Kamistry
@kamistry.bsky.social
Cosplayer sometimes, lewd sometimes, biking sometimes, sleepy all the time. Your favourite Tommy Wiseau underwear model.
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Kamistry
@kamistry.bsky.social
· Oct 20
Okay time for a proper pinned tweet
I'm Kamistry, I cosplay sometimes, ride bikes most of the time, and sleep none of the time
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I'm Kamistry, I cosplay sometimes, ride bikes most of the time, and sleep none of the time
📷 instagram.com/its.kamistry
🥵 onlyfans.com/kamistry
Going to do reviews of the sample packs I got on my Japan trip a couple years ago, sponsor me Tenga
January 26, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Going to do reviews of the sample packs I got on my Japan trip a couple years ago, sponsor me Tenga
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Every single artist that posts on BlueSky should have this saved to their computer because so many of you are posting character torsos all day.
(created by @/whey.party)
(created by @/whey.party)
January 25, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Every single artist that posts on BlueSky should have this saved to their computer because so many of you are posting character torsos all day.
(created by @/whey.party)
(created by @/whey.party)
Maybe it's just a skill issue in how I've set up my timeline but Bluesky doesn't feel degenerate enough. Like I wanna say "if you replace doomscrolling with tweezing your pubes your life will get way better" but I may as well be saying that at a funeral here
January 23, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Maybe it's just a skill issue in how I've set up my timeline but Bluesky doesn't feel degenerate enough. Like I wanna say "if you replace doomscrolling with tweezing your pubes your life will get way better" but I may as well be saying that at a funeral here
(Guy who only knows wholesome, lighthearted, and emotional sports stories from anime) wow is Ted Lasso a sports anime
January 22, 2026 at 7:28 AM
(Guy who only knows wholesome, lighthearted, and emotional sports stories from anime) wow is Ted Lasso a sports anime
About 2 episodes into Pluribus and so far it's basically a weirder version of the Futurama episodes/movie with Yivo
I'm a fan
I'm a fan
January 21, 2026 at 7:02 AM
About 2 episodes into Pluribus and so far it's basically a weirder version of the Futurama episodes/movie with Yivo
I'm a fan
I'm a fan
Because I saw this I now know that Weird Al has a canon MLP character which is married to Pinky Pie and has a child with her
January 19, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Because I saw this I now know that Weird Al has a canon MLP character which is married to Pinky Pie and has a child with her
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Jokes in movies I think about that I haven't seen anyone talk about:
Judy Hopps is a literal badge bunny
In Inception they go through metaphysical planes before waking up on a physical plane of reality
In Frozen's Let It Go scene Elsa emphasizes her syllables to say "a kingdom of ice-olation"
Judy Hopps is a literal badge bunny
In Inception they go through metaphysical planes before waking up on a physical plane of reality
In Frozen's Let It Go scene Elsa emphasizes her syllables to say "a kingdom of ice-olation"
January 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Jokes in movies I think about that I haven't seen anyone talk about:
Judy Hopps is a literal badge bunny
In Inception they go through metaphysical planes before waking up on a physical plane of reality
In Frozen's Let It Go scene Elsa emphasizes her syllables to say "a kingdom of ice-olation"
Judy Hopps is a literal badge bunny
In Inception they go through metaphysical planes before waking up on a physical plane of reality
In Frozen's Let It Go scene Elsa emphasizes her syllables to say "a kingdom of ice-olation"
Don't get me wrong, AI bad, AI unethical, AI resource draining,
But when it comes to AI slop we really gotta look at the content we consume (choosing those words specifically) in general and everyday life
But when it comes to AI slop we really gotta look at the content we consume (choosing those words specifically) in general and everyday life
January 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Don't get me wrong, AI bad, AI unethical, AI resource draining,
But when it comes to AI slop we really gotta look at the content we consume (choosing those words specifically) in general and everyday life
But when it comes to AI slop we really gotta look at the content we consume (choosing those words specifically) in general and everyday life
"Male loneliness epidemic" "friend loneliness epidemic" "relationship epidemic" maybe if we all weren't all reducing ourselves to the most ironic and insincere personas we'd be able to have decent connections and conversations instead of trying to make every sentence a Hit Tweet
January 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
"Male loneliness epidemic" "friend loneliness epidemic" "relationship epidemic" maybe if we all weren't all reducing ourselves to the most ironic and insincere personas we'd be able to have decent connections and conversations instead of trying to make every sentence a Hit Tweet
Artists it is 2026 I'm begging you to just name your files using a "YYMMDD-filename" structure
Add a "_v#" if you've got multiple versions for the day
Please just stop with the keyboard mash names and Final Final Actually Final naming that shit ain't cute and hasn't been for decades please
Add a "_v#" if you've got multiple versions for the day
Please just stop with the keyboard mash names and Final Final Actually Final naming that shit ain't cute and hasn't been for decades please
January 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Artists it is 2026 I'm begging you to just name your files using a "YYMMDD-filename" structure
Add a "_v#" if you've got multiple versions for the day
Please just stop with the keyboard mash names and Final Final Actually Final naming that shit ain't cute and hasn't been for decades please
Add a "_v#" if you've got multiple versions for the day
Please just stop with the keyboard mash names and Final Final Actually Final naming that shit ain't cute and hasn't been for decades please
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It sucks when your favourite pictures of yourself have your doodle out because like. Who are you going to share them with to be hype about
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
It sucks when your favourite pictures of yourself have your doodle out because like. Who are you going to share them with to be hype about
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Mods are asleep time to post cowboy but not the kind a regular, well-adjusted person would think of
December 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Mods are asleep time to post cowboy but not the kind a regular, well-adjusted person would think of
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My tiddies kinda popping in that second one y/n
December 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My tiddies kinda popping in that second one y/n
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If you like this you either have a crush on me or know that Wendy's 6-piece nugs is a better $/nug value than their 10-piece
December 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If you like this you either have a crush on me or know that Wendy's 6-piece nugs is a better $/nug value than their 10-piece
Spice and Wolf but they run a crypto rugpull scheme on a bunch of techbros
January 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Spice and Wolf but they run a crypto rugpull scheme on a bunch of techbros
I keep seeing "hacks" for hotpot/kbbq/etc that are just like "you can buy your own meat to slice up and make it at home" and like
That's not a hack. That's buying groceries and cooking. That's a basic survival skill
That's not a hack. That's buying groceries and cooking. That's a basic survival skill
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I keep seeing "hacks" for hotpot/kbbq/etc that are just like "you can buy your own meat to slice up and make it at home" and like
That's not a hack. That's buying groceries and cooking. That's a basic survival skill
That's not a hack. That's buying groceries and cooking. That's a basic survival skill
Getting tired of the gym and want to do some kind of activity instead but unfortunately being hunted for sport is illegal and having some kind of constantly changing showdog-like obstacle course isn't financially viable
January 5, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Getting tired of the gym and want to do some kind of activity instead but unfortunately being hunted for sport is illegal and having some kind of constantly changing showdog-like obstacle course isn't financially viable
Is the Army called the Army because they're Armed Forces and that's just some dumb nickname for them? Like calling Star Trek people Trekkies? Has it actually been that stupid all along?
January 4, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Is the Army called the Army because they're Armed Forces and that's just some dumb nickname for them? Like calling Star Trek people Trekkies? Has it actually been that stupid all along?
One minute you're excited to be cosplaying the old dad character Kotetsu from this cool new series that just came out called Tiger and Bunny and then you blink and suddenly you're you're his age
January 3, 2026 at 5:21 AM
One minute you're excited to be cosplaying the old dad character Kotetsu from this cool new series that just came out called Tiger and Bunny and then you blink and suddenly you're you're his age
The thing about secret bookshelf doors is that unless they're rigged to blow up or something you can just pull on every book on the shelf until one opens it
January 1, 2026 at 7:11 AM
The thing about secret bookshelf doors is that unless they're rigged to blow up or something you can just pull on every book on the shelf until one opens it
If you like this you either have a crush on me or know that Wendy's 6-piece nugs is a better $/nug value than their 10-piece
December 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If you like this you either have a crush on me or know that Wendy's 6-piece nugs is a better $/nug value than their 10-piece
As someone who has the "I'm speaking English but people who speak English still aren't understanding" problem, can someone tell me why this is a bad message
The comments seem to mostly hate it but I'm seeing clear communication (even if the wardrobe bit is silly) and respecting the other one's time
The comments seem to mostly hate it but I'm seeing clear communication (even if the wardrobe bit is silly) and respecting the other one's time
man breaks off a relationship with a woman bc he has to "replace key elements of my wardrobe"
December 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
As someone who has the "I'm speaking English but people who speak English still aren't understanding" problem, can someone tell me why this is a bad message
The comments seem to mostly hate it but I'm seeing clear communication (even if the wardrobe bit is silly) and respecting the other one's time
The comments seem to mostly hate it but I'm seeing clear communication (even if the wardrobe bit is silly) and respecting the other one's time
Beginning the journey through the High School Musical trilogy for the first time right now
December 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Beginning the journey through the High School Musical trilogy for the first time right now
I think it's adorable that no matter how young or old, couples will always hold hands and go on nice slow aimless walks directly in the middle of a busy Costco aisle to the inconvenience of everybody
December 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I think it's adorable that no matter how young or old, couples will always hold hands and go on nice slow aimless walks directly in the middle of a busy Costco aisle to the inconvenience of everybody