If the bay area is good for anything, it should be good for always having a bougie pastry option...and yet!

If you sell "schmaltzy croutons" your baked goods must be artisanal I'm sorry!!

I can get down with an (undercooked in a way that is illegal for food safety at a resturuant) ghir!!! But I am an American!!!!!! and I don't like false !!!!!!!! advertising!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is excellent intel, thank you!!

exactly!! I need a little glamour for a sweet treat that I can otherwise make myself

Let's all go to smitten kitchen dot com together!!

When the friday afternoon little treat fails, times are dire!!

writing rpf about the jet pens youtube stars...

I would happily pay a child $5 for one of these at a bake sale fundraiser but if you are selling fishwife anchovies and natural wine I need you to at least make some Alice Medrich cocoa brownies from scratch

I had a plain techo and a red weeks!!! I'm boringggg

People have been misinterpreting Lolita since it came out and Nabokov was like "you're absolutely wrong; I wrote this to create a trap that you fell into and you should reflect on why you were so gullible about a monster."

When Megyn Kelly says it’s not a big deal if she’s 17, she’s not talking about her own daughter but about the underclass

hobichi techo/weeks from jet pens dot com, who I want to because famous and do sponcon for

The idea that romance needed venture capitalists to come up with innovations like this is … kind of too funny for me to get heated about it.