Zanesville, tonight.

I have an ongoing text thread with my college friends, which lately is just me sending right-sized tupperware estimation photos. There is no unsubscribe link.

Watching the game tonight at my in-laws. I’ve been married for 20 years and opened up the coffee table to find that they’re gun enthusiasts! They’ve been holding out on me.

Update: “I don’t know how to draw an upside-down popsicle, so I did ice cream instead.”

He played with Bethany’s symphony last season, it was amazing. Such a good genre-bendy performance.

That sounds lovely. Here’s ours from last weekend.

The closest Chili’s is in Columbus, an hour away. But otherwise, this tracks.

They don’t want us to be happy.

I don’t know how many of you with young kids do the Elf-on-the-shelf nonsense, but I was particularly proud of today’s entry.