fold in some cheese tonight for Catherine O’Hara. Farewell to one of the funniest Canadians who ever lived 💔

ummmm you don't understand, MY family came here legally. They had to meet rigorous requirements like, "get on a boat", and "don't shit yourself to death on the boat before it gets there"

Irrationally mad at a Tik Tok I saw where a mom was like “pro-tip: bring water colors paint to the beach so kids can paint sea shells.” NO! The activity at the beach is Beach!!!! We do not need to do art and crafts with our kids AT THE BEACH. Go dig a hole!!!!

my thoughts on the Chiefs getting wiped out: at the end of No Country for Old Men, Anton Chigurh, the psychopathic antagonist who was to that point less a man than a symbol of inevitability itself, is hit by another car while driving. Even fate’s avatars are not free from its whims.

When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

you laugh when the toddler does increasingly silly walks around the house for an hour before bedtime but it’s actually a very important part of his culture

I love seeing adults who are unapologetically in tune with their inner child. Yes, buy that Lego set! Yes, collect those dolls, cars, and cards! Yes, buy that coloring book! Yes, go to Disney World! Yes, play those games! Yes, watch those childhood shows! Yes!"
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