I have no idea what Ari’s doing here — maybe lending a brain cell to an orange cat in need?

Here’s Artemis (Ari), a sweet cuddly angel with a spiritual conviction that she must sit on a laptop any chance she gets, and who will absolutely delete your draft, change your settings, and possibly reboot your computer if she gets a chance. Always turn on autosave if you know what’s good for you.

Some days Artemis decides what I’m watching and how much of the screen I’m allowed to see. It’s still better than the time she hard rebooted my computer or the time she knocked it off the desk, breaking all major components. I can only imagine what she’d accomplish if she used her powers for good.