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Kaiyoht
@kaiyoht.dog
Therian ~ /kaɪ.joʊt/ ~ he/it ~ 29
Banned from Quizno's
Witch's-familiar-in-training
Home *is* wandering
https://coyo.tl

💜 My "sweet marten": @opda.bsky.social 💚

I like to chat, but I get busy. Reach out anyways!

Expect occasional 18+.
for the map thing, my excuse is that I can (in theory) walk out of the airport into the real place as easily as i can get out of my car and walk around... but skydiving out of a commercial flight isn't super likely. So there's some distinction there in the capability, if not the actual event
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
i would not describe it as "visiting" unless i left the airport

but when i fill out, like, a map of the us with counties i've "been" to, i mark every county i've driven through even if i didn't stop... so my rule is i get to mark train station and airport counties too (it makes the map look cooler)
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
the fact that you powered through it to discover they really were candy the whole time is awe-inspiring
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
legitimately i think i "figured out" they were rocks because i put them in my mouth and bit and they were too hard
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
they are the most rock like candies i have ever seen

and also they were rock like a year ago or whenever i first got them too
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 AM
If someone made something like this, I really really hope they would specifically put a blurry photo of the FWA wristbands up, and not the actual (non-functional) badges you could buy, just to make future me mald a second time
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Breakthrough: my calendar has an entry in 2022 for the con... I *probably* wouldn't have made that entry unless I was going?
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I'm very sure that this badge should be from either 2018, or 2022, but I don't remember which. I could not find evidence in my email archives that indicated I attended either. My photo archives contain no photos from either convention. The QR codes on the back go to dead links.
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
i'm still down, the only hitch will be my actual schedule availability hahaha
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
meeee
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 AM
damn
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
it's a bummer that nobody will know how savage a burn i dropped on this fella for his Severian-ass behaviour just because this book is so fucking dense and annoying to read
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
you've been accepted into the secret youtube society
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
united, and i think southwest

only on the newer planes though
October 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
on this work trip i'm 3 for 3 so far
October 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
year of the linux desktop, baybee
October 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
October 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
4 but only because you're exactly the sort of person I hung out with all of my time in grad school so I'm super used to it
October 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM