Keirahatchi
@keirahatchi.bsky.social
I'm here to make people happy and share things mostly only I care about. If I get extreme or aggressive it's my PTSD, feel free to tell me to knock it off. I'm very bad at Bluesky and delete my account at random times so get my contact outside here.
Pinned
"I'll believe in any god if it keeps me sober."
*Having a religious experience with Stardew Valley*
"I know what god to pray to"
*Having a religious experience with Stardew Valley*
"I know what god to pray to"
By this post I can calculate that I touched grass for an hour and a half today.
Watch out, Old School RuneScape, I meet all the requirements for trading besides playing the game for 20 hours. If I no-life this until 10pm tonight I'll be at the Grand Exchange
February 8, 2026 at 1:34 AM
By this post I can calculate that I touched grass for an hour and a half today.
Reposted by Keirahatchi
HOLD YOU THE ENTIRE FUCK ON.
I said i needed a floor cushion and my mother suggested I needed a dog bed.
WHICH IS UNACCEPTABLE
WHAT DOES SHE KNOW?! DOES SHE KNOW THINGS?! I HOPE I NEVER FIND OUT!
I said i needed a floor cushion and my mother suggested I needed a dog bed.
WHICH IS UNACCEPTABLE
WHAT DOES SHE KNOW?! DOES SHE KNOW THINGS?! I HOPE I NEVER FIND OUT!
February 6, 2026 at 11:52 PM
HOLD YOU THE ENTIRE FUCK ON.
I said i needed a floor cushion and my mother suggested I needed a dog bed.
WHICH IS UNACCEPTABLE
WHAT DOES SHE KNOW?! DOES SHE KNOW THINGS?! I HOPE I NEVER FIND OUT!
I said i needed a floor cushion and my mother suggested I needed a dog bed.
WHICH IS UNACCEPTABLE
WHAT DOES SHE KNOW?! DOES SHE KNOW THINGS?! I HOPE I NEVER FIND OUT!
Man, being an ironman in old school runescape sounds like a lot of groaning when you're playing with a migraine. Imagine: you're doing a beginner scroll as one with less than 100 hours into the game does; you need 14 fishing levels for an item for a clue, then need 29 mining levels to make a ring
February 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Man, being an ironman in old school runescape sounds like a lot of groaning when you're playing with a migraine. Imagine: you're doing a beginner scroll as one with less than 100 hours into the game does; you need 14 fishing levels for an item for a clue, then need 29 mining levels to make a ring
-While cuddling W.-
Me: "We're the sleepiest girls on the planet, except he's a boy."
T.: "I think some girls in Stardew Valley may have you beat..."
Me: "No way, who?"
T.: "Abigale probably."
Me: "Abigale totally beats me in sleepiness."
Me: "We're the sleepiest girls on the planet, except he's a boy."
T.: "I think some girls in Stardew Valley may have you beat..."
Me: "No way, who?"
T.: "Abigale probably."
Me: "Abigale totally beats me in sleepiness."
February 7, 2026 at 7:20 PM
-While cuddling W.-
Me: "We're the sleepiest girls on the planet, except he's a boy."
T.: "I think some girls in Stardew Valley may have you beat..."
Me: "No way, who?"
T.: "Abigale probably."
Me: "Abigale totally beats me in sleepiness."
Me: "We're the sleepiest girls on the planet, except he's a boy."
T.: "I think some girls in Stardew Valley may have you beat..."
Me: "No way, who?"
T.: "Abigale probably."
Me: "Abigale totally beats me in sleepiness."
I played Old School RuneScape for 5 hours today; stopped having fun, and you'll never guess what I did: I logged out and touched grass. These broken glasses messing up my vision and attempting to play without them certainly didn't help. Maybe i'll even nap next, or go on a second walk today.
February 7, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I played Old School RuneScape for 5 hours today; stopped having fun, and you'll never guess what I did: I logged out and touched grass. These broken glasses messing up my vision and attempting to play without them certainly didn't help. Maybe i'll even nap next, or go on a second walk today.
YO! #CatsOfBluesky, you'll never guess which cat is still being fed. The person that cares enough to buy the food for her! (I buy the treats as we have possums and I'd like more control over food being eaten)
February 7, 2026 at 6:48 PM
YO! #CatsOfBluesky, you'll never guess which cat is still being fed. The person that cares enough to buy the food for her! (I buy the treats as we have possums and I'd like more control over food being eaten)
Speaking of #Cats, it's now my responsibility to feed this stray (we dont own this one) she stopped being fed because the "precious outdoor cats" were being bullied by her which led to them ALL being indoor cats besides this one. In this cat's defence you weren't feeding your "precious outdoor cats"
February 7, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Speaking of #Cats, it's now my responsibility to feed this stray (we dont own this one) she stopped being fed because the "precious outdoor cats" were being bullied by her which led to them ALL being indoor cats besides this one. In this cat's defence you weren't feeding your "precious outdoor cats"
Good news, #CatsOfBluesky, our #Cats are no longer allowed outside. But trust me, this isn't for the health of the cats or they wouldn't have been left outside for over a year. This is because MONEY. Hey, if that keeps the cats alive longer i'll accept whatever the reason.
#KeepYourCatsInside
#KeepYourCatsInside
February 7, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Good news, #CatsOfBluesky, our #Cats are no longer allowed outside. But trust me, this isn't for the health of the cats or they wouldn't have been left outside for over a year. This is because MONEY. Hey, if that keeps the cats alive longer i'll accept whatever the reason.
#KeepYourCatsInside
#KeepYourCatsInside
I'm getting 10k gold a trip to the cow pens in Old School RuneScape because some guy is killing cows with adamantite arrows and leaving them on the ground, then I pick up his cowhides. I wasn't in the top 1000 in thieving for no reason of my behavior
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I'm getting 10k gold a trip to the cow pens in Old School RuneScape because some guy is killing cows with adamantite arrows and leaving them on the ground, then I pick up his cowhides. I wasn't in the top 1000 in thieving for no reason of my behavior
My running theory is most of Old School RuneScape players these days are in their 30s and aren't very sociable. I just saw someone advertising their OnlyFans, and like barely any chat in 7 hours
February 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
My running theory is most of Old School RuneScape players these days are in their 30s and aren't very sociable. I just saw someone advertising their OnlyFans, and like barely any chat in 7 hours
Watch out, Old School RuneScape, I meet all the requirements for trading besides playing the game for 20 hours. If I no-life this until 10pm tonight I'll be at the Grand Exchange
February 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Watch out, Old School RuneScape, I meet all the requirements for trading besides playing the game for 20 hours. If I no-life this until 10pm tonight I'll be at the Grand Exchange
Ah, my good ol' friend, "CARPET AHOY"
February 7, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Ah, my good ol' friend, "CARPET AHOY"
Reposted by Keirahatchi
Good morning winners!!!
February 6, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Good morning winners!!!
Sky kid says "Hello"
February 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Sky kid says "Hello"
One time I had this scammer ask me to money launder for them, and as much as I appreciate being trusted with stolen money, I told them no. They said I could keep 50%, which I'd expect no less from a money laundering gig
February 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
One time I had this scammer ask me to money launder for them, and as much as I appreciate being trusted with stolen money, I told them no. They said I could keep 50%, which I'd expect no less from a money laundering gig
Christmas! CHRISTMAS!!!
February 5, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Christmas! CHRISTMAS!!!
Reposted by Keirahatchi
“Welcome to Panda Express”
“I’d like one panda”
“Sorry we don’t sell pand-”
*slips cashier $100*
“Meet me in the back alley in ten minutes”
“I’d like one panda”
“Sorry we don’t sell pand-”
*slips cashier $100*
“Meet me in the back alley in ten minutes”
February 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
“Welcome to Panda Express”
“I’d like one panda”
“Sorry we don’t sell pand-”
*slips cashier $100*
“Meet me in the back alley in ten minutes”
“I’d like one panda”
“Sorry we don’t sell pand-”
*slips cashier $100*
“Meet me in the back alley in ten minutes”
Hey, nice 168 in 1 Bunny ROM you got there. Be honest, are you struggling for food?
February 5, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Hey, nice 168 in 1 Bunny ROM you got there. Be honest, are you struggling for food?
The humor is not lost on me that the mental hospital gave us "Cra-Z Art" crayons
February 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
The humor is not lost on me that the mental hospital gave us "Cra-Z Art" crayons
At the Gamestop: "Can I get Super Smash Bros: Brawl?"
The cashier: "I'm sorry, we're out of that."
Me without a second of hesitation: "I guess i'll just have to buy Lego Indiana Jones." At that point in the conversation the salesman knew I wouldn't be back any time soon.
The cashier: "I'm sorry, we're out of that."
Me without a second of hesitation: "I guess i'll just have to buy Lego Indiana Jones." At that point in the conversation the salesman knew I wouldn't be back any time soon.
February 5, 2026 at 3:33 PM
At the Gamestop: "Can I get Super Smash Bros: Brawl?"
The cashier: "I'm sorry, we're out of that."
Me without a second of hesitation: "I guess i'll just have to buy Lego Indiana Jones." At that point in the conversation the salesman knew I wouldn't be back any time soon.
The cashier: "I'm sorry, we're out of that."
Me without a second of hesitation: "I guess i'll just have to buy Lego Indiana Jones." At that point in the conversation the salesman knew I wouldn't be back any time soon.
Reposted by Keirahatchi
This is so cool!! Evil Uni looks amazing. Thank you so much!
evil uni
February 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
This is so cool!! Evil Uni looks amazing. Thank you so much!
Give a man a bag of beef jerky and he'll be fed for a day; teach him how to raise and butcher cows and he'll have so much beef jerky you'll get it by the pound from him for a carton of eggs.
February 4, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Give a man a bag of beef jerky and he'll be fed for a day; teach him how to raise and butcher cows and he'll have so much beef jerky you'll get it by the pound from him for a carton of eggs.
Oh, I post bad? I read the room, darling.
February 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Oh, I post bad? I read the room, darling.
Did you know that you can find sea fossils in Florida because we're socializing on drained swamp? But the most exciting find is a whole calcified clam, those are the rare bois, and they bring good fortune.
February 4, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Did you know that you can find sea fossils in Florida because we're socializing on drained swamp? But the most exciting find is a whole calcified clam, those are the rare bois, and they bring good fortune.