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Kat McSnatch
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How to make home made charcoal:

Step 1. Put dinner in the oven.

Step 2. Quickly just check one thing on the Internet.
June 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
If you’re easily offended then maybe the Internet isn’t for you.
March 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
As I get older, my eyesight gets worse but my ability to see through bullshit gets better.
March 17, 2025 at 9:39 AM
March 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Duck, Duck Fuck This Shit
March 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Remember encyclopedias? My GOD, we were barbarians.
March 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Can someone explain why I can’t ever get a decent wifi signal but the fucking Taliban can broadcast live from a cave?
March 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Studies have shown that fuck all this shit
January 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Women belong in the kitchen.

Men belong in the kitchen.

Everyone belongs in the kitchen... The kitchen has FOOD.
January 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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I say “well, hello there” to pretty ladies I see because I don’t have a tail to wag.
January 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Don’t be mad if you’re being used for sex.
Be mad if you’re being used for cooking and laundry.
January 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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I can’t control anyone else’s stupid. I can only control my own stupid, and even that’s a toss up
January 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Me at 8pm: I’m definitely going to bed early tonight …

Me at 1am: I wonder what ever happened to Macaulay Culkin?
January 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I’m sorry, but why is it called semen and not “diquid?”
January 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Single and ready to flingle myself into an active volcano.
January 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
How to make home made charcoal:

Step 1. Put dinner in the oven.

Step 2. Quickly just check one thing on the Internet.
January 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I don’t understand why people need to get ready for bed…

I’m always ready for bed.
January 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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January 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Middle aged?

More like middle raged.
January 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Welcome to bluesky. You’re not the weirdest person you know anymore.
November 12, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Hey, welcome to your 30’s…
Actually it’s your 40’s because that’s how fast time moves now.
January 9, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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This is gonna be fun…
January 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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I’m at the age where with most of the new music I listen to I’m not sure which name is the artist and which is the album.
December 9, 2024 at 2:25 AM