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April 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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February 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
New career goal is to be an editor for textbooks solely because the one I'm using now is AWFUL.
February 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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The entire archive of CDC datasets can be found here.

HUGE shoutout to data archivists- this work is important 👏🙌🏻

archive.org/details/2025...
February 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The milk that the kiddo has to drink is a product of Canada. And already $6 for 48 ounces. Fucking cooooool guys. Cool cool cool cool cool.
February 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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mac jones is private school blake bortles
December 15, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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Letting McCorkle Jones style on you on a third and long scramble should get you relegated
December 15, 2024 at 6:53 PM
about to slam my drink and fight a ref. who has bail?
December 15, 2024 at 6:36 PM
fuuuuuck you aaron rodgers
December 15, 2024 at 6:18 PM
good god the throwbacks look so good
December 15, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Doing said "we could still win out." LOL
December 1, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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Whoever hit him in the face with a drink should get to yell the Duuuuval chant at the next game.
December 1, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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The wiki edits are legit
December 1, 2024 at 7:32 PM
December 1, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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Whoever threw that drink in 0’s face as he was leaving.. thank you.
December 1, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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Anyone on the Jags getting ejected deserves a bonus.
December 1, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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lmao which one of y’all did this
December 1, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
November 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Jello shots. Lots and lots of jello shots.
I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?

I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
November 16, 2024 at 1:08 AM