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rodfeathers📎
@rodfeathers.bsky.social
The once and future lizard king of the Wessex illuminati.
Ambassador to wulferhampton.
Not quite my real name ;)
Leftie, pro-EU retired. Eccentric/mad depending on how charitable you feel 📎
Good afternoon wise one
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Look wulferhampton folk! It's the "lady" Esmerelda - sitting on a toad'stool 🤣
🥰🫶in today’s good deeds I will be explaining why selfs must obey @wulfhelm.bsky.social despite their poverty and shit hopeless lives. 🥰🍄For the promise of a better life after death 🫶🥰🤭 and the threat of dire eternal suffering if they disobeyed! 😍🧚‍♀️

Hugs and kisses 😘
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
First choice of goodnight music wouldnt play here, so let's see if this does.

Goodnight mammals 🦎 😉

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_6WE...
Tom Waits - "Way Down In The Hole"
YouTube video by Tom Waits
m.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"On Mount Wu-t'ai the clouds are steaming rice;
Before the ancient Buddha hall, dogs piss at heaven."
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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If anybody gets one of these, block and report. DON’T ENTER YOUR CREDENTIALS,
Anyone know if this legit?
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I seem to have posted this as a stand alone..it was meant as a comment on beat boxing...so no, I haven't gone mad..well no maddER....

altho I have eaten so much cheese my eyelids are sweating
If you enjoy rhythmic spitting..
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If you enjoy rhythmic spitting..
November 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
@peter-heckel.bsky.social

It has gone very, very quiet at Madame Esmi Modo's place.

There are rumours that a 48 hour binge of "fairy dust" and an act of auto-erotic self impalement on a Thagomizer may well have ended in tragedy.

(Just thought the gazette would like to know 😉)
Darling that’s wonderful! A little fairy dust and I can reanimate it! 😳🥰🫶
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Please sign. 🙏
Claire's beloved horse Tango died in terror when holiday-makers set off a firework display at a nearby cottage. Sign her petition to protect animals and vulnerable people from the shock and terror of unexpected explosions. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ba...
Petition: Ban the public sale of fireworks!
Claire's beloved horse Tango died in terror when holiday-makers set off a firework display at a nearby cottage. Sign her petition to protect animals and vulnerable people from the shock and terror of ...
you.38degrees.org.uk
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Signed and shared!
Claire's beloved horse Tango died in terror when holiday-makers set off a firework display at a nearby cottage. Sign her petition to protect animals and vulnerable people from the shock and terror of unexpected explosions. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ba...
Petition: Ban the public sale of fireworks!
Claire's beloved horse Tango died in terror when holiday-makers set off a firework display at a nearby cottage. Sign her petition to protect animals and vulnerable people from the shock and terror of ...
you.38degrees.org.uk
November 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Things we did: Built this city. Shot the sheriff.

Things we didn’t do: Start the fire. Shoot the deputy.

Things we want to do: Break free. Know what love is.

Things we will do: Rock you. Anything for love.

Things we won’t do: THAT
November 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
15th straight night of fireworks.😡

Quite intense tonight 😡😡 so the lurchers are hiding in bedroom.

So I've grabbed a bottle of malbec and half bottle of single malt and gone to join them.

You may be hearing a lot of nonsense from me (more than usual) or nothing at all 🤪😂🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃
November 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Finally, I reckon Lemmy loved this version (I do. I love all their stuff)

youtu.be/xBweqmLk6dU?...
Ride of the Valkyries and Silver Machine - The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain - BBC Proms
YouTube video by UkuleleOrchestra
youtu.be
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Werewolves of London
YouTube video by Warren Zevon - Topic
m.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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I see autocorrect decided I was talking to a hermit when I wrote this.

Obviously it was meant for the attention of @wulfhelm.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
@wulferhermit.bsky.social

I think someone is massing their forces over this election business @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social

www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/ar...
Red squirrel numbers on the rise at Whinfell Forest Cumbria
A holiday park in Cumbria has seen an increase in red squirrel numbers over the last year
www.bbc.co.uk
October 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
@psychicsquirrel.bsky.social I thought Roger was the horse?
Today’s headlines
October 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Good people of wulferhampton - important information concerning the "lady" Esmerelda.

Whilst claiming to have popped into existence from the fairy realm extensive enquiries by my colleagues in the illuminati have discovered she is, in fact, the runaway bride of a Monsieur Q Modo.
How little you know of the fairy realm! 🧚🏽‍♀️🧚🏽‍♀️The fairy realm is a mirror of this world or this world is a mirror of fairy realm. I get confused on that one. The bottom line is that the fairy realm has a Wulferhampton. It’s just nicer 😌and the mead hall is more of a permanent fixture. 🥰
October 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
No free covid jab this year so thought i'd get a private one.

Only pharmacy doing it is on other side of town with no parking & no good transport links

So taxi there and back - a little extra expense but - hey.

So vaccinated - good, but:

Taxi driver on return trip clearly had a stinking cold - 😡
October 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Afternoon Kaci 😀
October 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Did you watch The Hack? I can't believe papers have gotten away with destroying lives for so long. That's why I've signed the petition, set up by Hugh Grant and other phone hacking victims, to demand fair, independent regulation. Join me: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/a-...
A Free Press, Not a Free Pass – It's Time for Fair Regulation
For too long, the UK press have bullied people, harassed grieving families, and destroyed lives, all to sell papers. We’ve all seen the heartbreaking consequences. They’ve hacked phones, listened to ...
you.38degrees.org.uk
October 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Fuck it. Whisky time I think
October 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM