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A marten and a jackal squished into a box. 30 // he/him // PGH // Likes and shares NSFW, 18+ only!

🥚by @corgilegs.pizza
🔺by @citymuttfursuit.bsky.social + @jaycostumes.bsky.social
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I care :3
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I care :3
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I fear I may have ruined my latex suit in long term storage :(

I’ll see if some more aggressive buffing will get it back to flawless and shiny
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Coyote man
October 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Disaster.

A FULL, NEW glass bottle of FISH SAUCE fell off a high shelf and SHATTERED over every object and inch of my pantry, floor, walls, fridge.

The worst smelling kitchen ingredient, mixed with microscopic shards of glass.

It took me two full hours to clean it up and deodorize every object.
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Commission for puffy @jettrax.bsky.social 🫧💙
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I’m gonna make a fortune selling custom gamecube-style handles for steam machines. dont steal my idea.
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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caught a whopper
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
hmmmmmm how am I gonna use my birthday wish today….

📸: @toofytaro.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Happy #squeakysaturday remember to take time to relax and polish that suit!!

Nothing better than being shiny🖤🖤✨
Commission
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Reposting because, and I say this with love, some of you are going to see this and go “oh shit, I need to check my bottle” and then immediately forget about it so if this could affect you, go check right now before you even scroll to the next post, I mean it.
November 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
bugonia
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Target, who openly fucked over black & queer people for a few bucks, is offering a Thanksgiving meal for 4 people for $20.

Aldi, who pays employees well and hasn't given a red cent to Trump or various PACS, has a Thanksgiving meal for 10 people for $40.

It's not a hard choice. FUCK Target.
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
wait im voted
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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If you come across this post, post your sona not smiling.

🎨: @yacrical.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
wowee you summoned the devil. he’s hot. he’s got a friend. what do you do next?
November 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Um .... we help you ? 🙄
October 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
can a coyote even learn python???
October 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
automate and eliminate c-suite.
October 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Got some shiny pics with the new head💦

📷 @stripey.pet
October 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I got the chance to trial-run some barefoot shoes, and did my first walk today.

What I was planning to be a short 30-min stroll ended up going for 2 hours, and 5 miles long, because I was enjoying it so much. What a world of difference, as someone dealing with persistent ankle and knee pain.
October 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
can’t believe it took me this long to see The Witch (VVitch). what a fucking triumph of acting and atmosphere. instantly a favorite.
October 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
i love my city. we rocked out there. my throat is sore from shouting <3
October 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”?

anyway that’s why these events are important
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM