under Trump.
Gov. Stitt has to come up with something to fill that budget hole if deportations occur under Trump.
The skating rink in downtown Tulsa is open for all those who hate their ankles 😂🎄
November 27, 2024 at 12:23 AM
The skating rink in downtown Tulsa is open for all those who hate their ankles 😂🎄
Thought I could go to bed tonight with a new @smartless.bsky.social podcast. Just three more men disappointing me. 😭😭😭
November 26, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Thought I could go to bed tonight with a new @smartless.bsky.social podcast. Just three more men disappointing me. 😭😭😭
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Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1k/month. A year later, nearly half had housing.
They also had fewer ER visits, nights spent in a hospital, and jail stays.
The report estimates that this reduction in public service use SAVED the city $589k.
www.businessinsider.com/denver-basic...
They also had fewer ER visits, nights spent in a hospital, and jail stays.
The report estimates that this reduction in public service use SAVED the city $589k.
www.businessinsider.com/denver-basic...
Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1,000 a month. A year later, nearly half of participants said they had housing.
Participants in Denver's basic-income program reported having more-secure housing, though results were similar in the trial and control groups.
www.businessinsider.com
November 26, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1k/month. A year later, nearly half had housing.
They also had fewer ER visits, nights spent in a hospital, and jail stays.
The report estimates that this reduction in public service use SAVED the city $589k.
www.businessinsider.com/denver-basic...
They also had fewer ER visits, nights spent in a hospital, and jail stays.
The report estimates that this reduction in public service use SAVED the city $589k.
www.businessinsider.com/denver-basic...
Who tf is in charge of snacks around here anyway? This sucks.
November 26, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Who tf is in charge of snacks around here anyway? This sucks.
I am most with my people when I’m in a Waffle House.
Blue dot in a Waffle House
November 26, 2024 at 4:58 AM
I am most with my people when I’m in a Waffle House.
Lord, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others
just met a black-and-white cat named oreo speedwagon you're welcome
November 26, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Lord, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others
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Please help us welcome Oklahoma House Representative Melissa Provenzano
(@proven4oklahoma.bsky.social) to Bluesky! 🎉🎊
Representative Provenzano represents House District 79 (including parts of Central and South Tulsa).
To celebrate, we've added her to our starter pack & list! #OklahomaBlueDot 🔵
(@proven4oklahoma.bsky.social) to Bluesky! 🎉🎊
Representative Provenzano represents House District 79 (including parts of Central and South Tulsa).
To celebrate, we've added her to our starter pack & list! #OklahomaBlueDot 🔵
November 26, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Please help us welcome Oklahoma House Representative Melissa Provenzano
(@proven4oklahoma.bsky.social) to Bluesky! 🎉🎊
Representative Provenzano represents House District 79 (including parts of Central and South Tulsa).
To celebrate, we've added her to our starter pack & list! #OklahomaBlueDot 🔵
(@proven4oklahoma.bsky.social) to Bluesky! 🎉🎊
Representative Provenzano represents House District 79 (including parts of Central and South Tulsa).
To celebrate, we've added her to our starter pack & list! #OklahomaBlueDot 🔵
I’m going to need to read the specific passage in the US Constitution. Because orange guy is not a sitting president. He’s president-elect. There’s still time. 🤬🤬
November 25, 2024 at 11:01 PM
I’m going to need to read the specific passage in the US Constitution. Because orange guy is not a sitting president. He’s president-elect. There’s still time. 🤬🤬
Literally standing between the dumpsters for a wind break. Don’t let the sun fool you. Ya girl did not dress appropriately for an alley visit. Brrrrrrrr.
November 25, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Literally standing between the dumpsters for a wind break. Don’t let the sun fool you. Ya girl did not dress appropriately for an alley visit. Brrrrrrrr.
Hey @okbish.bsky.social have you met Trout?
November 25, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Hey @okbish.bsky.social have you met Trout?
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Waffle House what’s up!
November 24, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Waffle House what’s up!
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Just waiting for the “Protect the Children” crowd to protest all the pedos in Trump’s cabinet.
November 23, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Just waiting for the “Protect the Children” crowd to protest all the pedos in Trump’s cabinet.
Right?! I WISH we had a strong teachers union.
Lest there be any confusion, my wife was an OEA member for 30 years. It’s neither “woke” nor powerful. If it had any power the teachers would be paid what they’re worth and they wouldn’t be taking shit from this douche.
November 24, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Right?! I WISH we had a strong teachers union.
There are no damn snacks in this house and I want to know who is responsible.
November 23, 2024 at 3:53 AM
There are no damn snacks in this house and I want to know who is responsible.
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The quote-posted tombstone is now the best tombstone I’ve ever seen, and I saw this tombstone in person in Germany
November 23, 2024 at 1:21 AM
The quote-posted tombstone is now the best tombstone I’ve ever seen, and I saw this tombstone in person in Germany
Also for those new to me here, I do grippy socks. I’m not slipping and breaking a hip for no goddamn reason. But gotta stay warm. 🤗
November 22, 2024 at 6:33 AM
Also for those new to me here, I do grippy socks. I’m not slipping and breaking a hip for no goddamn reason. But gotta stay warm. 🤗
A Melania Christmas has started in my apartment building for the second year now.
November 22, 2024 at 5:51 AM
A Melania Christmas has started in my apartment building for the second year now.
Started feeling weird I’m always the old lady with Kleenex packed in her pockets. Then realized my great grandmother had house dress pockets full of handkerchiefs in which she spit her “snuff” (aka tobacco).
Shout out, granny Wyoming. 😘
You come a long way and really not very far sometimes.
Shout out, granny Wyoming. 😘
You come a long way and really not very far sometimes.
November 22, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Started feeling weird I’m always the old lady with Kleenex packed in her pockets. Then realized my great grandmother had house dress pockets full of handkerchiefs in which she spit her “snuff” (aka tobacco).
Shout out, granny Wyoming. 😘
You come a long way and really not very far sometimes.
Shout out, granny Wyoming. 😘
You come a long way and really not very far sometimes.