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Kelly Stuckey
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Mom 🧒🏼👶🏼 | Early Childhood Educator👩🏼‍🏫 |Aspiring to have hobbies one day🪀

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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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"On behalf of Fisher-Price, we are sorry for making things more difficult by equipping the Kick ’n Play with five separate instrumental breaks that flawlessly combine the bombastic style of New Orleans brass with the hot, tropical rhythms of a Sandals Resort after dark."
Fisher-Price Recalls the Deluxe Kick ’n Play Piano Gym for Having Too Many Bops
Here at Fisher-Price, children’s safety is our highest priority. But we also care deeply about you, the parents and caretakers of the kids who use ...
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April 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Q: Wait. How about fucks? Do you have any of those to give?

A: Great question. Alas, none of those, either. To be clear, we give neither a shit nor a fuck about your opinion on our behavior.
FAQ: The Status of the Shits Women Have Left to Give
Q: I was wondering: how much of a shit do women give about what conservative old white dudes say about them? A: Thanks for contacting us. We have c...
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January 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Dare you not to tear up reading this! Loved it 🥹

www.the-pom.com/p/trains-and...
Trains and New Beginnings
an essay by Lucy Huber
www.the-pom.com
January 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Sometimes I think we should let four-year-olds update the English language. Some examples from our house:
bammer=hammer
constructions=instructions, specifically for building
compartments=apartments

Others?
December 4, 2024 at 11:46 PM