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they/them ✩ seattle
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nicknames for my new house (including, but not limited to):
- the shitbox
-leatherface's bachelor pad
-trainspotting pt. 2: electric boogaloo
-the swamp
-that one ethel cain song (nonspecific)
- the shitbox
-leatherface's bachelor pad
-trainspotting pt. 2: electric boogaloo
-the swamp
-that one ethel cain song (nonspecific)
June 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
nicknames for my new house (including, but not limited to):
- the shitbox
-leatherface's bachelor pad
-trainspotting pt. 2: electric boogaloo
-the swamp
-that one ethel cain song (nonspecific)
- the shitbox
-leatherface's bachelor pad
-trainspotting pt. 2: electric boogaloo
-the swamp
-that one ethel cain song (nonspecific)
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the discover tab exists to punish you for posting good . like hey nice joke let’s put it up on the fridge in the black lodge
February 23, 2025 at 7:31 AM
the discover tab exists to punish you for posting good . like hey nice joke let’s put it up on the fridge in the black lodge
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A piece of free advice to other writers, nothing -- NOTHING -- is less appealing or less beneficial to your career than posting your self-pitying thoughts in public.
June 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
A piece of free advice to other writers, nothing -- NOTHING -- is less appealing or less beneficial to your career than posting your self-pitying thoughts in public.
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Despite all my ire I am still just a
June 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Despite all my ire I am still just a
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why does trump tweet like one of those political ad campaign text blasts
June 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
why does trump tweet like one of those political ad campaign text blasts
why is this pic of me trying on a bridesmaid dress lowkey the best pic anyone has taken of me in recent memory???? make it make sense!
April 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
why is this pic of me trying on a bridesmaid dress lowkey the best pic anyone has taken of me in recent memory???? make it make sense!
it's been a rough year, dad.
April 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
it's been a rough year, dad.
got ye olde gallbladder out
March 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
got ye olde gallbladder out
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I know I'm probably late to this one, but Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison is exactly what would have happened in the universe of THE SUBSTANCE
March 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I know I'm probably late to this one, but Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison is exactly what would have happened in the universe of THE SUBSTANCE
there are 2 genders - gone girl and fight club
March 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
there are 2 genders - gone girl and fight club
hot take: companion was...weird? but not in a good way.
February 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
hot take: companion was...weird? but not in a good way.
my body is a temple in the sense that a taco bell in a sketchy area of town is a temple when it's 2am and you're walking back from the club
February 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
my body is a temple in the sense that a taco bell in a sketchy area of town is a temple when it's 2am and you're walking back from the club
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i only run the "I Fucking Love Sarcasm " account to fund my passion project: the "I Fucking Love Fealty" account
February 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
i only run the "I Fucking Love Sarcasm " account to fund my passion project: the "I Fucking Love Fealty" account
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My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
February 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
i need a fun little drink with one of those fuckass umbrellas or some shit idk
February 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i need a fun little drink with one of those fuckass umbrellas or some shit idk
kendrick lamar's halftime performance taught me that i gotta be more of a hater
February 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
kendrick lamar's halftime performance taught me that i gotta be more of a hater
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New valentines merch just dropped 🥰
February 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
New valentines merch just dropped 🥰
i actually think it should be legally required for every heterosexual woman to administer what i call "the midsommar test" in which they watch midsommar with their partner and then guage, based on his reactions, whether he is worth dating. the substance also works.
February 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i actually think it should be legally required for every heterosexual woman to administer what i call "the midsommar test" in which they watch midsommar with their partner and then guage, based on his reactions, whether he is worth dating. the substance also works.