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Kamistry
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Cosplayer sometimes, lewd sometimes, biking sometimes, sleepy all the time. Your favourite Tommy Wiseau underwear model.
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Okay time for a proper pinned tweet

I'm Kamistry, I cosplay sometimes, ride bikes most of the time, and sleep none of the time

📷 instagram.com/its.kamistry
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December 6, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Can't believe that in just a month it'll already be 2027
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Reposted by Kamistry
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
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December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
December 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Annual reminder that the FFX laughing scene is one of the most beautiful and pure moments of gaming and I will die defending it
December 2, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Conservatives are funny when they're like "I'm conservative because leftists are so annoying" buddy as a leftist I can guarantee I find them way more annoying than you'll ever know
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"This is where I was arrested for drunk driving, Raphael."

"Cowabummer!"
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Netflix having the rights for both One Piece and The Muppets means there's a possibility of a One Piece Muppet movie
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Even without AI junk summaries, every result now is some SEO-pushed AI-generated site so loaded with filler and misinformation that they're useless too. Everything is a late '10s recipe page now. They've pulled a digital dumptruck up to the library and emptied its contents through its doors
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It sucks when your favourite pictures of yourself have your doodle out because like. Who are you going to share them with to be hype about
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Unironically into this and if I were there I would've cheered so hard. This is a level of weird cringe fun that I thought was long dead since the early 10s. Bring this back
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
In a follow-up email, DJT would defend himself by saying "it's a Russian taunt"
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Watching BNHA S1: Bakugo is a l'il shit why do people like him

S2: still a shit

S3: still a shit

S4: still a shit

S5: still a shit

S6: Okay hold up he's cooking

S7: Ayo that's my boy right there hell yeah

S8: LesgooOOOO THAT'S MY GOAT THAT'S MY BOY THAT'S HIM THAT'S THE NUMBER ONE RIGHT THERE
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Reposted by Kamistry
After 1.5 years of me not working on it the full Izumida shoot's up on ⚪️🔵 now. For suuuper cheap. Deals deals deals get on that shiii

#cosplay #yowamushipedal #yowapeda
October 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"You better not be dramatic selfies in the dimly lit hostel room"
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
At a nerd cosplay wedding. Taking bets on whether or not someone says "the cake is a lie" when they go to cut the cake. Personally as hopeful as I am for it to happen I'm betting against it
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This is good info but goddamn please do not make skeets the term we use here
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The Tron: Ares soundtrack is fire. Fantastic. Work of art. Don't get me wrong.

But.

Sometimes it also sounds like Bible Black background music.

youtu.be/gU0cjp7chKs?...
Nine Inch Nails - 100% Expendable (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by NineInchNailsVEVO
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November 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
So those who know about Vic McNugget know a) his big role was voicing Edward Elric and b) he's got a reputation for being a creep with young girls

So like

There's no way that Kumoricon using an Edwardish design for this Cosplay Is Not Consent poster isn't a subtle but hilarious dig at him, right
November 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I showed you my tibbies pls respond
October 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
After 1.5 years of me not working on it the full Izumida shoot's up on ⚪️🔵 now. For suuuper cheap. Deals deals deals get on that shiii

#cosplay #yowamushipedal #yowapeda
October 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Okay time for a proper pinned tweet

I'm Kamistry, I cosplay sometimes, ride bikes most of the time, and sleep none of the time

📷 instagram.com/its.kamistry
🥵 onlyfans.com/kamistry
October 20, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Are GIFs still a thing worth posting or nah

Dropping the photos/vid on OF for real cheap in a bit lesgooo onlyfans.com/kamistry
October 20, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Has anyone remade Brodyquest but with Luffy going through OP arcs
October 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Spice and Wolf but it's them in the modern day running a crypto rugpull scheme
October 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM