Alternative Wedding + Elopement Photographer | Kathleen Baker 🍸
kathleenbakerphoto.bsky.social
Alternative Wedding + Elopement Photographer | Kathleen Baker 🍸
@kathleenbakerphoto.bsky.social
Editorial + Documentary Wedding Photos
For the Rad & the Misfits
Digital + 35mm
Red Bottoms in a Dive Bar Vibes
📍NYC | DC | Annapolis | Destination
Not a single redbull in all of JFK???? Help
October 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
A period piece, but all the actors have veneers?? Sickening!! Bring back crooked teeth
April 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Maturing is realizing you're on Beyonce's side in Naive
March 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Okay so now what? The one day no-buy is over.

The system loves symbolic victories. You celebrate & they keep collecting profits.

If you want to scare them, become anti-consumerist. Buy nothing but what you need. Stack cash & invest that in systemic shifts.

Build a new economy outside of the old
March 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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I personally will continue to use "Gulf of Mexico" because our president is a wrathful felonious nincompoop with the intellect of paramecium and I do not consent to his cartographic buffoonery
Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons:

-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.

-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
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February 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I wake up. I am thankful for all the freaks that I know. I have a beautiful day.
February 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss
January 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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the best part about making this a social norm is that suddenly everyone you know is REALLY COOL and also everyone thinks you're likely REALLY COOL too.
Keep this nugget from @margaret.bsky.social in mind: don't talk about the cool shit you're doing, just assume that everyone is doing cool shit that we can't talk about.
Do not

Do not

Do NOT

Announce or even hint on your social media that you’re doing illegal or potentially illegal things. Even if for excellent reasons.

You will be a target and make the people you aid targets.
January 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Screaming into the void about how I want to photograph a wedding in Ireland but also not wanting to make this space totally business but also totally unsure about meta now and also totally insure about tiktok
January 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Here for the vibes 🍸
January 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM