Karrot (They/She)
@karrotgolden.bsky.social
Just an enby floating around the internet.
25/12/2002
25/12/2002
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i would like to propose “snoozer” as a pejorative for antiwoke losers. it rhymes with loser and reflects someone grumpy that their alarm clock keeps going off even though they are very, very late for work.
March 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
i would like to propose “snoozer” as a pejorative for antiwoke losers. it rhymes with loser and reflects someone grumpy that their alarm clock keeps going off even though they are very, very late for work.
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media literacy is when you don't start playing League of Legends after finishing Arcane
December 16, 2024 at 4:00 AM
media literacy is when you don't start playing League of Legends after finishing Arcane
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doing this Challenge called december where i Try and make it through each day of December
December 3, 2024 at 5:41 AM
doing this Challenge called december where i Try and make it through each day of December
Had a few games on CS and Valo today, and wondering why barely anyone used comms (most of the time, I start comming first to get people to engage). thinking no one's comming mostly, only to realize few hours that the mic button for my headset was set to off-
November 27, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Had a few games on CS and Valo today, and wondering why barely anyone used comms (most of the time, I start comming first to get people to engage). thinking no one's comming mostly, only to realize few hours that the mic button for my headset was set to off-
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I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
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just letting you guys know, I'm gonna start unfollowing/muting accounts that fall back on old Twitter habits of dunking and engaging with bad faith actors
sometimes it's important to stay informed of the grifts, but I think I'm good on seeing things that make me upset
sometimes it's important to stay informed of the grifts, but I think I'm good on seeing things that make me upset
November 22, 2024 at 4:32 PM
just letting you guys know, I'm gonna start unfollowing/muting accounts that fall back on old Twitter habits of dunking and engaging with bad faith actors
sometimes it's important to stay informed of the grifts, but I think I'm good on seeing things that make me upset
sometimes it's important to stay informed of the grifts, but I think I'm good on seeing things that make me upset
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Whenever Twitter/YouTube/Amazon/Anything is down: WTF you guys run the planet and you can't even run a goddamn website, give me my shit
Whenever Bsky is down: Sweet baby girl can I make you soup? I'm coming over. I'm gonna clean your apartment, you'll feel so much better-
Whenever Bsky is down: Sweet baby girl can I make you soup? I'm coming over. I'm gonna clean your apartment, you'll feel so much better-
November 19, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Whenever Twitter/YouTube/Amazon/Anything is down: WTF you guys run the planet and you can't even run a goddamn website, give me my shit
Whenever Bsky is down: Sweet baby girl can I make you soup? I'm coming over. I'm gonna clean your apartment, you'll feel so much better-
Whenever Bsky is down: Sweet baby girl can I make you soup? I'm coming over. I'm gonna clean your apartment, you'll feel so much better-
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Sevika, Sevika, Sevika, Sevika
on the brain
on the brain
November 10, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Sevika, Sevika, Sevika, Sevika
on the brain
on the brain
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bsky is pronounced bitch-ski.
I don't make the rules.
I don't make the rules.
a close up of a girl 's face with green eyes and orange hair
ALT: a close up of a girl 's face with green eyes and orange hair
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2024 at 4:05 PM
bsky is pronounced bitch-ski.
I don't make the rules.
I don't make the rules.
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So their interaction basically goes like this in my head #simulationevbo #parkourcivilization #pvpcivilization
November 10, 2024 at 9:23 PM
So their interaction basically goes like this in my head #simulationevbo #parkourcivilization #pvpcivilization
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I've chosen interesting timing to be writing a series about fighting a fascist state
November 8, 2024 at 1:50 PM
I've chosen interesting timing to be writing a series about fighting a fascist state
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Same cousin whose father disrespected me when I came out. Used vomit reactions. Who's always been "The Racist Uncle"
My gender is not for you to argue about or "agree with."
I'm dead serious here, you literally voted to kill me.
Anyone else?
My gender is not for you to argue about or "agree with."
I'm dead serious here, you literally voted to kill me.
Anyone else?
November 7, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Same cousin whose father disrespected me when I came out. Used vomit reactions. Who's always been "The Racist Uncle"
My gender is not for you to argue about or "agree with."
I'm dead serious here, you literally voted to kill me.
Anyone else?
My gender is not for you to argue about or "agree with."
I'm dead serious here, you literally voted to kill me.
Anyone else?
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literally her
November 7, 2024 at 11:34 PM
literally her
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If you put up Christmas decorations before December you are only helping to defrost Mariah Carey faster.
Do your part for humanity.
Do your part for humanity.
a woman in a red dress is standing in a glass container
ALT: a woman in a red dress is standing in a glass container
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2024 at 2:26 AM
If you put up Christmas decorations before December you are only helping to defrost Mariah Carey faster.
Do your part for humanity.
Do your part for humanity.
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Drew all these weirdos from that one series. You've probably never heard of it #parkourcivilization #parkciv
October 29, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Drew all these weirdos from that one series. You've probably never heard of it #parkourcivilization #parkciv
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// Wild Life Spoilers
#trafficsky #traffictwt
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Joel: What the heck have you done etho??
Etho: mmmm that was a tasty... hoe
Gem: YOU ATE A HOE??? STOP EATING HOES
They're really putting the wild in wild life this episode
#trafficsky #traffictwt
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Joel: What the heck have you done etho??
Etho: mmmm that was a tasty... hoe
Gem: YOU ATE A HOE??? STOP EATING HOES
They're really putting the wild in wild life this episode
October 26, 2024 at 1:46 PM
// Wild Life Spoilers
#trafficsky #traffictwt
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Joel: What the heck have you done etho??
Etho: mmmm that was a tasty... hoe
Gem: YOU ATE A HOE??? STOP EATING HOES
They're really putting the wild in wild life this episode
#trafficsky #traffictwt
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Joel: What the heck have you done etho??
Etho: mmmm that was a tasty... hoe
Gem: YOU ATE A HOE??? STOP EATING HOES
They're really putting the wild in wild life this episode
"Stop eating hoes!!!!" ~ Gem
#traffictwt
#traffictwt
October 27, 2024 at 5:20 AM
"Stop eating hoes!!!!" ~ Gem
#traffictwt
#traffictwt
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the cool thing about being an artist is that you can draw yourself however u want
October 23, 2024 at 8:33 PM
the cool thing about being an artist is that you can draw yourself however u want
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i was jumpscared by a few cybertrucks every day while visiting my friends in LA. why are they so ugly
October 23, 2024 at 9:34 PM
i was jumpscared by a few cybertrucks every day while visiting my friends in LA. why are they so ugly