Kellen Habib
@kellenhabib.bsky.social
Eater of cheesecake | GM by night | Food Safety Professional by day
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
I shared the EcoGeek video with my fiancé and she said “He has a furby that looks wet” and I got to explain the lore behind baked beans and the bean furby to someone completely unfamiliar with @hankgreen.bsky.social lore. Truly a marvelous experience.
March 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I shared the EcoGeek video with my fiancé and she said “He has a furby that looks wet” and I got to explain the lore behind baked beans and the bean furby to someone completely unfamiliar with @hankgreen.bsky.social lore. Truly a marvelous experience.
I’m in trouble. After 2 months of successfully camouflaging a #D&D miniature that I bought among other minis on a shelf, my fiancé spotted it for the first time today.
February 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I’m in trouble. After 2 months of successfully camouflaging a #D&D miniature that I bought among other minis on a shelf, my fiancé spotted it for the first time today.
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happy presidents day
February 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
happy presidents day
As a person who primarily plays wizards, please, no. We wont survive. May I recommend the sorcerer instead? They are inherently magical….
#DnD advice: Barbarians, when a creature is immune to damage from "nonmagical" weapons, grab the wizard by the ankles and use them as an impromptu flail.
February 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
As a person who primarily plays wizards, please, no. We wont survive. May I recommend the sorcerer instead? They are inherently magical….
New challenge for my 2025 year: Write a new fleshed out one-shot #D&D adventure every two weeks for my party who want to be able to try new stuff each time we play. New characters, new settings, new challenges every session. This is going to be interesting 😅
February 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
New challenge for my 2025 year: Write a new fleshed out one-shot #D&D adventure every two weeks for my party who want to be able to try new stuff each time we play. New characters, new settings, new challenges every session. This is going to be interesting 😅
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#DnD advice: The existence of the action economy implies the existence of the action unemployment rate. Keep this number down by exhausting every possible option you can take on a turn.
February 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
#DnD advice: The existence of the action economy implies the existence of the action unemployment rate. Keep this number down by exhausting every possible option you can take on a turn.
Most of the time it is both…my dice just know that they have to do their duty to the players.
February 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Most of the time it is both…my dice just know that they have to do their duty to the players.
D&D peoples! I need storage solution ideas for dice and minis! Please help!
I have so many dice and an unusual amount of minis…
I have so many dice and an unusual amount of minis…
January 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
D&D peoples! I need storage solution ideas for dice and minis! Please help!
I have so many dice and an unusual amount of minis…
I have so many dice and an unusual amount of minis…
I curse the day that work phones were invented. I hope nothing but scratchy sheets and socks full of uncomfortable seams for the person who came up with the idea. May their cereal always be mushy.
January 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I curse the day that work phones were invented. I hope nothing but scratchy sheets and socks full of uncomfortable seams for the person who came up with the idea. May their cereal always be mushy.
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I, more than anything, just want to lay down in my bed in the evening and then only wake up once the following morning.
I would be unstoppable.
I would be unstoppable.
January 22, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I, more than anything, just want to lay down in my bed in the evening and then only wake up once the following morning.
I would be unstoppable.
I would be unstoppable.
My absolute favorite thing to do when gaming is to make my brother (behind the screen) break or facepalm or cry (from the emotions not the cringe). We don’t get to play as much as I’d like, but getting to do so usually leads to these moments.
January 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My absolute favorite thing to do when gaming is to make my brother (behind the screen) break or facepalm or cry (from the emotions not the cringe). We don’t get to play as much as I’d like, but getting to do so usually leads to these moments.
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Sometimes I almost make sense of the horrors, and then, bam! New horrors
January 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Sometimes I almost make sense of the horrors, and then, bam! New horrors
This is not untrue. Unless my players tell me that they want a long dungeon crawl full of puzzles and traps, I won’t use traps in my games. Sure an occasional bandit party might pop up in the night if they make the mistake of traveling while low-level, but otherwise, no traps.
#DnD advice: If you don't search for traps, you won't find any, and your GM might forget about them.
January 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This is not untrue. Unless my players tell me that they want a long dungeon crawl full of puzzles and traps, I won’t use traps in my games. Sure an occasional bandit party might pop up in the night if they make the mistake of traveling while low-level, but otherwise, no traps.
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January 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Newest PC idea…Circle of Spores Druid who is allergic to literally everything.
January 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Newest PC idea…Circle of Spores Druid who is allergic to literally everything.
Trying to schedule a D&D game session is like what I assume getting a bunch of raccoons to all follow directions is like. Maybe my players are just raccoons in human clothes.
December 24, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Trying to schedule a D&D game session is like what I assume getting a bunch of raccoons to all follow directions is like. Maybe my players are just raccoons in human clothes.
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Having ADHD means that I both require startlingly little time to prep a session of D&D, and simultaneously cannot possibly have enough time to prep an adventure for D&D.
#DMproblems #DnD
#DMproblems #DnD
December 7, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Having ADHD means that I both require startlingly little time to prep a session of D&D, and simultaneously cannot possibly have enough time to prep an adventure for D&D.
#DMproblems #DnD
#DMproblems #DnD
I’m currently writing an adventure centered on a feud between Tasha and a dragon and the urge to be a giant silly goose is hard to resist.
December 5, 2024 at 10:50 PM
I’m currently writing an adventure centered on a feud between Tasha and a dragon and the urge to be a giant silly goose is hard to resist.
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I have news…that place where you got food poisoning is probably not where you got the food poisoning.
Time between exposure and symptoms:
Campylobacter: 2-6 days
E. coli: 2-5 days
Salmonella: 6 hrs-6 days
Norovirus: 12-48 hrs
Shigella: 1-3 days
Staph aureus: fast
Listeria: 9-48 hrs
Time between exposure and symptoms:
Campylobacter: 2-6 days
E. coli: 2-5 days
Salmonella: 6 hrs-6 days
Norovirus: 12-48 hrs
Shigella: 1-3 days
Staph aureus: fast
Listeria: 9-48 hrs
December 4, 2024 at 5:10 AM
I have news…that place where you got food poisoning is probably not where you got the food poisoning.
Time between exposure and symptoms:
Campylobacter: 2-6 days
E. coli: 2-5 days
Salmonella: 6 hrs-6 days
Norovirus: 12-48 hrs
Shigella: 1-3 days
Staph aureus: fast
Listeria: 9-48 hrs
Time between exposure and symptoms:
Campylobacter: 2-6 days
E. coli: 2-5 days
Salmonella: 6 hrs-6 days
Norovirus: 12-48 hrs
Shigella: 1-3 days
Staph aureus: fast
Listeria: 9-48 hrs
Hi! I’m Kellen.
I’m a TTRPG nerd, food safety dude, and a fan of many things.
I’m a TTRPG nerd, food safety dude, and a fan of many things.
December 4, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Hi! I’m Kellen.
I’m a TTRPG nerd, food safety dude, and a fan of many things.
I’m a TTRPG nerd, food safety dude, and a fan of many things.
December 4, 2024 at 4:19 AM