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Keirahatchi
@keirahatchi.bsky.social
I'm here to make people happy and share things mostly only I care about. If I get extreme or aggressive it's my PTSD, feel free to tell me to knock it off. I'm very bad at Bluesky and delete my account at random times so get my contact outside here.
If you make an argument that starts with "All religion..." then make a point about how an omniscient god is ridiculous I'm going to assume you are only educated on Christianity.
February 19, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Teachers being paid twice what they're making would fix our country in 50 years
February 19, 2026 at 6:22 PM
After y'all have seen what's happening in this country I don't want any of you to EVER say "He can't do that, it's illegal" ever again.
February 19, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I don't know what Deadlock is, but by the way y'all talk about it it feels like you need a better hobby.
February 19, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Me thieving triangle sandwiches in Old School RuneScape for 7 hours: *Rocking back and forth* I'm... I'm 12% of the way to a bond... Just... Keep going... I'm saving 15 cents an hour doing this insanity... I've been paid less in the past. The type of madness that gets people to open their wallets.
February 19, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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Kicking off my new series, "It’s Not Rocket Science."

I’m an astronautical engineer, but you don’t need advanced degrees to know the status quo isn’t working.

This week: how immigrants really do make America great.
February 18, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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Gen Z doesn't have any concept that the economy used to be so good that if you had a roommate people actually thought you were gay.
February 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I don't usually like to use the word "lazy" because people have their reasons, but it's pure laziness and inconsiderate to put the ice cube tray back empty and wait for the next person who needs ice to fill it. This isn't difficult, a disabled person can do it, it's pure laziness.
February 18, 2026 at 7:58 PM
February 18, 2026 at 7:56 PM
"Drink the puppy TF potion." I command.
"No, I dun wanna be puppy." You protest.
"Fine, I'll let you pee on the carpet." Without hesitation you drink the puppy TF potion. You feel your body changing, but most importantly, you have to pee.
February 17, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Enjoying my time being able to function before caffeine withdrawal takes me out
February 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Either vegan is a morality or it's a healthy diet. If it's a morality it's not a healthy diet, if it's a healthy diet people can choose it without morals.
February 17, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I'm going to play devil's advocate for a second and say Trump is smart. BUT HEAR ME OUT: Intelligence isn't one thing, people are smart in their own ways. I know someone with intellectual developmental disorder who cant count money who has a photographic memory. Trump knows exactly how to destroy us
February 17, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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happy "oh so you hate waffles?" day
February 17, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Most people just don't get how severe caffeine addiction can get. It can be completely life destroying. Most people don't realize how much they're suffering, let alone identify as an addict, but if they tried to quit, they'll soon see that they can't.
February 17, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Sure, my reaction to you telling me I deserve to be abused came from a place of anger, that's why i'm in the wrong
February 17, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Smooth like butter like criminal undercover
February 17, 2026 at 10:22 AM
In general if you suggest that I deserve to be abused I despise you
February 17, 2026 at 10:09 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but paying $150 a month for food you don't get to choose to buy for a single not food safe meal every other day and being expected to eat bologna and hotdogs for the rest of your meals is a form of abuse.
February 17, 2026 at 9:51 AM
"We're eating gruel for dinner." I say.
"OMG AI slop" You repeat
February 17, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt, it's so huge.

Becky: "She's about to turn me into a lesbian."
February 17, 2026 at 12:15 AM
February 16, 2026 at 9:54 PM
"Drink the puppy TF potion!" I command. Without hesitation you reach for the potion. I pull it back, "But you have to promise to be a good boy." With extra hesitation you ponder how badly you wanted to pee on the carpet.
February 16, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Could god gamedev a game so hard even he can't beat it?
February 16, 2026 at 8:27 PM