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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom
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an ague hath my ham

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My favourite Gothic pix.
I mopped the floor yesterday. *Weeps*
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Continuing Healthcare decision support tool unilaterally altered by the NHS CHC team to downgrade needs

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November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
‘And what do YOU want, housekeeper?’

#catpest
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I've taken off the gadget with which I hear so that I get a bit of peace, however they've upped their game and the whole house is now shaking.

I'm very glad I'm not a shift worker, trying to sleep.
Ten minutes ago, literally ten minutes ago, I went and brought my bins in. Suddenly there's an absolute fucking cacophany outside. I open the door and there's a workman preparing to dig up the lane, another disappearing up the lane and vast amounts of different coloured markings painted everywhere.
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Ten minutes ago, literally ten minutes ago, I went and brought my bins in. Suddenly there's an absolute fucking cacophany outside. I open the door and there's a workman preparing to dig up the lane, another disappearing up the lane and vast amounts of different coloured markings painted everywhere.
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Had a look at the weather forecast to see if it's going to dry up so I can go out for a walk.

Actually, it's going to get much wetter.

Bugger.
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Good morning wulferhampton have a terrific Tuesday you talented twonks
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Not long now until the Folkestone Book Festival! I’ll be there on Thursday 13th November, and I can’t wait to join such an inspiring line-up of writers and thinkers...
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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Not long now until the Folkestone Book Festival! I’ll be there on Thursday 13th November, and I can’t wait to join such an inspiring line-up of writers and thinkers...
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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And this morning the Shed is a flickering image on an ancient screen, scratched and stuttering…
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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You have till November 9th to bid for a signed, dedicated copy of VIANNE - all in aid of Children in Need... www.jumblebee.co.uk/auction/deta...
Children in Read 2025
Authors and Illustrators around the globe, sign & dedicate their books for the biggest online signed book auction in the world.All Postage & Packaging is free.All proceeds are in aid of the B....
www.jumblebee.co.uk
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Anyway, good morning, and I shall try to be sweetness and light for the rest of the day.

The person who laughed can do one.

As can the person who clapped.
November 11, 2025 at 9:45 AM
9.45 and I've already blocked #TwatOfTheDay.

I love the nuclear block.
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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Nowhere in the hysterical pile-on against the BBC in the British press has anyone mentioned that BBC News now has 77 million viewers & listeners in the US and has established itself as the second most trusted news source there.
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Wordle 1,606 6/6

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November 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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25 November in the Roman amphitheatre at the London Guildhall, it's Instant Classics's first live event. We'll be talking about what life was like in Roman London. And a drink and mingle at the end. Had been sold out, but more tickets now released www.instantclassicspod.com/events
Instant Classics | Events
www.instantclassicspod.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
#Lingule #1304 "biiʼadéestʼį́į́ʼ": 4/6
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lingule.xyz
Lingule
A fun little language game
lingule.xyz
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Septle 1606 - 🔥 23 day streak - septle.com

#Septle: 6/8
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Septle - The Seven Letter Wordle
Guess the hidden word in 8 tries. New puzzles are available each day.
septle.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Connections
Puzzle #884
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November 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Help!
@profaliceroberts.bsky.social Desperate bid to save 'ancient heart' near A30 ramps up

www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwal...
Desperate bid to save 'ancient heart' near A30 ramps up
The landmark is believed to have been built between around 3000 to 2500 BCE
www.cornwalllive.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
#Knitting my other sock and I've gone wrong on the heel flap, which didn't give me a moment's trouble last time.

Argh.
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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I apologise profusely for all the trouble I caused to you. I am prepared for the required punishment.
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM