KarlLafong
karllafong.bsky.social
KarlLafong
@karllafong.bsky.social
Gadabout and ne'er-do-well
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary

Glengarry Glen Gary
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary

Gone with the Gary
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary

Gary 7
September 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary

Gary Movie III
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary

Gone with the Gary
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary

Gary 7
September 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
So when you "get tough" with the leader of a hostile nation who also happens to be a war criminal, you roll out a red carpet, give him a lil present, plan a nice lunch and call him "your excellency" on the menu, then get nothing you want and have him take off before the lunch even happens.
August 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
A fantastic follow-up question to this, from literally any reporter, would be "Why?"
July 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
See, the thing about breaking the government on purpose while you have the power to do it is that then the government is broken while you're in power
Breaking: per FEMA sources Kristi Noem was responsible for THREE DAY DELAY in deploying search-and-rescue in Texas

Fire her. Blood on her hands.
July 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I love my adopted home state, no matter how idiotically self-destructive it tends to be
Every major health system in Louisiana is warning Speaker Mike Johnson and the rest of the state's congressional delegation that the Senate GOP's Medicaid cuts "would be historic in their devastation."
www.politico.com/live-updates...
Louisiana hospitals warn Mike Johnson of 'devastation' from megabill
www.politico.com
June 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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They murdered top Democrats in their homes 5 days ago and the president and corporate media could not care less.
June 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
So American Evangelicals have decided that helping people is socialist, so they're doubling down on doing as much damage to people not like them as possible. Times like this I wish Jesus smote.
Southern Baptists, motivated by their success in overturning Roe V.
Wade, are now looking to overturn same-sex marriage. If you didn't see this coming, you haven't been paying attention.
June 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Feels bad that I assume that anything coming out of Kash Patel's FBI is a bullshit psi-op. There's probably like important work that that bureau is supposed to do and whatnot.
June 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Stephen Miller is proof God wants us to punch people.
May 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If Catholics seemed even close to as upset about this as they are about the scourge that is youth masturbation, maybe some of us who lapsed could see them as something other than clowns.
Trump poses as the Pope in full holy garments and gets a pass.

Obama puts on a tan suit and they lose their frigging minds.

See how that works?
May 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Kind of deals a blow to all the "government shouldn't help people, private charity will take care of that" argument when the one man who could do the most to alleviate global suffering is not only not doing it, but he's actively preventing government from doing it.
April 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Do you think they throw Big Balls another 25k a week to drive by his family's house and yell this through a bullhorn at his special needs son?
This is some sick shit
April 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I feel like his economic policy could just as well have been "Blimps. It's a beautiful word, and it will make us very rich. Blimps."
Here’s the best way to understand what’s happening. Trump genuinely wants to impose a 19th century mercantilist model that would crash the economy and destroy the global trading order but the idea is just so colossally stupid and destructive, he can’t actually do it. So we get this.
April 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Hideously fascinating that the "choose your own truth" culture we've developed is rapidly destroying the secure, comfortable hegemony that made it possible in the first place
April 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
At least he prefaced all this by firing everybody who might investigate such a thing in good faith
Trump tells his followers to buy stock in the morning, minutes after the market opens, then announces he is pausing tariffs 4 hours later.

Nothing to see here.
April 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It's almost like thinking of him as a champion of the American worker is funny, in a "hideously obscene" kind of way
As Trump upends the global economy and sends us into recession/depression – he hawks his gold cards on Air Force One for $5,000,000 a piece.
April 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Ugh this should be so easy, it’s not even like there’s a “good for the economy but morally evil” party and a “bad for the economy but morally good” party, there’s one party that’s like “minorities belong in cages AND we want you to be poorer” and they win elections somehow
April 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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$2 TRILLION
The US stock market has lost over $2 trillion in the last 20 minutes.

Nice, nice. Nice.
April 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I don't know, I feel like handing the economy over to two man-children who have never known a day's uncertainty or want might be a recipe for fucking the working class
April 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Reminder that Congress can stop this shitshow anytime they want.
April 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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It’s still hard to believe the simple fact that this is all self-imposed. Everything that’s happening right now wasn’t the result of some foreign adversary destroying the country. We did this all to ourselves by electing the dumbest motherfucker to ever rule a nation.
April 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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March 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM