Jynx Jenkins
@jynxrox.bsky.social
Runs her own museum, speaks Chinese, and hopes to sail around the world by the time she's 40.
How’s y’all’s eggs?
January 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
How’s y’all’s eggs?
I own an awful lot of “active” wear for someone who isn’t.
January 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I own an awful lot of “active” wear for someone who isn’t.
…and that’s all I need.
January 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
…and that’s all I need.
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a realistic cookbook where every recipe starts with "step 1: clean up your kitchen"
January 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
a realistic cookbook where every recipe starts with "step 1: clean up your kitchen"
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ME: and make mine a double
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
December 12, 2024 at 2:23 PM
ME: and make mine a double
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
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the Dutch are not real. they’re a figment of my imagination
December 9, 2024 at 1:04 PM
the Dutch are not real. they’re a figment of my imagination
When Coco Chanel said to remove one last thing before leaving the house, I assume she meant the cat hair.
December 6, 2024 at 5:36 PM
When Coco Chanel said to remove one last thing before leaving the house, I assume she meant the cat hair.
Big, big shows this weekend in Boise!
December 3, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Big, big shows this weekend in Boise!
Did I accidentally sign up for the “dog accounts only” follow option?
December 2, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Did I accidentally sign up for the “dog accounts only” follow option?
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An advent calendar but instead of candy every day it’s just a message from a different person saying they’re not mad at you
December 2, 2024 at 6:11 PM
An advent calendar but instead of candy every day it’s just a message from a different person saying they’re not mad at you
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If you were being sold as an action figure, what 2 accessories would you come with?
December 2, 2024 at 12:55 AM
If you were being sold as an action figure, what 2 accessories would you come with?
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Imagine being the first person to hear the Knight Rider theme. I would've run through a wall at the studio.
November 30, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Imagine being the first person to hear the Knight Rider theme. I would've run through a wall at the studio.
Martha Stewart made 35 pies today. So you know, great.
November 27, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Martha Stewart made 35 pies today. So you know, great.
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Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like
November 26, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like
Go ahead, just try to tell high school me that 2025 me will be sitting around in a Nirvana crop top and wide leg pants.
November 24, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Go ahead, just try to tell high school me that 2025 me will be sitting around in a Nirvana crop top and wide leg pants.
Just learned, after buying a 20 lb. turkey, that my family doesn’t want 5 lbs of turkey each.
November 24, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Just learned, after buying a 20 lb. turkey, that my family doesn’t want 5 lbs of turkey each.
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A big part of anxiety is just being very suspicious of yourself. Like I'm not exactly sure what I'm up to but I don't trust this guy, vibes are off.
November 24, 2024 at 12:32 AM
A big part of anxiety is just being very suspicious of yourself. Like I'm not exactly sure what I'm up to but I don't trust this guy, vibes are off.
Just found out about the “Tacky Christmas” trend. So glad to be right on the pulse again this year.
November 22, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Just found out about the “Tacky Christmas” trend. So glad to be right on the pulse again this year.