donald trump experienced a level of what was, for him, humiliation equivalent to death when obama lightly mocked him back in 2011 and we all are going to pay for it

Also, I didn’t suffer a traumatic birth and spend thousands of dollars fixing problems it caused including a whole surgery just to get pregnant again and render that surgery absolutely useless

If I say I’m only having one child the correct response is simply “that’s great for you!” Not “haha but what if!”

And then they dramatically get back together and I’m just like “you sure about that?”