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Loki
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Trans, bi, cat dad.
White Chicano.
🏜 Trash Opossum.

They/Him

I don't follow for follow. Go away.

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Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
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November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The in person ADHD assessment wasn't as bad as I was expecting. The person I was working with before made it sound really terrible, but I did okay. I scored pretty normal in everything except my working memory, so there's definitely something other than depression going on.
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Today's high is 90F and tomorrow's high is 77F. One hell of a drop there.
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The worst part of moving away from Koreatown in LA is that I don’t live within walking distance of a Coco Ichibanya anymore.
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My 2hr in office adhd assessment is on Friday! It’s supposed to suck real hard! They’re gonna do a bunch of stuff to purposely irritate me to confirm that I have adhd! For 2 hours!
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
First official ADHD assessment and I scored in the top 7%. That's good, right?
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Oh! I dont have an image of my favorite message I saw, but I do remember it verbatim. "[Woman's name]. Miss you. Sorry for being with your sister. Lover boy."
Straight out of high school, I worked for a local advertising mailer that also ran free personal messages (not dating ads). I just found an old photo on my computer of one of the wildest messages that got printed.
November 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Straight out of high school, I worked for a local advertising mailer that also ran free personal messages (not dating ads). I just found an old photo on my computer of one of the wildest messages that got printed.
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can tell when a recruiter has not at all read my resume on LinkedIn because they will occasionally ask if I want to do a job that requires highly technical knowledge of app release cycles and coding.
November 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Oh, gods. It’s only 9am why do I have the sleepies
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
As someone who is only 5'3", I sure do have a weird perspective on what "tall" is. My brother is 6'4"-ish, so tall doesn't register to me until it's more than that by a few inches.
November 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Hey, Samsung, or maybe AT&T. Fucking stop installing apps I didn't approve of whenever you update my phone. If I wanted to play Monopoly Go or Candy Crush, I'd fucking install them myself.
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Really killed it on lunch today. Tuna with kewpi, gochujang, and furikake, udon noodles boiled in miso broth, mixed veggies, with soy sauce and chili oil.
October 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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I wrote about the connection between horror media and blues music for Halloween!

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The Devil’s Music: Why the Blues is the Perfect Soundtrack This Halloween - Blues Rock Review
When we consider the history of blues, horror is as elemental to the music and its evolution as the guitar,
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October 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I haven't had a cold sore inside my nose for years and it just figures that I get one after I got my nostrils pierced lol
October 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Ahh, Reze Arc was so fucking good omg
October 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
91F (33C) outside right now and I'm quite enjoying the autumn weather.
October 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Fuck yeah. First time down.
October 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
My arm really hurts now
Covid and flu shots done. And I saw the worst brand name of tampons I've ever seen. It was Honey Pot and no, I'm not joking.
October 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Covid and flu shots done. And I saw the worst brand name of tampons I've ever seen. It was Honey Pot and no, I'm not joking.
October 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I wish Crunchyroll would let you watch the English dub with the English subtitles. It's my favorite way to watch anime. I like seeing the difference between the localizations.
October 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Then: "I need my Nokia on max volume, I have the new Bloodhound Gang ringtone."

Now: "The last time my phone made any noise Obama was still president."
October 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Just saw one of those "boost if" posts where one was an extremely niche thing and one was something that's supposed to get everyone else who isn't the niche thing, and was like, "Wow. Neither of these things for me."
October 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Started listening to The Road to Palisade and goddam them friends at that table do some good storytelling. Also, absurdly funny goofs.
October 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Ahhh! I got so fucking close to beating Chronos on my first fight against him!
October 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM