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keenan
@keenerz.bsky.social
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The most unrealistic part of Death Stranding 2 is who the fuck makes a shower with hot or cold toggles switches only
June 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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(beepbeepboop) Sam, it's me. Stuffed Crustman.
June 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Anytime someone tells me USPS is the worst, I’m like really with FedEx existing?
May 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
who’s pushing harder for their AI? Microsoft or Google. I swear I keep hearing Gemini Ads everywhere and CoPilot Microsoft is just forcing it down everyone’s throats. Tiring.
March 17, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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today's free social media advice for sitting legislators: you gotta stop logging on to say "this is unacceptable" unless you are prepared with a CALL TO ACTION or to tell us what YOU are CURRENTLY doing about it. saying "this is bad" but louder helps nobody.
Giving an unelected billionaire unfettered access to personal taxpayer data—including Social Security numbers and bank account information—is unacceptable and a complete breach of privacy for hundreds of millions of Americans.
February 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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just before falling asleep last night my three year old bolted upright in bed to ask, “why a skeleton live inside me?”
February 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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if i text you this just know you’re cooked
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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December 25, 2024 at 5:00 AM
If antifreeze is so bad for you why did they make it look so refreshing #IntrusiveThoughtoftheDay
December 21, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Oh wow Danger is doing the OST for this game. Hell Yeah open.spotify.com/album/3Qx7tN...
Windblown (Original Game Soundtrack)
Danger · Album · 2024 · 14 songs
open.spotify.com
December 15, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I don’t understand the logic behind people buying things but then never picking it up from the packages locker/rooms
November 27, 2024 at 9:39 PM
BORN TO SAY “SKILL ISSUE”
😎
FORCED TO SAY “sorry you’re having that issue, we’ll look into it”
🥲
November 20, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Watching Metropolis right now
king of the hill says that boy ain t right
ALT: king of the hill says that boy ain t right
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 12:59 AM
November 14, 2024 at 2:25 PM
this tbh
November 14, 2024 at 12:46 PM
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November 13, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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Thanksgiving is coming.
November 12, 2024 at 4:09 PM
It’s only tuesday and all my coworkers are out. This will be one of those days
November 12, 2024 at 1:32 PM
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
November 10, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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I know I need to be mindful of what I skeet, but this has been my mood for the past several hours
November 6, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I have to perform the time honored DERA tradition.
November 6, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Trying out some new music listening toy
November 6, 2024 at 7:57 PM
@siracusa.bsky.social was wondering if you had any time with the bullstrap case. I was looking to purchase one cause i did like their cases previously.
October 3, 2024 at 1:36 PM