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katie
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Do No Harm. Take No Shit.

Abortion is a human right
Trans women are women
Me to Tony: don’t worry, when we get home let’s just leave everything and rest
Also me: *immediately starts cleaning up and organizing*
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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you’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy
December 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Someone, sometime, is going to be the first to say "What the fuck is wrong with you?" to Trump's face and that person will be a hero forever, the Neil Armstrong of "reacting like a human being"
December 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Literally any type of pie > apple pie
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I could never try the bird theory on my husband bc I have built my personality around showing him various birds I’ve seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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You wake up late for school, man
YOU DON’T WANNA GO!
You ask your mom, “Please?”
BUT SHE STILL SAYS “NO!”
You miss two classes and
NO HOMEWORK!
But your teacher preaches class like
YOU’RE SOME KIND OF JERK!
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The amount of people who have told me I could accidentally have a second child (after hearing I’m one and done) is really astounding. Do you think I don’t understand how sex works or how to fully prevent it? Or that I wouldn’t stay pregnant if it did happen?
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I hardly ever watch a romantic comedy and get to the dramatic breakup scene and think “yeah, it’s probably for the best, you guys are not really compatible” but Nobody Wants This sure made that happen
October 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
My son realizing he has to wait for the microwave to cook his mac and cheese before he can eat it
No God Please No No GIF
Alt: No God Please No No GIF
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I’m not supposed to bend at the waist so I’ve gotten super good at picking stuff up off the floor with my feet
October 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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The only kind of climate change I can approve of 😌
October 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Trans men are men. Trans women are women. Trans rights are human rights.
October 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
How do people lay in bed and watch tv? If I lay down in bed I’m asleep
October 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, thank goodness for kind and compassionate nurses
October 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
C sections are a major surgery, but you know what else is a major surgery? Having to get things repaired after labor fucks you up
October 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Hey millennials, how long are we keeping iPhone boxes now? Should I keep my new one 10 years or am I good to toss it in like 5-7 years?
September 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Hey can my horoscope mind her own business?
September 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I have to take time off work to recover from surgery and as a person who cannot sit down and relax I don’t have high hopes for myself to be successful
September 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It’s fine to play Butcher Babies in the car with your one year old baby in the backseat, right?
September 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Nothing makes me scroll on content faster than “I asked chat gpt” ok, dummy, next
September 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
After giving birth and sustaining a 2nd degree tear, a doctor checked on me (not the one who delivered) and I asked for Motrin and she said no. Then later I’m writhing in pain almost crying and the nurse comes in and is like “girl what? Here’s some pain meds” anyway thank goodness for nurses
September 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Grateful to have parents that are politically aligned with me. I can post I hate tr*mp and don’t stand for this shit and my mom is like “yeah fuck him!” and my dad is like “proud of you sweetie!”
September 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I’m getting surgery and won’t be allowed to lift 20-30 pounds for 6 weeks after. You know what weighs 20-30 pounds that I love to lift? My baby 🥺😭
September 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The biggest lie you are told as a curly haired person is that you have to scrunch your curls when you style. Do not do this, let your hair curl on its own. It looks sooo much better
September 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
You should be able to trade boobs with someone who has what you envy and vice versa
September 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM