Kaiyoht
@kaiyoht.dog
Therian ~ /kaɪ.joʊt/ ~ he/it ~ 29
Banned from Quizno's
Witch's-familiar-in-training
Home *is* wandering
https://coyo.tl
💜 My "sweet marten": @opda.bsky.social 💚
I like to chat, but I get busy. Reach out anyways!
Expect occasional 18+.
Banned from Quizno's
Witch's-familiar-in-training
Home *is* wandering
https://coyo.tl
💜 My "sweet marten": @opda.bsky.social 💚
I like to chat, but I get busy. Reach out anyways!
Expect occasional 18+.
While going through this exercise, my two distinct thoughts have been:
1) actually it really bugs me when a con doesn't put this sort of information on the badge because it's useful for archival purposes
2) it would be kinda cool to have a searchable archive of con badge templates
1) actually it really bugs me when a con doesn't put this sort of information on the badge because it's useful for archival purposes
2) it would be kinda cool to have a searchable archive of con badge templates
I'm rebuilding my badge wall in California and I have a wild, unforeseen complication
One of my badges has no identifying marks. I know it's from FurSquared, but not which year, and i've forgotten what years I went. The art is... vague enough that it could fit for multiple themes... who are you???
One of my badges has no identifying marks. I know it's from FurSquared, but not which year, and i've forgotten what years I went. The art is... vague enough that it could fit for multiple themes... who are you???
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 AM
While going through this exercise, my two distinct thoughts have been:
1) actually it really bugs me when a con doesn't put this sort of information on the badge because it's useful for archival purposes
2) it would be kinda cool to have a searchable archive of con badge templates
1) actually it really bugs me when a con doesn't put this sort of information on the badge because it's useful for archival purposes
2) it would be kinda cool to have a searchable archive of con badge templates
I'm rebuilding my badge wall in California and I have a wild, unforeseen complication
One of my badges has no identifying marks. I know it's from FurSquared, but not which year, and i've forgotten what years I went. The art is... vague enough that it could fit for multiple themes... who are you???
One of my badges has no identifying marks. I know it's from FurSquared, but not which year, and i've forgotten what years I went. The art is... vague enough that it could fit for multiple themes... who are you???
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I'm rebuilding my badge wall in California and I have a wild, unforeseen complication
One of my badges has no identifying marks. I know it's from FurSquared, but not which year, and i've forgotten what years I went. The art is... vague enough that it could fit for multiple themes... who are you???
One of my badges has no identifying marks. I know it's from FurSquared, but not which year, and i've forgotten what years I went. The art is... vague enough that it could fit for multiple themes... who are you???
Your crew *needs* a Severian
"I never lie" "I have perfect memory of my entire life up to this point" "What are you talking about I definitely didn't just contradict something I said 5 chapters ago"
your network is your net worth
"I never lie" "I have perfect memory of my entire life up to this point" "What are you talking about I definitely didn't just contradict something I said 5 chapters ago"
your network is your net worth
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Your crew *needs* a Severian
"I never lie" "I have perfect memory of my entire life up to this point" "What are you talking about I definitely didn't just contradict something I said 5 chapters ago"
your network is your net worth
"I never lie" "I have perfect memory of my entire life up to this point" "What are you talking about I definitely didn't just contradict something I said 5 chapters ago"
your network is your net worth
Add Delta to the list
I am BEGGING Delta to stop playing the violin cover of Dance Monkey while boarding I’m going to strangle the person who added this to the playlist
November 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Add Delta to the list
Reposted by Kaiyoht
Okay so I was following my radio towards a harmonica signal and it just led me here? And i keep shooting my scout into it and the scout says it's like, off the planet??? What is up with this thing
October 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Okay so I was following my radio towards a harmonica signal and it just led me here? And i keep shooting my scout into it and the scout says it's like, off the planet??? What is up with this thing
since when does every plane play the same like, three songs while you get on or off the flight
they're all bad covers too
they're all bad covers too
October 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
since when does every plane play the same like, three songs while you get on or off the flight
they're all bad covers too
they're all bad covers too
finally.. tv for uncles....
October 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
finally.. tv for uncles....
waited so long for the airport hotel shuttle i considered hopping on a random just to see where it takes me
make up a fake name, a whole backstory... you can be anyone on the airport hotel shuttle
make up a fake name, a whole backstory... you can be anyone on the airport hotel shuttle
October 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
waited so long for the airport hotel shuttle i considered hopping on a random just to see where it takes me
make up a fake name, a whole backstory... you can be anyone on the airport hotel shuttle
make up a fake name, a whole backstory... you can be anyone on the airport hotel shuttle
Noddin my head vigorously as I drive past da protestors so they know i'm one a them
Giving a big thumbs up and smilin at them so they know i agree
Giving a big thumbs up and smilin at them so they know i agree
October 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Noddin my head vigorously as I drive past da protestors so they know i'm one a them
Giving a big thumbs up and smilin at them so they know i agree
Giving a big thumbs up and smilin at them so they know i agree
*Syndrome voice* If every parking spot is 20 minutes only
none of them are
none of them are
October 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
*Syndrome voice* If every parking spot is 20 minutes only
none of them are
none of them are
Take the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid, lift the entire thing and move it like the space shuttle. Relocate it to its proper home, the salt flats of Utah. Outfit it as an arena again, but I refuse to elaborate on what games/performances are happening inside the arena. You don't get to go. Nobody does.
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful
what would you buy to break the curse?
what would you buy to break the curse?
October 15, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Take the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid, lift the entire thing and move it like the space shuttle. Relocate it to its proper home, the salt flats of Utah. Outfit it as an arena again, but I refuse to elaborate on what games/performances are happening inside the arena. You don't get to go. Nobody does.
Left Hand of Darkness good
October 15, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Left Hand of Darkness good
One of the things I like most about working in the office now is I can actually talk to coworkers off the record now and realize that like
None of us actually find GenAI useful, the trainings they make us do are not helpful, nobody really likes this. It was hard to tell over zoom
None of us actually find GenAI useful, the trainings they make us do are not helpful, nobody really likes this. It was hard to tell over zoom
Newsletter: This is The Case Against Generative AI, a comprehensive analysis of a financial collapse built on myths I’ll dispel, the markets’ unhealthy obsession with NVIDIA's growth, and the fact that there is not enough money in the world to fund OpenAI.
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www.wheresyoured.at/the-case-aga...
The Case Against Generative AI
Soundtrack: Queens of the Stone Age - First It Giveth
Before we go any further: This is, for the third time this year, the longest newsletter I've ever written, weighing in somewhere around 18,500 wo...
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September 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
One of the things I like most about working in the office now is I can actually talk to coworkers off the record now and realize that like
None of us actually find GenAI useful, the trainings they make us do are not helpful, nobody really likes this. It was hard to tell over zoom
None of us actually find GenAI useful, the trainings they make us do are not helpful, nobody really likes this. It was hard to tell over zoom
At work I got added to a slack channel for a corporate event. It's fascinating to watch people here say the same things as "helpful but unknowledgeable" furries at cons
"let's go print more signs" brother, publications made their last call three months ago. Today, we get printer paper and a sharpie
"let's go print more signs" brother, publications made their last call three months ago. Today, we get printer paper and a sharpie
September 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
At work I got added to a slack channel for a corporate event. It's fascinating to watch people here say the same things as "helpful but unknowledgeable" furries at cons
"let's go print more signs" brother, publications made their last call three months ago. Today, we get printer paper and a sharpie
"let's go print more signs" brother, publications made their last call three months ago. Today, we get printer paper and a sharpie
He's back because he found a new way he had created the file incorrectly
meanwhile the support case that got dumped on me because the person working it left for vacation today just featured the response "sorry for the delay, i was on the motorcycle to change my location"
meanwhile the support case that got dumped on me because the person working it left for vacation today just featured the response "sorry for the delay, i was on the motorcycle to change my location"
He uploaded the file but
- he created the file incorrectly
- I google the problem and suggest a fix from StackOverflow
- he says "Well that's not what ChatGPT suggests"
- he dicks around with ChatGPT for 30 minutes that goes nowhere
- I try the SO fix and it works immediately
:^)
- he created the file incorrectly
- I google the problem and suggest a fix from StackOverflow
- he says "Well that's not what ChatGPT suggests"
- he dicks around with ChatGPT for 30 minutes that goes nowhere
- I try the SO fix and it works immediately
:^)
Added bonus
There's a manual task users infrequently need me to do. The first step, even before they open the request, requires the user to upload a file. He asked me when we were going to start working on his. I said I would do it once I got off his support call
He still hasn't uploaded the file.
There's a manual task users infrequently need me to do. The first step, even before they open the request, requires the user to upload a file. He asked me when we were going to start working on his. I said I would do it once I got off his support call
He still hasn't uploaded the file.
September 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
He's back because he found a new way he had created the file incorrectly
meanwhile the support case that got dumped on me because the person working it left for vacation today just featured the response "sorry for the delay, i was on the motorcycle to change my location"
meanwhile the support case that got dumped on me because the person working it left for vacation today just featured the response "sorry for the delay, i was on the motorcycle to change my location"
He uploaded the file but
- he created the file incorrectly
- I google the problem and suggest a fix from StackOverflow
- he says "Well that's not what ChatGPT suggests"
- he dicks around with ChatGPT for 30 minutes that goes nowhere
- I try the SO fix and it works immediately
:^)
- he created the file incorrectly
- I google the problem and suggest a fix from StackOverflow
- he says "Well that's not what ChatGPT suggests"
- he dicks around with ChatGPT for 30 minutes that goes nowhere
- I try the SO fix and it works immediately
:^)
Added bonus
There's a manual task users infrequently need me to do. The first step, even before they open the request, requires the user to upload a file. He asked me when we were going to start working on his. I said I would do it once I got off his support call
He still hasn't uploaded the file.
There's a manual task users infrequently need me to do. The first step, even before they open the request, requires the user to upload a file. He asked me when we were going to start working on his. I said I would do it once I got off his support call
He still hasn't uploaded the file.
September 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
He uploaded the file but
- he created the file incorrectly
- I google the problem and suggest a fix from StackOverflow
- he says "Well that's not what ChatGPT suggests"
- he dicks around with ChatGPT for 30 minutes that goes nowhere
- I try the SO fix and it works immediately
:^)
- he created the file incorrectly
- I google the problem and suggest a fix from StackOverflow
- he says "Well that's not what ChatGPT suggests"
- he dicks around with ChatGPT for 30 minutes that goes nowhere
- I try the SO fix and it works immediately
:^)
Support week at work
- User asks why service is broken "again".
- He's asked for support multiple times and it's never been our service at fault before
- The error message he got tells him what the error was
- Error message says a value is not set properly
- He does not believe the error message (:
- User asks why service is broken "again".
- He's asked for support multiple times and it's never been our service at fault before
- The error message he got tells him what the error was
- Error message says a value is not set properly
- He does not believe the error message (:
September 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Support week at work
- User asks why service is broken "again".
- He's asked for support multiple times and it's never been our service at fault before
- The error message he got tells him what the error was
- Error message says a value is not set properly
- He does not believe the error message (:
- User asks why service is broken "again".
- He's asked for support multiple times and it's never been our service at fault before
- The error message he got tells him what the error was
- Error message says a value is not set properly
- He does not believe the error message (:
you know how in 3d video games they make doorways way bigger than they would be in real life because otherwise people miss the door hole and get stuck trying to go through them too often
this same logic was used to design all California roads
this same logic was used to design all California roads
September 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
you know how in 3d video games they make doorways way bigger than they would be in real life because otherwise people miss the door hole and get stuck trying to go through them too often
this same logic was used to design all California roads
this same logic was used to design all California roads
computer boots successfully after cross country move
September 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
computer boots successfully after cross country move
Reposted by Kaiyoht
My boyfriend who just drove MANY hour denied letting me drive when I offered for many more hour.
Reasoning:
“If im the one driving, you have to feed me treat. Dog doesn’t feed owner treat. Owner feed dog treat.”
Reasoning:
“If im the one driving, you have to feed me treat. Dog doesn’t feed owner treat. Owner feed dog treat.”
September 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
My boyfriend who just drove MANY hour denied letting me drive when I offered for many more hour.
Reasoning:
“If im the one driving, you have to feed me treat. Dog doesn’t feed owner treat. Owner feed dog treat.”
Reasoning:
“If im the one driving, you have to feed me treat. Dog doesn’t feed owner treat. Owner feed dog treat.”
pittsburgh's streets seem to follow any one of like, 20 different grid systems depending on your precise location
perfect city
perfect city
September 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
pittsburgh's streets seem to follow any one of like, 20 different grid systems depending on your precise location
perfect city
perfect city
Reposted by Kaiyoht
i saw a red leaf and felt a 50 degree breeze. I screamed, “we’re back to HOT COFFEES MOTHERFUCKERS,” and my neighbors watched me run on all fours to the local cafe
August 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
i saw a red leaf and felt a 50 degree breeze. I screamed, “we’re back to HOT COFFEES MOTHERFUCKERS,” and my neighbors watched me run on all fours to the local cafe
Black Sheep by Metric (not the Alison Brie version) in the chicken finger restaurant put me in hitstun today
August 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Black Sheep by Metric (not the Alison Brie version) in the chicken finger restaurant put me in hitstun today