Chris. Custodian of the Spoon.
@keksekaempfer.bsky.social
Finding my feet 👣 One thing I can say, they don’t fit in Tory shoes. Pro #EU but it’s going to take time to #Rejoin. #ElectricVehicle, #Solar and any other waffle that takes my fancy. Going to try not to swear. #Wülferhampton Leper Gate dweller.
Ahhhh the fragrance at the Mead Hall will be thick tonight.
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Ahhhh the fragrance at the Mead Hall will be thick tonight.
Flotsam but not jetsam? Very specific barkings indeed.
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Flotsam but not jetsam? Very specific barkings indeed.
Our i3 already has suicide doors. You need to learn the “door dance” to get folks out of the back seats when you are parked up in Tesco’s car park 🤣🤣
November 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Our i3 already has suicide doors. You need to learn the “door dance” to get folks out of the back seats when you are parked up in Tesco’s car park 🤣🤣
Agreed.
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Agreed.
You’d think Santa would learn not to violate Wülferhampton airspace. This happens every year and he always lands in the water feature adjacent to the latrines.
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
You’d think Santa would learn not to violate Wülferhampton airspace. This happens every year and he always lands in the water feature adjacent to the latrines.
I’m not convinced about Thirsk, but if Mr Pip ventures a little further east, the road up Sutton Bank is well worth a good barking
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I’m not convinced about Thirsk, but if Mr Pip ventures a little further east, the road up Sutton Bank is well worth a good barking
Argentina seems chummy at the moment?
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Argentina seems chummy at the moment?
Are they wondering how to get the duck down?
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Are they wondering how to get the duck down?
Reposted by Chris. Custodian of the Spoon.
A duck goes into a bar at the Kennedy space centre and says to the barman "I'd like a pint of lager please"
The astonished barman says " this is amazing, you should apply for a job with NASA"
The duck looks at him and says "why the fuck would NASA need a plasterer??"
The astonished barman says " this is amazing, you should apply for a job with NASA"
The duck looks at him and says "why the fuck would NASA need a plasterer??"
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
A duck goes into a bar at the Kennedy space centre and says to the barman "I'd like a pint of lager please"
The astonished barman says " this is amazing, you should apply for a job with NASA"
The duck looks at him and says "why the fuck would NASA need a plasterer??"
The astonished barman says " this is amazing, you should apply for a job with NASA"
The duck looks at him and says "why the fuck would NASA need a plasterer??"
Oooer. 🤭
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Oooer. 🤭
Probably…
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Probably…
Hurry up everyone before I steal all the best duck puns. I can probably run faster than helmy when he has all that armour on.
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hurry up everyone before I steal all the best duck puns. I can probably run faster than helmy when he has all that armour on.
Bigly!
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Bigly!
The bill is too big?
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The bill is too big?
They are quackers.
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
They are quackers.
He could prove all this by just publishing the files, no?
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
He could prove all this by just publishing the files, no?
The M4
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The M4
Reposted by Chris. Custodian of the Spoon.
Blimey, boycotting the BBC, boycotting PMQ's, boycotting Clacton and his constituents...
No wonder he has time for 10 other jobs, eh? 🙄
No wonder he has time for 10 other jobs, eh? 🙄
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Blimey, boycotting the BBC, boycotting PMQ's, boycotting Clacton and his constituents...
No wonder he has time for 10 other jobs, eh? 🙄
No wonder he has time for 10 other jobs, eh? 🙄