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Kainé, Displacer Kobold
@kaine-the-kobold.bsky.social
🔞 Transmasc enby, also known as Nei. They/them or ei/ein.Translates. Loves video games. Other plurality members: Sera Treascair (she/her) and Asurada Zenon (he/him).
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You probably noticed, if you've read my profile, an experimental pronoun: ei/ein! "But Nei," and yes, I've been expecting this, "how do you PRONOUNCE it?"

With your sound-emitting orifice of choice, you silly sausage, you!

...Okay, but seriously. It's easy enough. Read on.
Okay but I look good in dresses.
February 8, 2026 at 6:38 AM
better today at least - I can stand up straight and it isn't crippling agony - but still, 0/10 do not recommend sciatica
hasn't done it since at least, knock on wood *makes fist, knocks on own head*

...instead I have sciatica today! woo. joy. -_-
new in the saga of Nei's Hypermobile Joints: my right hip has begun trying in earnest to subluxate, despite being solid as a rock before

do not want
February 7, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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February 6, 2026 at 4:49 AM
hasn't done it since at least, knock on wood *makes fist, knocks on own head*

...instead I have sciatica today! woo. joy. -_-
new in the saga of Nei's Hypermobile Joints: my right hip has begun trying in earnest to subluxate, despite being solid as a rock before

do not want
February 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Living my trans lifestyle (checks notes) texting with my mum.
Living my trans lifestyle (checks notes) loading the dishwasher.
February 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
hi

yes I might've done a wee name change hush

you can still call me Nei, it's fine! I answer to either
February 5, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I'ma do a thing

I'ma review the vapes I have tried. (Yeah, I vape. Shush.)

I mostly stick to North Stellar so that'll be the main ones I review.
February 4, 2026 at 5:54 AM
new in the saga of Nei's Hypermobile Joints: my right hip has begun trying in earnest to subluxate, despite being solid as a rock before

do not want
January 28, 2026 at 12:54 AM
So I discovered something: cherry Bubly tastes like someone poured a dose of red NyQuil into a can of seltzer water.

(Red NyQuil is, I swear, the most foul thing on earth. Green's foul too, yes, but at least I like liquorice and that taste is predominant there.)

...Least it's not LaCroix, I guess?
January 23, 2026 at 12:31 AM
so guess who probably got the flu

yeah, I am NOT pleased

hoping it's just a cold
January 18, 2026 at 12:36 AM
lot of...unresolved feelings from The Shitstorm coming up tonight

having to sadly tell my only remaining friend from That Period that I did, in fact, get outright told "I hate you" by the one person I never would've expected it from decided to hit me especially hard and I dislike this
January 16, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Tonight on things I have had to say to my muses:

"...and now I wonder if he's ever managed to suck himself--TIAN LANG I DID NOT ASK YOU but Stellyse enjoys now knowing you can do that."
January 12, 2026 at 6:06 AM
okay like

not to brag or anything

but me? effin gorgeous today.
January 11, 2026 at 7:53 PM
oh no my stream screens are ready

I just need to get my StreamElements chatbox working and then I MIGHT STREAM AGAIN

oh no
January 7, 2026 at 2:30 AM
so it turns out I like Aster and Hipper can be...pretty okay at times

opinion on Carrot and Lyncis remains the same
but seriously

Lyncis and Carrot can go jump into spacetime turbulence without a mecha

Hipper either needs a stick removed from, or put up, her rearmost receptacle

Aster? Currently inclined towards "no".

(I like Lechesis though, surprisingly. And Nanto...whooooo he can security check me ANY day.)
January 6, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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I still have to use Windows for some things and it seems to be just about every day now I'm seeing complaints about it sucking in new ways. So here's a little list of tools I use to make Windows not suck by debloating virtually everything out of it that makes it bad and making it more usable. 🧵
January 6, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Getting into bed.

I fell - literally just as I was laying down - and my head met the corner of the wall. Ow.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

😅
January 6, 2026 at 2:25 AM
s h i n y
Pre-orders for the VALENTINE'S DAY KOBOLD HEART HOARDS are OPEN!! It's $25 for 10 hearts from my Big Heart Stash that I've been making for the past few weeks with various other goodies available as add-ons. I'm going to talk a little bit about the project in thread.

nora.jewelry/products/kob...
January 5, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I wore the swishy.
January 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
burning questions:

do I wear skirt to church (is blue tulle, very swishy) or do I wear strapless dress + blue crochet shrug/sweater thing

...I need to get pics of both to show y'all huh
January 3, 2026 at 4:43 AM
...yeeeeeeeeeeeees I did kind of just spend $50 getting this...

(I can't stop grinning like an idiot every time I see it. fuckin - apparently my type is dramatic pretty boys.)
January 1, 2026 at 11:35 PM
*sharp yip of approval*
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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it’s all i’ve got
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
hap year to come

it better not suck or I am gonna go to bat on some orbs

you in, @xilimyth.bsky.social ?
January 1, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I have taken to calling my nighttime meds my "goop meds".

Why? They include muscle relaxer, an anxiolytic, and a mood stabiliser, and when it all kicks in, I become silly goop.

Dunno. Just random goop-induced posting, really.
December 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM