Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom
@darklyadapted.bsky.social
an ague hath my ham
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I'm planning to sell a pair of outrageously expensive shoes that I don't think I've ever worn on Vinted.
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I'm planning to sell a pair of outrageously expensive shoes that I don't think I've ever worn on Vinted.
I've got plenty of stretchy ones. For Christmas I usually have something you can iron into razor sharp folds, like this www.cologneandcotton.com/bedroom/cott...
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November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I've got plenty of stretchy ones. For Christmas I usually have something you can iron into razor sharp folds, like this www.cologneandcotton.com/bedroom/cott...
I hope it can speak.
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I hope it can speak.
I bought two pairs of jeans: one black, one dark blue. The first dark blue jeans I've ever owned. The other stuff I've bought has been half price from Seasalt.
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I bought two pairs of jeans: one black, one dark blue. The first dark blue jeans I've ever owned. The other stuff I've bought has been half price from Seasalt.
Has said turd got a long fluffy orange tail?
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Has said turd got a long fluffy orange tail?
I'm glad I'm not on the list, it gives me something else to be fewmin about.
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I'm glad I'm not on the list, it gives me something else to be fewmin about.
Dear god, what kind of people do such things?
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Dear god, what kind of people do such things?
I'd have worn it with silver wellies.
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I'd have worn it with silver wellies.
Indeed. Someone actually went and bought a communion card and circulated it..
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Indeed. Someone actually went and bought a communion card and circulated it..
She was everyone’s favourite!
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
She was everyone’s favourite!
Hoping the Bovey one goes with it. I haven’t been there but my friend in the village who is by no means fancy says it’s a hole.
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Hoping the Bovey one goes with it. I haven’t been there but my friend in the village who is by no means fancy says it’s a hole.
Awkward one. Let’s see get the Septle, then.
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Awkward one. Let’s see get the Septle, then.
We both need not to have had BT digging up the lane outside in wet weather.
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
We both need not to have had BT digging up the lane outside in wet weather.
I considered that but I’ve got half a cabbage in the fridge.
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I considered that but I’ve got half a cabbage in the fridge.