Kyle 🪱
@kcalifornia.bsky.social
proud resident of the land of fruits and nuts. maybe definitely at least one of those
I hope you become well acquainted with a fast-flowing river.
Yes, you.
Yes, you.
August 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I hope you become well acquainted with a fast-flowing river.
Yes, you.
Yes, you.
Social pressure from the fire department is preventing me from having fire
July 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Social pressure from the fire department is preventing me from having fire
Billboards in LA be like: Have you been in a debilitating car accident? We'll murder anyone who saw it!
Billboards in San Francisco: FIRE YOUR EMPLOYEES AND EAT THEIR CHILDREN...BURN DOWN THEIR HOMES AND PISS ON THE GRAVES OF THE PROLETARIAT
Billboards in San Francisco: FIRE YOUR EMPLOYEES AND EAT THEIR CHILDREN...BURN DOWN THEIR HOMES AND PISS ON THE GRAVES OF THE PROLETARIAT
July 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Billboards in LA be like: Have you been in a debilitating car accident? We'll murder anyone who saw it!
Billboards in San Francisco: FIRE YOUR EMPLOYEES AND EAT THEIR CHILDREN...BURN DOWN THEIR HOMES AND PISS ON THE GRAVES OF THE PROLETARIAT
Billboards in San Francisco: FIRE YOUR EMPLOYEES AND EAT THEIR CHILDREN...BURN DOWN THEIR HOMES AND PISS ON THE GRAVES OF THE PROLETARIAT
No. I will not rinse my store bought basil leaves before use
I live on the edge (of food safety best practices)
I live on the edge (of food safety best practices)
June 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
No. I will not rinse my store bought basil leaves before use
I live on the edge (of food safety best practices)
I live on the edge (of food safety best practices)
so I was eating my chicken bake on the freeway
April 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
so I was eating my chicken bake on the freeway
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I tried to look at things from someone else's point of view and I immediately got very suicidal
March 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I tried to look at things from someone else's point of view and I immediately got very suicidal
A CT scan machine would probably kill a Victorian child if you surgically implanted small pieces of metal inside their body
February 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
A CT scan machine would probably kill a Victorian child if you surgically implanted small pieces of metal inside their body
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I absorbed my twin in the womb but instead of giving me an extra kidney or schizophrenia or something he (OR SHE) became a cyst right at the top of my butt crack
February 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I absorbed my twin in the womb but instead of giving me an extra kidney or schizophrenia or something he (OR SHE) became a cyst right at the top of my butt crack
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RIP, David Lynch. Truly one of the great weirdoes in film and television history.
January 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
RIP, David Lynch. Truly one of the great weirdoes in film and television history.
chat how does this affect his 2028 presidential run?
#jimmycarter
#jimmycarter
December 29, 2024 at 9:41 PM
chat how does this affect his 2028 presidential run?
#jimmycarter
#jimmycarter
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New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It
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theonion.com/new-law-requ...
December 13, 2024 at 4:15 PM
New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It
theonion.com/new-law-requ...
theonion.com/new-law-requ...
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there is nothing better than getting high and looking at christmas lights
December 8, 2024 at 2:19 AM
there is nothing better than getting high and looking at christmas lights
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If you're not posting constantly, you're a coward
December 1, 2024 at 7:41 AM
If you're not posting constantly, you're a coward
I will be contacting my lawyer (its robert downey jr)
December 1, 2024 at 7:42 AM
I will be contacting my lawyer (its robert downey jr)
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I love when I have a job interview and I magically and inexplicably forget everything about myself and what I've done.
November 25, 2024 at 3:01 AM
I love when I have a job interview and I magically and inexplicably forget everything about myself and what I've done.
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The "do audiobooks count as reading" debate seems to hinge on the idea that reading is an inherently virtuous act.
It is not. There are some very bad books and reading them can make you dumb and mean.
It is not. There are some very bad books and reading them can make you dumb and mean.
November 24, 2024 at 3:34 PM
The "do audiobooks count as reading" debate seems to hinge on the idea that reading is an inherently virtuous act.
It is not. There are some very bad books and reading them can make you dumb and mean.
It is not. There are some very bad books and reading them can make you dumb and mean.
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I’m sick of the Louvre gatekeeping access to great works of art. They should let you borrow the Mona Lisa for the weekend
November 23, 2024 at 11:57 PM
I’m sick of the Louvre gatekeeping access to great works of art. They should let you borrow the Mona Lisa for the weekend
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What radicalized you? Comrade, I was told "Sharing is caring" as a child.
November 22, 2024 at 2:38 PM
What radicalized you? Comrade, I was told "Sharing is caring" as a child.
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It’s not about rest rooms. Any more than it was about water fountains.
November 22, 2024 at 2:03 PM
It’s not about rest rooms. Any more than it was about water fountains.
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despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible
November 21, 2024 at 6:22 AM
despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible
Chilis and deep, spiritual conversations about the nature of life
November 21, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Chilis and deep, spiritual conversations about the nature of life
It's not that I don't want to use the turn signal. The stalk is literally COVERED in barbed wire
November 19, 2024 at 11:03 PM
It's not that I don't want to use the turn signal. The stalk is literally COVERED in barbed wire
some cheerful reading for a long drive home
November 18, 2024 at 10:00 PM
some cheerful reading for a long drive home