Kansas Trial Lawyer
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I garnish insurance carriers. Here for the lawyer jokes and dunking on bad legal takes.
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Hell is eternal trial prep followed by infinite last minute trial postponements.
Uncluttered.
January 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Uncluttered.
Making dinner for the family. Charlie Brown Christmas album playing in the background in the background in hear “there’s poop on your foot and you’re walking around on it?!” I quickly go back to dicing onions. Toddler life.
November 23, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Making dinner for the family. Charlie Brown Christmas album playing in the background in the background in hear “there’s poop on your foot and you’re walking around on it?!” I quickly go back to dicing onions. Toddler life.
Sources tell me all of the court employees in Sedgwick County (Wichita) received an email reminder this week that the Kleenex in the courthouse is not for their use and they have to bring their own. Which is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.
November 22, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Sources tell me all of the court employees in Sedgwick County (Wichita) received an email reminder this week that the Kleenex in the courthouse is not for their use and they have to bring their own. Which is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.
My advice to young litigators: don’t be afraid to lose. Don’t be afraid to look foolish. Look at every bad fact as an opportunity to spin it into your strongest fact. Don’t send that email. Pick up the phone instead.
November 22, 2024 at 3:04 AM
My advice to young litigators: don’t be afraid to lose. Don’t be afraid to look foolish. Look at every bad fact as an opportunity to spin it into your strongest fact. Don’t send that email. Pick up the phone instead.
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Honestly at this point it would be faster to have judge jones print out the fight and put it in a folder to show me later
November 16, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Honestly at this point it would be faster to have judge jones print out the fight and put it in a folder to show me later
What a spot for the stream to fail. This is hell.
November 16, 2024 at 3:11 AM
What a spot for the stream to fail. This is hell.
How generous.
November 15, 2024 at 9:58 PM
How generous.
Having tried 12 civil jury trials since 2021 in some very pro-Trump rural venues, my impression is juries are perhaps getting better. At least for personal injury plaintiffs. The panel walks into the courtroom distrusting me and my clients. They walk in hating the idea of noneconomic damages.
And what does it tell you about our juries? Anti-Government, less trust in the government, or more quick to jump to conclusions based off of stereotypes, implied or apparent bias, freedom to be more racist… So many contradictions - unless your client is Hispanic or female.
November 15, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Having tried 12 civil jury trials since 2021 in some very pro-Trump rural venues, my impression is juries are perhaps getting better. At least for personal injury plaintiffs. The panel walks into the courtroom distrusting me and my clients. They walk in hating the idea of noneconomic damages.
I’m wondering what it would take to get Biden to fill the D Kan judge vacancy before he leaves office. We’ve been down a judge for his entire term. Would be nice to have a left of center judge—with trial experience please.
November 15, 2024 at 2:28 AM
I’m wondering what it would take to get Biden to fill the D Kan judge vacancy before he leaves office. We’ve been down a judge for his entire term. Would be nice to have a left of center judge—with trial experience please.
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i mean sure everything sucks now but at least there’s a chance mike tyson will punch jake paul to death in two days
November 14, 2024 at 2:52 AM
i mean sure everything sucks now but at least there’s a chance mike tyson will punch jake paul to death in two days
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This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
November 14, 2024 at 9:36 PM
This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
Hell is eternal trial prep followed by infinite last minute trial postponements.
November 15, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Hell is eternal trial prep followed by infinite last minute trial postponements.
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Do yourself a favor and read this from Fox News contributor Ben Domenech.
I’d like to report a murder
I’d like to report a murder
November 15, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Do yourself a favor and read this from Fox News contributor Ben Domenech.
I’d like to report a murder
I’d like to report a murder
Clicking on a post and being able to see the replies without scrolling though dozens of bot posts is soooo refreshing.
November 15, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Clicking on a post and being able to see the replies without scrolling though dozens of bot posts is soooo refreshing.
This whole election cycle has made it so much easier to explain to my clients what I mean when I say “juries are unpredictable.” The things you think are important often aren’t to the people who are voting on your case. The things you think don’t matter are often the case deciding facts.
November 15, 2024 at 1:49 AM
This whole election cycle has made it so much easier to explain to my clients what I mean when I say “juries are unpredictable.” The things you think are important often aren’t to the people who are voting on your case. The things you think don’t matter are often the case deciding facts.
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November 14, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Please don’t do legal research using ChatGPT. You’re begging to be sanctioned.
November 15, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Please don’t do legal research using ChatGPT. You’re begging to be sanctioned.