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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom
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an ague hath my ham

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Black cat with green eyes and an outraged expression. Text reads GOOD LORD.
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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I mopped the floor yesterday. *Weeps*
Hall floor and towel covered in muddy paw prints.
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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#GoodLunch*

*dinner

#MacaroniCheese
Macaroni cheese, nicely browned, in a white dish.
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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‘And what do YOU want, housekeeper?’

#catpest
Black cat with white paws and a white throat, lying on a dark blue velvet sofa, with embroidered yellow, teal and red cushions behind him.
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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#GoodLunch

Dinner, in fact, but never waste a hashtag.
Roast duck leg, shredded cabbage and potatoes booulangères. Little jug of gravy on the side. Glass of pink wine.
November 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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It is #caturday and in the usual tradition, here is the #catpest. #cats #catsky
Black cat with white paws lying on his side on a blue, grey and white striped duvet.
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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First sock! #knitting
Purple pink green and yellow striped sock. On a foot.
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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#GoodLunch. Cheese on toast, the high-fibre version.
Plate of mixed salad with goats’ cheese rounds grilled on toast on top of it.
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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#Margarita served long. #alcohol
Tumbler with a very pale yellow liquid in it.
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Meow #catpest #cats #catsky
Black cat with white toes and a white throat, lying on a grey, blue and white striped duvet. He’s meowing and his mouth is open showing fangs.
November 4, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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#GoodLunch
A bowl of blended vegetable soup next to a plate of cheese and crackers with cucumber and tomato on.
November 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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First mince pies from home-made mincemeat.
Four mince pies with star-shaped lids on a white plate next to a cup of coffee.
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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#SundayPixBooks

Now that I’m downstairs, these are the downstairs bookshelves. Peruse at your leisure.
Text is for both pix: two glazed bookcases, full of books. Non-fiction in one, hardback fiction in the other.
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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The owls are WONDERFUL. Here are my owls:
Two stoneware barn owls on a bookshelf.
November 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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#GoodLunch chicken and mushroom risotto.

Also, #catpest
Risotto with grated cheese on, glass of pink wine next to it. Black cat with white throat, looking hungry.
November 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Bedside table. #SundayPixBooks

Yes, I am still in bed.
November 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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#SilentSunday
Wide leaf-strewn path through woodland.
November 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Current view. #alcohol #AperolSpritz
An Aperol spritz (dark orange) in a wine glass with ice cubes floating in it.
November 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Muuuuuum! I’m bored, mum!

#catpest #caturday
Black cat with white throat, sitting on the wooden arm of a futon sofa.
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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#GoodLunch

I deserve this today. In addition to other woes, it’s pouring rain and I have two weeks’ washing to do.
Bacon, cheesy beans, scrambled egg and toast on a white plate.
November 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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#Caturday and he’s wedged up against me on the sofa for warmth. Got a crick in my back because I can’t move. #CatsOfBluesky #cats #cat
Black cat with a white throat and toes lying on a blue velvet sofa with a red velvet cushion.
November 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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My #catpest is an arsehole. He let himself through the door and he came get back through it unaided but he’d rather I got up and opened it for him. #CATS!
View of a glass door from a sitting room into a hallway. A black cat is sitting on the other side of the door, waiting.
October 30, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Risotto. I wanted something delicious from M&S but I gave myself a stern talking to about Saving Money and Using Up Those Mushrooms. #GoodLunch
Grey brown risotto in a white dish with grated cheese on the top.
October 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Who’re you calling greedy?
Waitrose say I’m part of the Food Lovers’ Club.
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Favourite tree. #thicktrunkTuesday
A very tall black poplar with leaves turning yellow, against bright blue sky.
October 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM