KeithShow!
@keithshow.bsky.social
Juggler, Comm BA, Guitar, Comedy, Writing. Team Moderna. I can tell you why it's funny. I probably want to pet your dog. He/Him.
I got an A+ on my last MRI.
I do a preventative MRI every single morning just to be careful. You gotta put health first!
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I got an A+ on my last MRI.
Reposted by KeithShow!
Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
Reposted by KeithShow!
Sneak peak at all of America tomorrow for “No Kings Day” 🍊🦅🇺🇸
June 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Sneak peak at all of America tomorrow for “No Kings Day” 🍊🦅🇺🇸
Reposted by KeithShow!
Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.
October 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.
Reposted by KeithShow!
Instead of Christian Nationalists, we should call them Nationalist Christians, or Nat-Cs.
September 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Instead of Christian Nationalists, we should call them Nationalist Christians, or Nat-Cs.
Reposted by KeithShow!
Reposted by KeithShow!
"Healthy debate" = when I criticize you
"Cancel culture" = when you criticize me
"Cancel culture" = when you criticize me
September 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
"Healthy debate" = when I criticize you
"Cancel culture" = when you criticize me
"Cancel culture" = when you criticize me
Reposted by KeithShow!
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
Mr. Fantastic is stretchy. That's why they named a yoga pose after him.
September 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Mr. Fantastic is stretchy. That's why they named a yoga pose after him.
Reposted by KeithShow!
Yes, and why do burger flippers have to justify their wage while CEOs don’t justify their own?
CEO pay is up 1,085% since 1978, while typical worker pay is up just 24%.
Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
July 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, and why do burger flippers have to justify their wage while CEOs don’t justify their own?
Reposted by KeithShow!
what always kills me about this stuff is that most people won’t even know. they don’t know what happened today, and the direct line between it and their loss of healthcare or what have you. That the misery encroaching on their lives was intentional, and done by people staring them in the eye
July 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
what always kills me about this stuff is that most people won’t even know. they don’t know what happened today, and the direct line between it and their loss of healthcare or what have you. That the misery encroaching on their lives was intentional, and done by people staring them in the eye
I'm in pretty good shape for 75. I'm not 75, but I'm in pretty good shape for 75.
June 27, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I'm in pretty good shape for 75. I'm not 75, but I'm in pretty good shape for 75.
And as recently as 2024 they were all “cry more” and “fuck your feelings.” Now they’re just thin-skinned, crybaby snowflakes.
June 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
And as recently as 2024 they were all “cry more” and “fuck your feelings.” Now they’re just thin-skinned, crybaby snowflakes.
I think of "They Live" whenever I hit a 'submit' button.
a close up of a man 's face with a mullet and a serious look on his face .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a mullet and a serious look on his face .
media.tenor.com
June 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I think of "They Live" whenever I hit a 'submit' button.
He has such thin skin everywhere but his ear.
June 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
He has such thin skin everywhere but his ear.
He only picks people who are loyal.
Everyone he picks is an incompetent fool.
Ergo only incompetent fools are loyal.
Everyone he picks is an incompetent fool.
Ergo only incompetent fools are loyal.
June 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
He only picks people who are loyal.
Everyone he picks is an incompetent fool.
Ergo only incompetent fools are loyal.
Everyone he picks is an incompetent fool.
Ergo only incompetent fools are loyal.
Everyone needs to leave tacos alone.
May 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Everyone needs to leave tacos alone.
‘Reality’ TV convinced people those were actual real housewives and that this punk is somehow a business genius.
May 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
‘Reality’ TV convinced people those were actual real housewives and that this punk is somehow a business genius.
Never before now in all my years have I seen an adult more deserving of a wedgie.
Stephen Miller says they are “actively looking at” suspending the writ of habeas corpus, which is only allowed when the US has been invaded or during an insurrection, which would not allow people to challenge their incarceration in court if they are arrested and detained.
May 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Never before now in all my years have I seen an adult more deserving of a wedgie.
People are saying Noem ate that dog she shot. Every accusation is a confession.
DHS Sec Kristi Noem testifying on DHS budget today, and Sen. Chris Murphy begins by eviscerating everything she's been doing so far.
"You are illegally refusing to spend funds appropriated by this Congress... Routinely violating the rights of immigrants... Your agency acts as if laws don't matter."
"You are illegally refusing to spend funds appropriated by this Congress... Routinely violating the rights of immigrants... Your agency acts as if laws don't matter."
May 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
People are saying Noem ate that dog she shot. Every accusation is a confession.