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Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
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Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
March 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Morning update: NO on cloture. NO on the CR. We’re fighting this bad bill that cuts Americans a terrible deal with everything we’ve got.
March 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
WASHINGTON—Promising a glorious future marked by limitless prosperity for the East Asian nation, President Donald Trump outlined a bold vision Tuesday night for a golden age of China. “Under my leader...
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March 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Cats in sunbeams. #cats #sunbeam
March 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Santiam River birds. #birdphotography #photography #santiamriver #hummingbirds
March 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Santiam River birds. #birdphotography #photography #santiamriver #hummingbirds
March 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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More cans. #cans #macrophotography #photography
March 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Some pictures of cans. Testing some different lighting, lenses, and settings. #cans #seltzer #seltzerama #photography #macrophotography
March 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Man Feels Like Whole Life Just Endless Cycle Of Work, Eat, Sleep, Get Abducted By Aliens — theonion.com/man-feels-li...
Man Feels Like Whole Life Just Endless Cycle Of Work, Eat, Sleep, Get Abducted By Aliens
CLEVELAND—Bemoaning the exhausting pattern into which his existence seemed to have fallen, local man Matthew Taylor told reporters Wednesday that he felt like his whole life was just an endless cycle ...
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February 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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From the nextfuckinglevel community on Reddit: Video shown on all screens at the dept of Housing and Urban development HQ
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February 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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February 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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February 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance — theonion.com/investigatio...
Investigation Finds Elon Musk’s Hair-Plug Guy Given Highest Security Clearance
WASHINGTON—Raising alarm over what the report called a major breach, a watchdog investigation discovered Tuesday that Elon Musk’s hair-plug guy had been granted high-level security clearance by the U....
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February 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/vot...
Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...
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February 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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From the PublicFreakout community on Reddit: Australian Senator Nick McKim delivered a speech on the US slide into fascism
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February 9, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
WASHINGTON—In an effort to assuage any fears over the constitutionality of the Trump administration’s flurry of executive actions, a D.C.-area think tank called The Himmler Institute reportedly assured the nation Monday that this is all perfectly legal. “We’ve studied the total legality of far-reaching executive actions for decades, and we can guarantee that everything happening […]
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February 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Trump Struggling To Remember How He Related To Elon Musk
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Trump Struggling To Remember How He Related To Elon Musk
February 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI
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Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI
February 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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It's always projection.

Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover — theonion.com/mitch-mcconn...
Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
WASHINGTON—Rebuking President Trump’s decision to pardon Jan. 6 rioters, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) staunchly vowed this week to continue falling down stairs in the face of an apparent fascist takeov...
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February 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover — theonion.com/mitch-mcconn...
Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
WASHINGTON—Rebuking President Trump’s decision to pardon Jan. 6 rioters, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) staunchly vowed this week to continue falling down stairs in the face of an apparent fascist takeov...
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February 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test

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February 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Absolutely in violation of the 1st amendment. Not that this administration cares about the law.

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Trump announces task force to ‘eradicate anti-Christian bias’
President Trump announced plans Thursday to establish a task force and a presidential commission to protect Christians from religious discrimination. Trump addressed the National Prayer Breakfast i…
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February 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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The despicable failure of national Republicans to protect the basic functions of our federal government at the moment should motivate Oregon Democratic supermajorities to shut this bullshit down with extreme prejudice.
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Rep. Christine Drazan is taking a driving role in Oregon Republican priorities since because caucus leader.

One area she's targeting: state voter registration. That's after Oregon mistakenly registered 1,500 potential non-citizens.
After registration errors, Republicans take on Oregon Motor Voter law
One bill introduced this week would require more scrutiny before Oregonians are automatically added to voter rolls. Another would end the practice.
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February 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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“I think the strategy here is: ‘Well, we’re just going to do it and dare somebody to stop us, and by the time they stop us, we’ll have destroyed it.’”

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Doge staffers enter Noaa headquarters and incite reports of cuts and threats
Members reportedly sought access to IT systems at agency that Project 2025 has called ‘harmful to US prosperity’
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February 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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This Is So Much Worse Than Last Time
Why Democrats and the media are struggling to capture the insanity—and danger—of the new Trump administration.
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February 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM