don’t throw the baby out with the bath water. put it in the recycling bin.

melania, looking disapprovingly at the White House dishes: donald, vee should buy china

donald trump: ok

when you eat mac n cheese right from the pot, that is considered “on the cob”

hate it when i stand up too quickly and i get dizzy and society collapses

thats ok im already fluent in anxiety

I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.

Im glad we only live once because i cannot do this shit again