K Monaé
@kahliamonae.bsky.social
I’m here for a good time and maybe a long time. Mostly talking to myself, but you can join in. #30plussky
Schools being closed for this week is throwing me off.
January 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Schools being closed for this week is throwing me off.
Being shocked by porn on an app like this is annoying. Must’ve had dry timelines on the bird app. All you do is keep scrolling. Don’t lecture the poster. Dont start a campaign…just scroll.
December 30, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Being shocked by porn on an app like this is annoying. Must’ve had dry timelines on the bird app. All you do is keep scrolling. Don’t lecture the poster. Dont start a campaign…just scroll.
Who is Ben? What happened? What did I miss??
December 28, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Who is Ben? What happened? What did I miss??
My man, my man, my man
December 27, 2024 at 11:45 AM
My man, my man, my man
Eating sugar grits. ☺️
December 21, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Eating sugar grits. ☺️
Yes. The answer to tacos is always yes.
Should I get tacos three days in a row orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
December 20, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Yes. The answer to tacos is always yes.
I am way too invested in the Illinois flag discourse to be a Virginia resident. I’m over here reading facts and feeling like Sheldon.
December 20, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I am way too invested in the Illinois flag discourse to be a Virginia resident. I’m over here reading facts and feeling like Sheldon.
Man, listen.
All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety
December 17, 2024 at 10:37 AM
Man, listen.
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i hate when people record themselves crying lmao 😂
December 16, 2024 at 11:07 PM
i hate when people record themselves crying lmao 😂
💜 ❤️ 💜
A guy on tiktok posted “this is a safe space tell me about her” and the comments…… gawd I loveeeee to see a man brag on how much he loves his woman 🥹
December 17, 2024 at 12:13 AM
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She was there before Elvis, Little Richard or Johnny Cash swiveled their hips and strummed their guitars. If you've never heard Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of rock 'n' roll, you should.
Sister Rosetta Tharpe- "Didn't It Rain?" Live 1964 (Reelin' In The Years Archive)
YouTube video by ReelinInTheYears66
youtu.be
December 15, 2024 at 2:33 AM
She was there before Elvis, Little Richard or Johnny Cash swiveled their hips and strummed their guitars. If you've never heard Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of rock 'n' roll, you should.
Better come with hair. I’m not here to ✂️.
Also you never know how a woman will respond to a hairless meat missile. Might freak her the hell out.
December 15, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Better come with hair. I’m not here to ✂️.
I just know when God threw in gluttony as a deadly sin someone had eaten His leftovers. Talk about pissed.
December 15, 2024 at 8:48 PM
I just know when God threw in gluttony as a deadly sin someone had eaten His leftovers. Talk about pissed.
Nobody:
Me watching the open to the new season of Queer Eye: who the fxck is Jeremiah?!?!
Me watching the open to the new season of Queer Eye: who the fxck is Jeremiah?!?!
December 15, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Nobody:
Me watching the open to the new season of Queer Eye: who the fxck is Jeremiah?!?!
Me watching the open to the new season of Queer Eye: who the fxck is Jeremiah?!?!
I’m shorty up at the top with a good view, a lil sip, and a handsome dip to talk to.
December 13, 2024 at 11:24 PM
I’m shorty up at the top with a good view, a lil sip, and a handsome dip to talk to.
Notice how he sought out what he wanted instead of starting a podcast.
A male humpback whale set a record by swimming more than 8,000 miles from South America to Africa and traversing at least three oceans — most likely in search of a mate, researchers said.
Humpback Whale Sets Record for How Far It Traveled
The adult male swam more than 8,000 miles from South America to Africa, most likely in search of a mate, researchers said.
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Notice how he sought out what he wanted instead of starting a podcast.
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Happy 99th birthday to Dick Van Dyke, inventor of the DVD player.
December 13, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Happy 99th birthday to Dick Van Dyke, inventor of the DVD player.
I was ready for lunch, but here yall go talking about eating Pokémon again.
December 13, 2024 at 2:52 PM
I was ready for lunch, but here yall go talking about eating Pokémon again.
Gambling is a vice I just can’t get jiggy with.
December 12, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Gambling is a vice I just can’t get jiggy with.
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It's pure chaos over here in all the ways I live for. 😭
December 12, 2024 at 10:33 PM
It's pure chaos over here in all the ways I live for. 😭
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Just like we stopped sniffing Yay in the 90’s only to see our kids tooting like Tony Montana
December 12, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Just like we stopped sniffing Yay in the 90’s only to see our kids tooting like Tony Montana
Ngl this is a Wayne Brady Stan account.
December 12, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Ngl this is a Wayne Brady Stan account.
Don’t do that to Connections again @nytimes.com !
December 12, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Don’t do that to Connections again @nytimes.com !